halloween party au
Lance, walks up to a girl in a cat costume: Hey baby~! I know we only just met, but you look like you know where a fella has to go to get a taste of something delicious. You know, drink up something sweet, lap up some cream, that kind of thing. ;) Catch my drift?
Keith, turns around: Dude, it’s me.
Lance: What the FUCKING SHIT why the fuck are you dressed like a cat???? I thought that was a chick thing.
Keith: IT’S NOT A CHICK THING! Besides I’m trying to match someone’s costume
Shiro, walks by in a lion costume: Hey guys! Enjoying the party?
Lance: …oh my god you motherfucking loser.
Keith: Shut the fuck up
Keith: And I’m a LION CUB for your INFORMATION
Keith: …Pidge said it would work
Lance: Pidge fucking lied to you. She lies to everybody. Where have you been?
Pidge, walks by: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAHA!
Keith: I HOPE A SEXY PIRATE STEPS ON YOUR GLASSES, YOU GREMLIN!
Lance: Yeah, okay, we’re going for a walk to the snack table. Come on.
Lance: Because you’re gonna need the help of a god tier wingman if you expect to get laid wearing that.