Here is Kate Upton in a bikini because I am lazy. I realize that doesn’t sound like a reason but it is so, so easy to find Kate Upton looking good in a bikini that I don’t really have to put any effort into it. I kind of just open the folder, randomly click with my mouse and i am done. Clothing is harder. So I went with a bikini because I am having a slow morning. Like so slow that i went to the store to get stuff to make soup and got home and realized I forgot the main ingredient. Now I am face with the decision of going back or saying fuck it and like… ordering a pizza or something. I will probably go but I will bitch the whole time. To myself I guess because I don’t think anyone else is walking to the grocery store with me. So I’ll be the crazy person loudly complaining to invisible people while grabbing chicken stock. I’ll admit, my life isn’t quite as glamorous as I imagined when I was 10. Anyway here is Kate Upton because Katherines pretty much rule my world. It’s a fact. I have spreadsheets (No, really. I do. I am a huge dork. I have picked girls named some spelling variation of Katherine 116 times now). This is actually the 46th time I have picked Kate Upton because she’s alright I guess. I kinda like her. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.