Name: Kate Veatch
Flavor of Lawyer: Mergers and Acquisitions
Location: Average Joe’s Gym

Famous Words: No, you’re in foreclosure. You were in default during the six months we sent you delinquency notices.

Why She’s Awesome: When you work for a client as scummy as GloboGym, it’s important to have hobbies to distract you from the slow death of your principles. Like unicorns. Or dodgeball. Specifically, braining the head of GloboGym with a dodgeball and then telling him he looks fat in those pants. Good times.

Want a consult? Find her in Dodgeball: An Underdog Story.