kate warren

  • Chloe: Maybe I die. Skydiving explosion. And then you go and marry Max. And it makes me sad. But if she’s gonna be with somebody, I’d like it to be you.
  • Warren: Strange, but sweet.
  • Chloe: Only, I didn’t really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you from my red Corvette. And I’m planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do. Slowly. In a rainstorm.
  • Kate: Okay, this isn’t really in the spirit of what we’re trying to do…
  • Chloe: But as time goes by it eats away at me. You’re out living it up with my girlfriend. And I’m alone, in a cave. Training.
  • Victoria: Anyone else want to chime in?
  • Chloe: I thought you were my friend… I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
Life is Strange characters in a nutshell
  • Max: i like photography and shit also im super gay
  • Chloe: im the gayest of them all. hella.
  • Warren: max ily
  • Victoria: my bitchiness is a defence mechanism
  • Nathan: my bitchiness is all jeffershit's fault
  • Jeffershit: hello naughty children its murder time
  • Rachel: im secretly a deer in disguise dont tell chloe also im dead
  • David: i dont understand teenage lesbians
  • Joyce: i mildly understand teenage lesbians
  • William: im dead
  • Dana: i look like a bitch but im actually a cinnamon roll
  • Kate: im the purest cinnamon roll

L I F E - I S - S T R A N G E

  • Max: I’m so bored.
  • Max: Wait! Oh my god, Kate, I got mail.
  • Kate: What is it?
  • Max: It’s Victoria’s new Grahamscott fic!
  • Kate: What the hell is Grahamscott?
  • Max: Ugh, it’s the name for Warren Graham and Nathan Prescott. They’re totally in love.
  • Kate: That’s a bit weird.
  • Max: *gasps* No it’s not! It’s meant to be!
  • Kate: But they’re both straight, stupid.
  • Max: How can you say that! Shut up. My feelings…