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Incorrect Gotham Quotes by my Theatre Class

-“I’ll hit you with my umbrella so hard you feel it every time it rains.”

-“What an enigma…”

-“It’s a good day for donuts, Jim.”

“-Can I leave prison? I need to visit the grave of the man I murdered.”
“Seems logical.”

-“Tick tock, talk to the clock.”

-“I can’t believe I murdered that man…”
“I LIVED BITCH.”

-“I accidentally called her Isabel the whole time .”

-“IF THE CLOCK CANT HEAR YOU THEN YOU’RE WRONG.”

-"There’s a… penguin. Backstage.”

Good Omens Scent Piece

I bet Aziraphale smells like tea… And old books. And wine. Soft things that make you want to go to sleep

Sweet cakes and stardust and polished grandfather clocks

He smells like going home and the musty scent of the autumn leaves.

But his wings smell like the fresh fallen snow, and the faintest, but pleasant, hint of vanilla.

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I bet Crowley smells like campfire smoke and something cinnamon

Molten gold and dark chocolate.

He smells like sex. The deep kind.

Like promises and “I love you’s” whispered in dark places.

Wine, and black, starless skies.

His wings have the heady scent of black licorice.