kate mulgrew (2)

Top 15 things to do while waiting for Season 3 of Orange Is the New Black

1. Train cockroaches to run cigarettes from apartment to apartment.

2. Learn all the correct lyrics to Lisa Loeb’s “Stay”.

3. Perfect cooking Funfetti cake with chocolate icing.

4.Impress your friends with your new party trick of making a lighter with an AA battery & gum wrapper.

5. Take a bubble bath in someone else’s house.

6. Start a feelings jar: “I feel sad that I don’t have anymore episodes to watch”

7. Start gardening, it could be very lucrative & relaxing.

8. Make a Catholic candle from crayons and a tampon and start praying there will be more Alex Vause in season 3.

9. Sleep with your girlfriends bestie. (No. Wait. Don’t.)

10. Find out your birth time and do your astrological chart.

11. Roll your own cigarettes and sell them for stamps.

12. Read The Faults in Our stars.

13. Make sure your work clothes are on point so you too can look “hella office!”

14. Re-watch A League of Their Own for the 12,393rd time to remember Lori Petty & when things were easier for her.

15. Get a mirror and find that pee pee hole!

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