@malfoysscarhead Not sure if this is what you had in mind, but… it just kinda happened? 😂
“WHAT in Merlin’s name is THAT?”
Harry pokes his head out of the kitchen to see what caused Ron to shriek like that. Ah, of course. He should have known this would happen.
“That,” Harry begins amusedly, “is a picture of my fiance, thanks for noticing.”
“How could anybody NOT notice it? It’s a bloody poster! Hanging over your dining table.” Ron sounds almost outraged. Harry can’t help but snicker.
Ron keeps staring at it, open mouthed. Hermione pokes him in the ribs, giving him a sharp look.
“It’s a lovely picture, Harry,” she smiles, “I assume you took it?”
“As if I’d let anyone else see him like that,” Harry snorts.
“You’re letting US see him like that! Why, Harry? Why? I could have died happy without seeing his bum once,” Ron whines.
Harry leans against the doorframe, grinning.
He remembers the day he took that picture vividly…
It was the third day of their trip to Hawaii. Draco wasn’t as excited as Harry at first and complained about the heat. A lot. But as soon as he somewhat adapted to it, Harry often had to drag Draco out of the water and remind him to put on some sunscreen.
“Can we move here? I love it here,” Draco asked Harry excitedly between kisses, while he was carrying Draco out of the water.
“What about our jobs?” Harry laughed.
“Sod our jobs!”
Draco managed to sit beside Harry for five minutes, before he jumped up and ran towards the water again. Harry watched him as he stretched out his arms, as if welcoming the waves. His swim trunks were sitting low on his hips, revealing just the tiniest bit of that glorious arse.
Harry quickly grabbed his phone and took a picture, smiling to himself. His fiance was just too gorgeous for his own good.
Just as Harry decided to take a few more pictures, Draco turned around saw Harry with his phone. Grinning cheekily, he turned his head back to the water and hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his swim trunks. Harry’s eyes widened as he watched Draco pull them down to his ankles. Sweet Merlin, he was wiggling his bum!
Draco looked over his shoulder and winked at Harry.
“You coming?” he called, before running into the water. Harry didn’t need to be told twice! Thank Merlin this was a secluded beach…
Remembering this still sends heat through Harry and he clears his throat. He turns his attention back to Ron, smirking.
“Just be thankful it isn’t a magical picture. I doubt you’d want to see what happened after I took that picture.”
“Harryyyy,” Ron whines, his cheeks reddening. “I really don’t need to know what you do with that… arse.”
Harry bursts out laughing.
“Come on, sit down. That arse will be home soon and dinner’s almost ready.”
“It’s easy to say that I left as Kate and came back as Batwoman. The truth, though, is that I left as your lost little girl and came back knowing exactly who I am. I came back as Kate Kane.“ Batwoman (2011-2015) #0
For fun, I pulled up pictures of some characters from TWDG to show my mother, to see her reactions/get her thoughts on what they’re like. Here are some from S3
Clementine: “Definitely trying too hard. She’s trying to look tough, but she’s actually really nice. Wants to try new things.” Javier Garcia: “He’s from Jesus time. He’s Jesus’ father, I mean, Mary’s husband. Joseph? He looks like Joseph or Moses. Looks like a real pushover, probably an actual nice guy, but can never say no to his wife.” David Garcia: “I don’t know about him. He doesn’t look arrogant, but he looks like he tries too hard. He wants to be in charge but is really not good at it. Thinks he’s macho man.” Kate Garcia: “It’s bluebird! You know, from Hunger Games? Katniss? Katniss! She’s exactly like her. Tough when she needs to be, but really soft underneath. Deserves better.” Gabriel Garcia: “Oh. He looks mean. Like a high school bully. He’s a lame kid though.” Mariana Garcia: “Is busy taking care of her ailing grandmother. She’s a caretaker. Never has time to think of herself.” Eleanor: “Don’t judge a book by its cover! She looks sweet, like she’d make you a pie, but she’d probably screw you over and maybe kill you without hesitation. Is she part of the mafia? Joan: “Her husband died and now she wants revenge. She’s on the warpath. Probably kills someone.” Jesus: “He’s a vagabond. He either avoids people or is what you call a ‘cinnamon roll’, doing small good deeds for everyone. Kind of looks like Jesus? He and Joseph could be reincarnated pals or lovers or something.”
um hi so i’m (just under) 50 away from 2k and it’d be ya know kinda cool if i could get there sometime (soon)… and yeap that’s my story (thanks for listening reading) (*awkwardly shuffles off stage ur screen*)
I thought I couldn’t be more attracted to Kate, but then I was watching the alternate scenes and she started ad-libbing a run of biologically accurate information on voles. (Technically there are two vole species that occur in New York, but they wouldn’t be in an urban setting, no, and I’m not sure I’ve heard ‘super-multiplier’ itself in an ecological context, but it’s definitely applicable and appropriate.)
Maybe she was able to pull this out of her head, maybe she knew this line was coming and did some quick research beforehand, either way, there’s video of her speaking my scientific language and I love it.
y’all: What’s it like living with you, Laura? Is it as great as I imagine?
me: Well, it’s a lot of sitting around, eating baked goods, listening to traditional Irish concertina music, and trying to stop giggling long enough to ask Nathan where movie quotes came from. If that floats your boat.