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New Headcanon: Karkat Loves Katamari Damacy

I can just imagine him playing it

“HOLY FUCK HOW DO I EVEN MOVE THIS THING?

OH SHIT I JUST GOT THIS YELLOW CIRCLE THING GLUED TO THE BALL.

OH MY GOD IT’S GETTING BIGGER, THIS IS AMAZING.

I ROLLED UP AN ANGEL. YOU CAN ROLL UP ANGELS?

FUCK YEAH GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE ORANGE COUSIN-Y PIECE OF SHIT.”

I AM THE KING OF THIS GAME.“