kasey is dumb

went to a bonfire at my dad’s girlfriend’s parents’ place tonight and the adults started talking about a local restaurant owner who apparently has had some issues with drug and alcohol addictions and i made a comment about how i couldn’t care less about what a person does in their spare time if they could do their job well and that prompted this exchange between my dad’s girlfriend and i:

Me: “Someone could be doing numerous drugs for all i care, I’m just there for food.”

Dad’s girlfriend: “That’s not a good criteria if you’re looking for a life partner, sweetie.”

Me: “There’s a difference between the man I marry and the man who makes my fish and chips.”