(Our party has stayed out late drinking and dancing and bar hopping in a new city and find their way into a busy tavern, where there is already an arm wrestling match going on. We spot a familiar face–Kari, an NPC former adventurer who currently works as an extremely skilled magic user and enchanter for armor and clothing. The paladin bard, spotting her and not exactly being the shy type, decides to go surprise her and say hello…)
Paladin Bard:As we walk in, half-in-the-bag already, and we see Kari, I reach over, take the pitcher –still in [Ranger]’s hand…I don’t pull it out of her hand, but I grab it over her hand and pull her hand up with mine and take a quick sip out of the pitcher–
Paladin Bard: –and wander right over and come up right behind Kari–
Ranger: “Is he…?”
Warlock: “Is he…trying to…?”
Ranger: “I don’t…NOOO! Noooo. Nooooooo.”
Paladin Bard: (ooc) I’m just saying hi. I come right up behind Kari and put a hand on her shoulder where she’s watchin’ the match and say “So, where’s your money at?”
DM: (grinning) …okay! Roll a Wisdom save.
Paladin Bard: …uh oh.
Warlock: (ooc) You startled her!
Paladin Bard: (ooc) Apparently!
Ranger: (ooc) STOP SCARING PEOPLE!
Paladin Bard: 15! (proudly) Wisdom is a save I’m proficient in!
DM: So, you reach over and start saying that and as you touch, her hand slaps down on yours and she goes “HO!” and you’re rock still. You cannot move. You’re frozen in place.
Paladin Bard: Shit.
DM: (as Kari) “It’s…fuckin’ you!”
Warlock: (grinning) I go over and put an arm around his shoulder and say, “Good look on you.”
(Despite the initial startle, our paladin was released and we spent the night continuing to drink heavily and dance and overall cause a ruckus in the tavern with Kari. Good times, but I think our Paladin Bard learned a very important lesson about startling magic users that night)
I come bearing a fluffy coffeeshop AU! Hopefully this will compensate for the pain I caused yesterday (and I really am very, sincerely sorry to anyone who found that fic upsetting, if you usually read my stuff and needed to skip it I totally understand <3). I promise that this is pure fluff!
This is another story that started life as an anonymous inbox fic but was never finished, and it’s dedicated to @snowfjord! I kept meaning to come back to it, but it never happened, and I meant to try to finish it as a regular fic for you birthday, and THAT never happened, but here it is now and happy belated birthday! I hope it’s worth the wait <3
The incredible @sargar3000 contributed the beautiful artwork, because she is amazing <3 <3 <3 Please heap praise upon her!
How would the boys and our marshal react to your blog? xD
Haha, omg okay- this is gonna be relatively short! But
yeah, reactions none-the-less HAHAHA! <3
Not tagging anyone in this one because, well, this is
seriously just crack HAHAHAHA!
why are all my drabbles so much shorter than everyone else’s? Do you not think
I’m interesting? Or is it because you’re protecting my privacy? I’m just going
to pretend your protecting my privacy, otherwise I’m not going to be impressed.
*keeps browsing till he gets to his smut* Oh… wow… okay that’s a long piece
about me. Interesting… you know I’m a virgin, right? Like, it would be great if
I COULD do all that stuff but… I can’t. Sorry Moosh. Also… Cor as a male
stripper was something I DIDN’T EVER want to picture in my mind. Thanks a lot.
*mentally scarred for life*
I’m your sunshine child?! YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE A FULL LENGTH FIC ABOUT ME?!
MEEEE?! WOWEEEEEE! Thanks Moosh, you’re so nice to me! Am I going to get a
happy ending? Am I? AM I? *Moosh stares at Prompto, looking uncomfortable.
Prompto catches the hint and immediately changes the subject* Oh hey… what’s a
smut? *read his smut* Erm… omg. I… um… wow. Wow. Wowowowowow. I should try that
stuff when I get a girlfriend. Wow.
*looks offended as he browses through my blog* WHY HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN SMUT
ABOUT ME YET?! LOOK AT ME- I’M FUCKING HOT STUFF. Why did Cor get to be the
male stripper?! I could have been a
kick-ass male stripper! *grumbles off, complaining to himself*
starts of smiling at all the fluffy headcanons about him* You really are fond
of me, aren’t you? I mean, for someone who calls herself “the miss immortal”…
hmmm, your angst pieces are also very evocative. I’m impressed. You reblog a
lot of my pictures- I am humbled by your love- oh, what’s this? *inevitably
clicks on the smut* Oh… my… Moosh you’ve got quite the… uh, imagination? Thank
you for giving me so many charms in your writing. I just… um, this smut, as you
call it: do you really see me as such an active lover? I’m not saying you’re
wrong *winky face* but- it is really that obvious? *Moosh nods silently, still
in awe that Ignis didn’t shove one of his daggers down her throat after he read
the smut- Ignis sees a post about my plans for ‘The Rendezvous’* A threesome?
With his Majesty? Interesting.
legit sputters a little when he sees the name of my blog LMAO* I’m humbled,
thank you for your love for me… *sees that I was primarily an Iggy gal* Good.
You have good taste. *Silently browses through papa!Cor content- smile grows on
his face* Kari sounds like a handful. She also sounds adorable- where can I
find this Karina Leonis child? *Cor reads the short sweet drabbles and stuff*
You really hold me in his regard, don’t you? Also, I’m not sure cuddles are
really my thing, but if you insist, I can work with that… *spots Leonheart
series omg…* What’s this? *Moosh flushes beet red and tries to leave the room.
It’s too late, Cor’s reading it. His eyes are widening and there’s a flush
creeping up his neck* … damn. How did… you know I liked it rough? Also, I wish
I’d thought of male stripper back then- maybe I wouldn’t have had to lose so
much of my pay check to student debt…
For my dearest friend @themissimmortal who just reached 1,000 followers! AHHHH CONGRATS DEAR!!!
This here story is including both mine and Moosh’s OC’s… both daughters of Cor Leonis. Most of y’all already know about Kya. Moosh and I talked yesterday and decided; Kari and Kya are half sisters! They are completely polar opposites and squabble constantly. They’re both very jealous of the other. Kya is jealous of the attention Cor bestows upon Kari. While, Kari is very jealous of Kya’s relationship with Gladio.
Also note I wrote this from Kya’s POV. So… her opinion of Kari are… no great ahahah.
I hope I wrote Kari accurately, Moosh! More importantly, I hope you enjoy itttt!!
Let me guys know what you think! I love hearing your feed back! <3
[TEXT from Kari Leonis]: Can you pick up some milk at the store? We’re running out and I wanted to make a cake for daddy :) Take as much time as you need! <3
[TEXT from Kari Leonis]: Ooo! Can you also pick me up some more ingredients? I need to make more potions for work! <3 xxxx
Kya rolled her eyes as she stared down at the message from her half sister yet again. A plastic grocery bag hung from her right hand and she held her phone steady in her left.
Why couldn’t she do it herself?
[TEXT from Kya Leonis]: Alright. But I’m stopping at Gladio’s before I come home. I left my jacket at his place and I gotta pick it up.
She sent that response nearly an hour ago.
There was no witty, sarcastic reply. Only silence.
How out of character, yet it was such great relief.
Kya could hardly stand her little sister. From the very instant they met as children, Kya had a strong dislike for the girl. She knew that the feeling was mutual.
The two Leonis sister were total and complete polar opposites.
While Kari was out getting a tan, Kya was training.
While Kari was getting her nails done, Kya was putting her life on the line for the sake of the crown.
Kya saw her sister as nothing but a pampered princess, always willing to kiss the nearest ass to get whatever she wanted. Kari may hate confrontation, but she had many others ways to get her point across.
A calming sense washed over the twenty year old as she reached Gladio’s apartment door. Ever since Kya and Gladio started dating, Kari had no issue showing her jealousy.
Both the Leonis girls had an eye for Gladiolus Amicitia. They were constantly fighting for his attentions. When finally, Kya won him over. They were seventeen at the time… (Kari only sixteen) and still three years later their relationship was as strong as ever.
Gladio is the one thing Kari can’t have, Kya smiled coldly to herself as she slid Gladio’s spare key into the doorknob.
Gladio never had a problem with Kya dropping by unexpectedly… nor did he have a problem with her dropping by when he was not home.
[TEXT from Kya Leonis]: Stopping by to pick up my jacket. You home?
Like with Kari, Kya sent that message nearly an hour ago, but she recieved no response. There wasn’t a doubt in her mind that Gladio was off with Noctis and the guys somewhere. Though she was disappointed she wouldn’t be able to indulge herself in some time with Gladio, Kya shrugged it off. They both were busy members of the Crownsguard. They had things to do. Important things to do.
Like… picking up milk for your half sister. Kya sighed, laughing to herself. She pushed into Gladio’s apartment to find the lights on.
Hm. Maybe he is home.
Carefully shutting the door behind her, Kya proceeded into her boyfriend’s home.
“Gladio?” She called out, proceeding into the living room. Her steel blue eyes drifted to floor, finding several articles of clothing dispersed across the carpeting, leading back to Gladio’s bedroom.
Kya’s heart dropped to her stomach.
No. He wouldn’t. He wouldn’t cheat.
Her conscious screamed at her to investigate further, while her heart begged her to turn around and leave. Ignorance is bliss after all, right?
She placed her grocery bag onto the coffee table, taking in a sharp breath as her eyes continued to observe the mess of clothes scattered across the floor.
She had to know.
Hesitantly, she took a step forward, following the trail of discarded clothing down the hallway. She awaited to for promiscuous sounds to begin to haunt her ear drums, but none came. A tinge a relief washed over her.
“Gladio,” she muttered again, placing her hand on the door knob, and twisting it slightly.
Behind the door was the very sight Kya was dreading.
Kari was wrapped in Gladio’s strong, muscular arms, bare underneath the sheets of his bed. Their eyes were shut, light smiles gracing their lips.
Kya’s hand began to tremble as rage engulfed her. This couldn’t be real. It couldn’t. Gladio would never do this… he… he loved her. He loved Kya!
“Y-you…. you whore!” Kya shrieked, unable to stifle her anger.
Gladiolus and Kari shot up from the mattress, the sheets still covering their torsos. Gladio’s face flushed of color at the sight of Kya standing in his bedroom doorway.
“What the hell are you doing!?” Kya balled her hands into fists. “You… You—“ She stuttered, unable to collect her thoughts as they flashed through her mind at an overwhelming speed.
“Kya, wait, it’s not what it looks like,” Gladiolus began.
“What is it then?” Her steel blue eyes began to water with tears.
“Kya… I—“ Kari began, her face turning bright pink.
“Shut up,” Kya snapped. “Ugh, I can’t believe this,” she muttered under her breath, averting her eyes to the ground. “How… how could you, Kari? How could you even consider doing this?” She seethed. “And you!” her eyes shot back to Gladio. “She’s my sister!”
“I didn’t intend for it to lead to this,” he said lowly, obviously ashamed by his actions.
“That’s hard to believe,” Kya scoffed, narrowing her eyes. “I’m leaving.”
“Wait, Kya,” Kari began. “I’m so sorry. I just… I… You know how much I like Gladio—“
“That doesn’t give you a right to sleep with my boyfriend, you whore!” A chill ran up Kya’s spine as anger only continue to fester through her body. “You’re lucky you’re my sister,” she said through her teeth. “I swear to the Six if weren’t for dad… I would break you.”
Fear flashed in Kari’s eyes.
Kya tense, letting her arms tremble before turning to exit the bedroom.
“We can talk this out Kya—“ Gladio called out from behind her.
His voice was nothing more than a muffled noise as Kya pushed herself from the apartment, not caring about her jacket that still inside. Several tears began to stream down her pale cheeks.
Those two deserve each other, she thought. They are nothing but scum.
If the whole Cor reacting stoically but failing spectacularly from his smol bean choosing him over other prospects in life have anything to do with it! I'm surprised no one has ever shared that to be completely honest!
Omgosh yes I remember you mentioned this on one of my
posts before! :D I shall write up a short drabble now <3
It was no big secret that Cor was expected to have a
cute little boy, who was to grow into a formidable warrior just like this
father. So when you gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, everyone the two of
you knew were a little bit flabbergasted at the outcome of your pregnancy. Cor
included. He’d had his heart set on having a little boy, because he wanted to
train his boy to be his legacy- to train his boy to serve the royal family and
to help him become wise before he rushed into battles that were not his to
So that his legacy wouldn’t make the same mistakes he
However, a year after the birth of his daughter, Kari,
short for Karina, Leonis- Cor was absolutely smitten with his daughter. There
were often times where you would wake up in the middle of the night and find
your daughter’s cot empty, panic endlessly, and then find the small infant
resting soundly in her father’ strong arms. Cor absolutely adored his little
And he’d made it clear to everyone at the Citadel that
his baby girl was not going to have anything
to do with combat or hunting. She was going to stay safe in her father’s arms-
and that was that. You often chided Cor on his coddling of your baby girl, but
he merely shrugged you off and insisted that Kari was just a baby and that it was
his time to coddle her.
Presently, you were standing in a room full of
familiar faces with Kari in your arms, dressed in a light purple party dress
and a cute little tiara (courtesy of King Regis and Queen Aulea- who were also
present at the family gathering). It was Kari’s very first birthday, and you
wanted to perform a simple tradition which was supposed to predict your
daughter’s future career path. You placed your daughter down onto the floor,
gently letting her fall onto her hands and knees as you kneeled down beside
her. You smiled kindly into her wide blue eyes- and nodded at the three items
set out a few feet in front of her on the floor.
You glanced up at Cor, who had his arms folded against
his chest- standing off to the side with an impassive look on his face.
Catching your gaze, he offered you a small smile before he continued to stare
critically at the three items placed before his baby girl. There was a toy
microphone, an empty potion bottle, and some money. Cor desperately hoped that
his little girl didn’t grab the obnoxious pink microphone- he didn’t want Kari
to be out on the field, fighting her days away and putting herself in danger,
but he also didn’t want her to be a short-lived teen pop-star.
“Kari,” you cheered softly, “time to pick one!” You
gestured at the items on the floor with your hands. Kari let out a soft squeal
and turned towards her three possible futures. You watched with bated breath as
she glanced between all three options for a few moments before moving forward
towards the obnoxious pink microphone with a happy grin on her cheeky face. You
heard Cor mutter curses under his breath, and turned to shoot him an amused
glare. “Cor, please! Don’t take this so seriously!” You stage-whispered,
inciting a few chuckles from your guests. Cor frowned and stared down at his
daughter, mentally willing her to pick anything, anything but the microphone.
And then, the Astrals answered his prayer.
His Kari giggled as she changed course, hearing her
father’s low rumbles. She looked up at her towering father and giggled as she
crawled quickly towards him and latched her tiny hands onto his black slacks.
Cor’s face immediately softened into a smile as everyone in the room cooed in
“Cor, it seems the little lion decided she will be
your legacy.” Regis rumbled with humour in his tone. Aulea nodded, grasping
onto Regis’ arm with a fond smile on her face as she took in Kari’s adorable
“She wants to be like her Papa.” Aulea said, smiling
at you as you stood from your kneeling position. You beamed at the queen, also
your friend, and nodded happily.
“I can’t think of any better outcome!” You glanced at
Cor and smiled softly as you took in the sight of Cor pressing soft kisses to
your daughter’s happy, content face. Cor noticed your gaze on him, and raised
his steel blue eyes to meet yours. He smirked and gestured at the microphone
that lay discarded on the ground.
“At least it wasn’t that Six-forsaken monstrosity. I
would have asked for a re-draw.”
@karis-the-fangirl tagged me on this account and @iceundersnow tagged me on leonardslee to post seven picture of myself from my phone, I think that was the meme? Anyway apparently I take more selfies than I thought I did