karneprezi

dezacoke  asked:

AHHHHH KARKAT TEREZI OR NEP haha I know he's not gonna choose just one

IF YOU KNEW THE ANSWER, WHY DID YOU BOTHER ASKING? THE FUNDAMENTAL BASICS OF A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP MEAN THAT I DON’T *HAVE* TO FUCKING CHOOSE. ONLY IF I WAS NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EITHER OF THEM, AND THE CONCEPT OF POLYAMORY WAS NOT KNOWN TO ME, THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER. BUT NO, YOU GET TO DEAL WITH ME HAPPILY ENTHRALLED IN MY THREEWAY MATESPRITSHIP.

@ask-centaurstesticle im not against or with either of mew. just know that if mew hurt karcat there will be some serious consequences. id say the same vice versa but uh. those chances are furry low.

anonymous asked:

important question: what do u think of butterflies

:33< theyre furry tasty-

EXCEPT WHEN WE HAVE TO GET NEPETA TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET HER FOOD CHUNKER PUMPED BECAUSE SOME BUTTERFLIES ARE FUCKING POISONOUS

:33< how am I suppurrsed to know if they’re poisonous or not?

YOURE NOT
YOURE JUST SUPPOSED TO NOT FUCKING EAT THEM

YOU 4LSO DON’T 34T STUFF OFF TH3 FLOOR

:33< man, mew guys’re no fun