Rosemary: You did it. The only solid 100% no ambiguity about it ship to make it to endgame. A wedding, a happily ever after, a decent amount of screen time and development; other ships wish they had what you had.
DirkJake: One of the few “big kisses” in the comic. You breath a sigh of relief that it never officially sunk and you hope they work through their problems.
DaveKat: You enjoy friends to lovers plots and that satisfaction that you ended strongly.
DaveJade: You had almost given up hope only for a small bone to be thrown at you at the comic’s end.
DaveJadeKat: You’ve got an aversion to conflict and a smart savvy way to rectify your warring ships.
JohnDave: You’re a stable individual, there’s a lot of you. You appreciate the chemistry inherent in the two leads of every story.
JadeKat: Patronshipper at your core. DaveJadeKat was a surprising victory for you.
Karezi: You probably hate the RetJohn, and the lack of a concrete conclusion bothers you.
Daverezi: They hooked up and broke up entirely offscreen. Why Hussie? Why have you done this?
DavepetaJade: The unexpected blend of DaveJade’s chemistry and JadeNep’s animal motif. A colorful and pleasant surprise topped off with a kiss; you weren’t expected, but you’re here. The color scheme isn’t tacky!
JohnVris: In the back of your mind “I will Remem8er You” is playing.
GamKar: There is a duality to you like Gamzee’s faces :o( and :o). You’re either happy for the touching moments or frustrated with how it was handled. Much like the enigmatic clown himself.
GamTav: The term cinnamon role is perhaps overused… but not to you. No matter what relationship dynamic you like, Tavros will always be one.
AraSol: You are hopeful. For all that’s happened in this hell comic, you are hopeful.
Equara: You watch your inbox like a hawk. Should you let your guard down… that anon will appear.
SolFef: You are sad often. You wish for a conclusion or an interaction, but there are none.
EriSol: It was a rollercoaster, and you appreciate it, hopefully. If not, wow, man that was a weird one, and I guess the Sprite reunion was cute?
CronKri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EriFef: Sprite reunion FTW. There’s some feeling of conclusion to be had there at least.
JohnRose: You’ve been here a while. Anti Shippers are your bane.
JohnRoxy: You didn’t expect to be here, you didn’t expect this development; but you are thankful for it.
CallieRoxy: You like cute things, fluff, adorable au’s, etc.
JaneRoxy: DirkJake shipmates for life! A cute color balance for a cute ship.
Fefeta: You like Roxy. You search for appropriate puns.
Vriska/Terezi: You are either happy as hell for this ship or annoyed that the finale snubbed you.
JohnKat: There’s “that” meme going about, you think it’s funny. You are a Promstuck fan.
VrisKan: Your interest in Homestuck ebbs and flows, but you’ve also been here a while. Even if you’ve moved on, some part of you will always remember that elongated heart from when Vriska got decked.
KatNep: Nepeta’s convo to Jaspersprite is one of the most powerful moments in the comic and nobody can tell you otherwise.
Johnrezi: The ship you never knew you liked.
Les8fins: You have complicated feelings towards Aranea and even more complicated feelings about who Meenah should end up with. You like angst.
Meowrails: You are legion for you are many. All fans have been touched by this ship.
@vriskar suggested personality swap, i was doing that then this thing Terezi said came to my mind and had to make Karkat say it!!! This took me longer than expected, but i’ll keep drawing Karezi till i die. I’ll also do another suggestions you made so stay tuned~
A Eulogy for all the Homestuck ships that didn't make it.
Sunk by a meme. Tragic.
Sunk by a violent stabbing, also Tragic.
JadeJohn and DaveRose:
Goddamn, Hussie pulled a George Lucas on us there. "You like that ship? Well they're related now, whoopsie!"
Well, you'll always have A03 at least.
The forgotten Beta ship. You were cute.
You were a thing apparently? Well the fanart was cute.
You'll always have the Shelby Cragg AU's at least.
I have so many sad and complicated feelings towards you. It's hard and nobody understands.
There was so much unexplored potential and too much offscreen development.
Never liked you, but you deserved better than a bunch of people throwing a fit over a t-shirt.
I'll miss the <3<, and your Sprite.
God remember that anon that really really really hated this ship? Remember the harassment and gore submissions? That shit was wild... and creepy. Don't do this over fictional relationships kids.
Never saw that one coming did we?
I will Remem8er You!
Confirmed? Sunk? Aw well, you had a good run.
"We coulda had it aaaaaaall"
A foot note in the backstory that could have been explored more.
Sunk offscreen no less! A true shame.
Retconned out of existence and the two don't even talk anymore. Ouch.
Fuck all of you this was cute.
Sigh. Rest in Peace Vriskan, may the shippers sing you to your grave.
Wow, that was an odd couple wasn't it?
You’re not racist for having white headcanons. You’re not transphobic for having non-trans headcanons. You’re not homophobic for having straight headcanons. You’re also able to ship whatever the hell you want. These things needed to be said.