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The signs as Real Housewives vacation feuds

Aries: I’ve had enough of you, you beast in Amsterdam

Taurus: No but I think he fucked your mom in Florida

Gemini: Rodolpho is cheating on you in Bimini

Cancer: Youwillneverseemyfaceagaingoodbye in Thailand

Leo: Don’t be all like uncool in Turks and Caicos

Virgo: You’re such a fucking liar Camille in New York

Libra: I don’t really see her holding any black babies in South Africa

Scorpio: Scary Island

Saggitarius: Quit trying to be a damn bitch in Mexico

Capricorn: TAKE A XANAX CALM DOWN in St. Barths

Aquarius: I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE in Whistler

Pisces: Joyce is a big fat pig in Palm Springs

Ok so I don’t care what people think here - I’m excited that my favorite RHOM housewife retweeted me! I normally don’t do this kind of stuff but I was instantly drawn to Karent when she once said, “Some people mistaken my kindness for weakness”. I can totally relate. Story of my life. I vow to be kind AND strong into the new year.