karen stop it

Concept: Ronan Lynch and Adam Parrish as PTA moms
•ronan would argue with the other moms all the time: “a bakesale Helen? Oh how original.”
•ronan bragging about his IVY LEAGUE boyfriend Adam and his brownies.
•ronan calling out the homophobic moms
•"everyone here knows you buy your shitty cookies from Jewel, Karen. Stop pretending.“
•Adam Parrish: the most polite savage you will ever meet
•WITH HIS ACCENT AND HIS CHARMING SMILE
•"oh Hon, let the real bakers take care of the bake sale.”
•AND THEN
•THE MOMS WHO LOVE ADAM
•he gets sent home with recipes and playdate offers and lipstick smudges on his cheek.
•ronan and adam going to meetings together and shutting up the bitchy moms with their “horror twin” look or one icy glare in sync.
•IMAGINE THEM TELLING THE GANGSEY ABOUT IT.
•GANSEY IS APALLED.
•"RONAN YOU CAN’T TELL THE OTHER MOMS TO FUCK OFF"
•Blue would laugh her ass off.
•"you said what about her cookies?“
•and beautiful henry cheng my child would offer advice.
•"call them by the wrong name, that’ll piss em off.”
•RONAN AND ADAM AS PTA MOMS

Karen Gillian Talking About Matt Smith:
  • Karen: Matt’s not here, so I’m allowed to tell this one.
  • Crowd: *snickers*
  • Karen: So you all remember the Curse of the Black Spot, yeah? Well, in that episode, we had a supermodel on set and she played the mermaid *makes swimmy motions with fingers*
  • Karen: Everyone on set was excited because there was a supermodel, so Matt decided to go talk to her. He walked over and began talking, and set his hand on a light stand, to look cool, you know? Well, the light stand fell over when he touched it, and he just kept talking and acting like it never happened!
  • Karen: *can’t stop laughing*
  • Crowd: *can’t stop laughing*
  • Karen: Don’t tell Matt I said that when he gets here tomorrow!
Just tell me the truth

So, I was thinking about Karen’s speech to Frank on the woods at The Dark End of the Tunnel (2.12), and it just hit me, what if Frank had told her the truth but still killed Colonel Schoonover? Would she be okay with it or would she still consider him a monster?

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