• Donnie: April kissed me.
  • Leo: No!
  • Mikey: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
  • Donnie: It's unbelievable.
  • Mikey: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
  • Leo: Ok, alright we wanna hear everything. Mikey, get the drinks and unplug the phone. Don, does this end well or do we need tissues?
  • Donnie: Ohhh it ended very well.
  • Mikey: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!
  • Leo: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?
  • Donnie: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then... oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
  • Leo: Ohh, so, ok, was she, like, holding you or were her hands like, on your back?
  • Donnie: No, actually first they were–they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were playing with my mask...
  • Leo & Mikey: Ohhh...
  • (Scene changes from Donnie, Leo, and Mikey to April, Karai, and Shini eating pizza around the table)
  • April: And then, uh, then I kissed him.
  • Karai: Tongue?
  • April: Yeah.
  • Karai: Cool.
  • [Giving Karai a tour of the Lair]
  • Donnie: This little hell-raiser is April. She had crushes on a bunch of different guys. [pointing to Casey] The one over there, in the black.
  • Casey: Hey-o!
  • Donnie: Hey-o. And I’m the other crush.
  • Karai: You know, Donnie, I don’t need to know everyone’s sexual history.
  • Donnie: Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Leo, and he has no sexual history.