Markus, to Connor: Are you a top or a bottom?

North: He is obviously a bottom, why are you even asking.

Simon: Well, he kinda looks like a top?

North: It’s cause, you’re such a bottom Simon that even other bottoms can top you. You don’t count.

Simon: Hey!

Markus: So…Connor?

Connor: I don’t get it. Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.