kaoru original

i made a new hq!! love child because i have no self control and i just??? love him so much???? he’s the son of iwaizumi and oikawa and he couldn’t get any more perfect like– here’s the lowdown

-literal Boyfriend Material™

-“have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying?”

-loves dogs. basically is a dog (he’s a good boy). has a dog, a male black lab named Shiro. Kaoru thought he was being clever

-has the softest hair in the world

-his smile can cure terminal illness, lift droughts, and bring about world peace

-has a fan club. is totally unaware of its existence. will laugh if you tell him “lol sure, whatever u say”

-“Captain Bara-Arms”

-thighs can crush a watermelon

-his spike and serve will 10/10 rip your arms off. he’s the hulk

-doesn’t understand sarcasm

-literally The Most Charismatic Man in the World™

-bad at math but Always Tries His Best

-his birthday is May the 4th be with you. also loves star wars and knows every piece of trivia there is about the movies and the extended universe, don’t try him

i just. i have a lot of feelings about this boy right now im sorry

6

“I understand. I suppose you have no choice but to revolutionize the world.

The way before you has been prepared.”    
    

Haruhi: You’re not sweating
Kyoya: Uh-huh
Haruhi: How could you not be sweating?
Kyoya: I don’t sweat 
Haruhi: Everybody sweats
Hikaru: Not Kyoya
Kaoru: Kyoya never sweats 
Haruhi: What do you mean he never sweats?
Kyoya: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it.
Haruhi: So what? You’re just like… cold-blooded?
Hikaru: [sarcastically] Kyoya? Cold-blooded? What a surprise

2

Well…here are 2 of the gift i made for my sempais, the one for @nagami and the one for @te4moon, i know, i’m bad at coloring but i will keep trying…anyway i hope they dont mind if i continue to make gifts for them, also for my other sempais, because well, i alway will admire them and i wish to give gift to them, if they dont mind and dont get mad at me of course, i’m not sure who is going to be next, i pick them random using a dice, oh yeah i decide to use a water mark because my real sign is a bit hard to make it using my tablet

Art by Me (SaekiMakai)

Kyoya: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Tamaki: I did. I broke it…
Kyoya: No. No, you didn’t. Hikaru?
Hikaru: Don’t look at me. Look at Haruhi.
Haruhi: What?! I didn’t break it.
Hikaru: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Haruhi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Hikaru: Suspicious.
Haruhi: No, it’s not!
Honey: Kaoru was the last one to use it.
Kaoru: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Honey: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart eariler?
Kaoru: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
Tamaki: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Kyoya.
Kyoya: No. Who broke it?
Hikaru: [whispering] Kyoya, Mori’s been awfully quiet…
Mori: Really?!
Hikaru: Yeah, really!
[[*they all start arguing*]] 
Kyoya: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[playing Settlers of  Catan]
Tamaki: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Do either of you have wood?
Hikaru and Kaoru: [giggle]
Tamaki: I don’t understand the laughter. The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep; I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?
Hikaru: Oh my god
Tamaki: Does anyone have any wood? Oh, come on! I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
Kaoru: He must be doing it on purpose
Tamaki: Oh, here it is. And now that I have some wood, I’m going to begin the erection of my settlement.
Hikaru and Kaoru: …
Haruhi: Can we stop please, this game is lame
Tamaki: Shh! We’re almost finished. Now, back to our game.
Hikaru:  You were in the middle of an erection
Tamaki: Oh, of course. It’s right here in my hand