my theory on whats going to happen in the wedding in 1x12: alec is going to walk down the ailse, i haven’t made up my mind if he has kissed magnus or not yet but i think it will have happened already. then when it comes to saying his vows hes going to get super hesitant and in his moments of hesitation a portal will appear. Out of that portal will step kanye west who will interrupt the wedding and reveal that he is in fact a warlock (& good friends w/ vampire david guetta) and he will initially be like ‘imma let you finish in a minute but malec have the greatest romance of all time’ and then he will get sidetracked talking about how awesome beyonce is and how wise he is and how hes basically jesus. in these moments where everyone is distracted, valentine will attack.
Did Kanye West seriously almost interrupt another speech because he thought the award should go to Beyoncé? Shit dude, she can stand up for herself. Are you her spokesperson or something? Also, other people are allowed to win awards.
actual leaked 1x12 malec plot... well probably (extended version)
alec is going to walk down the ailse after already kissing magnus. then when it comes to saying his vows hes going to get super hesitant and in his moments of hesitation a portal will appear. Out of that portal will step kanye west who will interrupt the wedding and reveal that he is in fact a warlock & good friends w/ vampire david guetta. Kanye will then make this eye opening speech letting everyone know what truly is going on.
‘yo lydia. I’m really happy for you, imma let you finish but malec had one of the best love stories of all time. and beyonce had the best career of all time and i know that because I’m a warlock that is also jesus so I’m wise as fuck. i am also your messiah and you all have to marry magnus bane and alec lightwood right now. and here is a small blue baby that i found on the doorstep. but you cant name him Blue because Beyonce already did that and you can’t copy Beyonce because she’s Beyonce.’ - Kanye.
then magnus will step up to the alter ready to say his vows but Valentine will interupt and Jesus-Warlock-Kanye will fight valentine and ultimately defeat him with his lit mixtape: the life of pablo the warlock. (the mix tape is literally lit because he magiced it to shoot fire at circle members.) Kanye will then run for president of the clave and win and everyone will live happily ever after.