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Just a short Kankri-Related PSA:

Now personally I do not have any triggers, but I do have friends who do and it bothers them when people mis-characterize Kankri and use said mis-characteraization to make dumb trigger jokes (which in all honesty is not really funny to me at all, but hey maybe you find them funny? I’m not here to be all “NO FUN ALLOWED,” but just try to make things fun for some people alright?).

Anyway, short and sweet if you don’t feel like reading those two Kankri images, Kankri is not all “IM TRIGGED BY THIS! THIS TRIGGERS ME! I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED BY EVERYTHING!”

Now excuse me for not reading every piece of Kankri dialogue to fully examine the length of his character, but I did a good skim and these two images pretty much sums him up in terms of triggers.

He’s not psycho-triggered by everything, he’s a guy who’s just looking out for people and making sure nobody is accidentally triggered by something he says.

He’s just a nice guy who talks a little too much and cares about the words he’s saying and the possibility of those words bothering someone.

The bottom line with Kankri:

He puts excessive amounts of trigger warnings on things he says, not because he’s triggered by everything, but because he’s worried about the things he says and hopes to not accidentally harm someone he’s talking to.

That is all and I hope you all have a nice evening.

The Insuffer6le

The Insuffera6le 

So, uh, first off, don’t kill me. I don’t take music, and I’ve never played an instrument in my life. If this breaks all the music theories, I apologize.

But I made a song loosely inspired by Kankri. I just sort of threw samples around and found some that reminded me of Kankri, so I put them together, made a timpani track, and bam.

I’m getting better! I’m quite happy with this, so I hope you guys like it!

//inb4 i hate it tomorrow 

Deadpool meets Kankri Vantas
  • Deadpool [DP] joined chat.
  • Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat.
  • DP: Hey hey, look who it is!
  • KANKRI: hell9.
  • DP: It's the Troll with a mouth.
  • KANKRI: D9 I kn9w y9u?
  • DP: Nope! But i do know you!
  • DP: You're Kankri Vantas!
  • KANKRI: And may I ask h9w y9u kn9w me?
  • KANKRI: D9 y9u read my 6l9g, 6y chance?
  • KANKRI: Perhaps y9u have 6een acquainted with my 9nline serm9ns.
  • DP: That's easy and nope! I've read your via a Webcomic called Homestuck!
  • DP: You're a Troll!
  • DP: A dead one!
  • KANKRI: Yes, I a a tr9ll...
  • DP: *eats a taco*
  • KANKRI: 6ut what is this a69ut a we6c9mic?
  • KANKRI: Wh
  • KANKRI: Dead, yes.
  • KANKRI: Please tag y9u living 6ias.
  • DP: By tagging, you mean I should take out my guns and count the bullets on every guy it lands on?!
  • DP: Okay! You got a deal red sweater!
  • KANKRI: What? N9!
  • KANKRI: I was n9t in any way c9ndining 9r enc9uraging vi9lence, and I a6h9r it c9mpletely!
  • KANKRI: #vi9lence #threats #misc9mmunicati9n
  • DP: Anyway, I've been told that you like to run your mouth, just like myself! So, it's great to see a fellow person (..or in this case Troll Wade) who likes to talk and talk and talk and not have anyone giving a damn about what you say!
  • DP: #Deadpool #Burritos #Chimichungas #Pam Anderson #Toilet
  • DP: #Violence #Does #Not #Bother #Me #I'm #Deadpool #BEYOUCH
  • KANKRI: What? I will have y9u kn9w that there are a l9t 9f pe9ple wh9 listen t9 what I have t9 say 9n a daily 6asis. 69th 9n and 9ffline, in fact. I make certain that my serm9ns can reach all audiences, regardless 9f s9cial standing 9r 9ther stigma. And I still have n9 idea wh9 y9u are, and despite y9ur futile attempt at tagging, which may just 6e an9ther way t9 m9ck me, I am feeling very triggered 6y this c9nversati9n s9 far, and the tpics scratched up9n therein.
  • KANKRI: #vi9lence #insults #slurs #ethn9centrism
  • DP: I didn't even get through one sentence and I can already tell this is going to be amazing!!!
  • DP: I'm triggered by my guns but you don't hear me bitching about it!
  • DP: #Guns are awesome #Quit your bitching Skanrki #My trigger fingers are itching
  • KANKRI: #weap9ns #threats #vi9lence #expletives
  • KANKRI: I am n9t c9mf9rta6le c9ntinuing this c9nversati9nal thread, and insst that if we are t9 keep talking that y9u please d9 n9t t9ss ar9und these triggers s9 lightly.
  • DP: #More guns #Bouncy #I can do this all day #This is awesome #More burritos #Excelsior
  • DP: Quit being so soft-hearted and grown a spine Kank! Unless you want me rip it out of ya! lmao!
  • KANKRI: I just
  • Kankri [KANKRI] disconnected.

So, Metrocon is a little over a month away. (Totes excited for it, even though I don’t know anyone going. SINCE MY STUPID SISTER WONT GO WITH ME, EVEN THOUGH THIS WOULD BE OUR FIFTH YEAR GOING TOGETHER!!!)

Anyways, I’m cosplay Yuna from FFX and Fem!Kankri from Homestuck, but I was thinking for the rave, since my sister bought these super cute pastel colors, of making a rave attire that looked like a Trickster version of Kankri. I have a tutu and might be getting new fluffies so it would looks amazing…i guess? Idk. Still have time to mull it over.

Anyone going to Metrocon?