so I woke up and there were dog balloons everywhere and it was a lot of fun and my dad gave me a ride to school which was pretty sick because it’s cold outside

and then @kankri-69ner gave me SOME BOMB ASS ART and COFFEE MONEY and that was pretty great

and then @mysticbaconslice made my day fucking awesome by buying my late lunch or lunch (late + lunch omg) and we had a really sweet and romantic time and they were bored for 2 hours with me (I wish i didn’t sign up for the thing) and then we listened to comedy on the way home and I just love them so fucking much 

AND THEN:::::::::::::::::::;

@nnovae . This bad ass bitch I call my friend took me to go get my septum pierced and BWUHDAYUM it’s DONE HOly hell.

I love each and every one of my friend who were here for me today, despite my family’s rudeness toward me in between seeing Grass and Meg I am so happy to have my birthday turn out the way it did :)


Not by me the original artist is Trickster of Thieves


the signs as alternate selves
  • Aries: unfortunate slave to an evil overlord, occasionally forgets how to breathe
  • Taurus: gets wings somehow, everyone thinks it's pretty rad
  • Gemini: the world's most powerful and longlived psychic
  • Cancer: leads a rebellion against Betty Crocker, then dies
  • Leo: finds true love and confuses archaeologists everywhere with confusing cave art
  • Virgo: majors in how to raise children while on the run from imperial forces, dies tragically
  • Libra: underestimates their rival and gets hanged in the most anime shit ever, also has a dragon
  • Scorpio: hates dragons, hangs people, sails the high seas, inspires ruthless young pirates for decades to come
  • Sagittarius: cries because of this one time he almost killed his best friend, hides in a cave for the rest of his life
  • Capricorn: joins a cult, also they're really tall. like, just, really fucking tall, it's 90% of their personality
  • Aquarius: sad man cries because no one wants to kiss him. doesn't realise it's because he's a desperate and unpleasant person
  • Pisces: Betty Crocker runs an empire