i am only doing the FEW following games/franchises:
hotline miami/hotline miami 2 (they’ll probably get special treatment because im best at it), homestuck, crypt worlds, danger/planet dolan, k-on!, bobs burgers, popee the performer, space funeral (will also get special treatment), minecraft, terraria! and that’s IT. after a while, this may change, but im trying to limit the asks for now. thank you all!
(i’m not doing aesthetics for g-mzee. ALSO NOT DOING AESTHETICS FOR ERIDAN AMPORA, MANNY PARDO, KANKRI OR KANKRI VANTAS! thank you!)
Kankri: On our trip to Hawaii, we all went horseback riding. We went to put our horses away. They gave us these cookies and carrots, I didn’t even try the carrots, to give to the horses. You just put them in your palm and you give it to the horse. I finish up, and the only other person in there is Aranea. She was feeding the horse still. She was laughing because the horse was eating from her hand. It continued mushing on her hand even when it was empty. I walked up to her, because it was time to leave, and I hear her whispering to the horse to let go. As it turned out, the horse was chomping on one of her fingers. It was not letting go. I saw this and, Aranea was crying and trying to get the horse to let go. I don’t know what spurred me to do this, but I go over there and punch the horse in the face. In the pressure point. The horse lets go of her and goes down. I looked over at Aranea. The middle digt of her finger was crunched and had these two massive indents from the horse’s teeth. She told me we had to go. We had to go. The horse had bit her! We weren’t going anywhere. But she was fine. Just a broken finger.
gee bill, how come your sage lets you have two fanfics
first one is dirk/kankri from homestuck: 1,705 words of obnoxiously purple prose as kankri finds himself enraptured by dirk, only for his own absurdity to put on the brakes. (very) suggestive but not smutty. find it [link: here]!
the next one is 1,242 canon-compliant words about nagito komaeda in chapter 5 of super dangan ronpa 2, slightly reimagined–he’s having visions and losing time. hinata tries to take him aside and tell him to stop what he’s doing, but the plan is already deep in motion. [link: here]
Guy2, guy2, guy2. Gue22 who wIIll be joIIng u2 IIn thII2 blog? A VANTA2 GUY. Well, he wIIll 2ay the re2t.
THANK YOU FEMALE CAPTOR PERSON, WHO ISN’T REALLY A CAPTOR BUT OK. SO NOW APPARENTLY ME AND MY 11 OTHER FRIENDS ARE JOINING THESE TEENAGE TROLLS FROM “ALTEREND”. ME AND MY FRIENDS COME FROM BEFOREND AND WELL, WE KINDA BUMP INTO THESE ALTEREND TROLLS DURING OUR SESSION, IT WAS A LOT OF FUCKING CONFUSION AND NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTOOD JACK SHIT.
I AM TALKRI VANTAS, MY ANCESTOR WHO YOU KNOW IS KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU KNOW HIS ASSHOLE ANCESTOR BEING KANKRI VANTAS, WHO IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE SIGNLESS/SUFFERER. LIKE DOES MY LINEAGE HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD?
No one care2 TalkrII, ju2t get two the poIInt.
RIGHT WELL, MY FRIENDS AND I ARE SHARING THE SAME BLOG AS THESE ALTERENDS. SO YEAH YOU WILL BE QUESTIONING AND FOLLOWING TROLLS FROM ALTERNATE PLANETS FROM ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WHO AREN’T EVEN RELATED, EXCEPT WE ARE RELATED TO THE ALTEREND’S MENTORS WHICH IS WEIRD.
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE PAGES “ALTEREND” AND “BEFOREND” TO HAVE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE BOTH OF US SINCE THAT WOULD GIVE YOU MORE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. AND YES I AM JUST AS ANGRY AS MY STUPID ANCESTOR, I GUESS IT GOES DOWN BY FUCKING GENETICS SOMEHOW, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, ALL I KNOW IS THAT I MET THE ASSHOLE IN PERSON AND IT WAS NOT FUCKING PLEASANT. WE SPENT HOURS ARGUING AND UGH, IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE. AND THEN KANKRI CAME ALONG LIKE “OH THAT IS TRIGGERING!” AND GRRRRR.
Kankri: I remember the first time we ever got a check from GameStop when they started selling our DVDs. And Mituna lost it.
Kankri: It was three years ago. I handed you the check because it was the biggest check either of us had ever seen. I turned around for one minute and the check is gone. We were looking up and down for it. We were going to lunch.
Eridan: Did you hand it to him in the street?
Kankri: I handed it to him in the car. We got out of it and I asked him for the check and he tells me he doesn’t have it. Karkat does that!
Karkat: I do not.
Kankri: When were younger, you did. You were very irresponsible. You still are. You took off your shoes and lose them. You kept asking Father, Meulin and I where they were.
Karkat: I did not!
Kankri: Once, Meulin and I took you and Nepeta to the cinema. By the end of it, you had one shoe on. We were hunting up and down for your shoe. Nepeta finally found it, not down three rows, but three rows up.
Mituna: How doeth that happen?
Kankri: I don’t know. I get down and tie his shoe. We hadn’t even walked three feet when Karkat pulls on my sleeve. I asked him what was wrong. He lost his shoe again. Both of them. He didn’t even know where they were.
Karkat: Stop telling embarrassing stories about me!
These are my body type headcanons for Kankri and Karkat! Sorry about my poor handwriting. If you have any questions about it, feel free to send in an ask. One ask I don’t want to see though, is “Is Kankri trans?” No, he’s not.
Poses referenced from @rcdart‘s lovely “drawing fat bodies” post.
The rules are simple! Post TEN CHARACTERS you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as & might bring back then TAG TEN people to do the same (if you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can and tag the same amount of people). Aside from that, please REPOST instead of reblogging.
Tagged by: i wasn’t but i wanted to do it anyway
Tagging: anyone who wants to!
currently active/semi-active: Mabel Pines, Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls); Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
currently inactive: Mabel Gleeful (Reverse Falls AU); Marshall Lee (Adventure Time); Star Butterfly (SVTFOE); 2D (Gorillaz)
Jade Harley, Jake English, Kankri Vantas (Homestuck); Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls); Ursa Gleeful (Reverse Falls AU); Clara Oswald (Season 7 Doctor Who); Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) [[ they’re all from my original blog ]]
muses i’d like to play at some point:
Rabbit, the Jon (Steam Powered Giraffe); Wirt (OTGW); Cecil Palmer, Kevin (WTNV); Lars (Steven Universe)