kankri's pants

achromaticbibliophile  asked:

I have this headcannon that Kankri wears such long pants to hide a mutation, such as gills or wings like Rufioh. It's really painful, like a corset, but his culler made him wear it for such a long time that now it feels alien to not have the wings/gills flattened.

Originally posted by expertinawkward

While I’m not really certain about the wings thing myself, my dude I am totally down for the idea of mutant bloods having gills~ Just. My Dude.

Especially if we’re talking the idea of how it would affect Kankri and how he’s culled. Man imagine the potential surgeries and junk that would be considered before it was decided he ought to just have them basically bound down under layers of tight fabric to hide his mutation further.

And if we’re talking him continuing to wear the pants over whatever the heck his mutation is because it feels like he has to/some guilt over the idea of letting them be free just. Just yes.

if you didn’t think I’d do this, you do not know me well enough.

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KARKAT: EXCUSE YOU, YOU SCORNFUL MASS OF KALIUM AND CARBON DIOXIDE, THE POSITION OF ANGRY TALKING FAMILIAR HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED.

CRONUS: relax, chief. youre his precious dancestor apprentice after all. I aim for his PANTS.

how do people keep forgetting that kankri fucking hates his sweater

he says pretty clearly that he didn’t ask for it and he straight up doesn’t like it.

when porrim goes to wipe grubsauce off his face he gets pissed and wipes his face on his sleeve which he knew would upset porrim because she just washed it for him, which he also didn’t ask her to do.

i love pictures of kankri snuggles in his sweater and purring and shit but also remember that he canonically loathes this comfortable knitted abomination he’s literally forced to wear by porrim.

anonymous asked:

Stanford is wearing Kankri's sweater but if he's wearing that then WHAT IS KANKRI WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

tall pants haha

indigo-and-scarlet  asked:

Oops!

*Kurloz had been finally coerced into taking a shower by a briefly roused Azazel. He was down to his undergarments when the other had walked in. Like the last time that had happened, he shrieked an ungodly sort of sound and threw his pants at Kankri, trying to cover himself up.*