I concur on S’ previous post on friction. This is called “Chub Rub”. It’s what happens to fat people when they try to run. This is what happened to me while exercising today. That is not my leg, it’s some chick from MTV’s show Fat Camp. It was terrible but points for teaching me the phrase chub rub.
Not Long Ago As I Was Cleaning Up My Place and I Came Across An Expired Bottle Of Bear Spray. For Your Ignorant Fucks Who Don’t Know What Bear Spray Is, It’s Much Like Pepper Spray For Humans But….Much Stronger…. For Use On Problem Bears And Sudden Bear/Human Encounters. ANYWAY After A Can Is Expired It Is Recommended That It Not Be Used As The Effectiveness May Be Compromised. So Instead Of Wasting It I Took It Out Back And Sprayed It Against A Tree. After Discarding Of The Canister I Proceeded To Take A Shower As A Night On The Town Was In My Future. Mid Way Through, I Start To Notice A Slight But Intense Burning On My Lips And It Suddenly Occurs To Me; I Must Have Gotten Some Spray On My Hands And Wiped My Mouth. Then Another Realization, That I Had Just Finished Washing My Asshole.