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the askbox is now officially open!! now here are some rules

  • if you have any asks for any characters participating (all kids and beta trolls) begin the message with SS ASK
  • if you have any game suggestions (spin the bottle, etc) begin the message with SS ACTION
  • if you are a rp blog who wants to join, feel free! (because of this there maybe be multiples of one character)
  • this event will not have explicit content, so please dont ask for nsfw!

happy slumberstuck everyone! :D

Macchiato With a Side of Romance

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1Ep2gYS

by Nanikinns

People say you find love when you least expect it. Karkat Vantas, employee of Doc’s Coffee Shop, discovers this during one unlucky shift involving an insufferable prick and a storm.

Words: 767, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1Ep2gYS
The main difference between Dave and Rose
  • Dave gives too little information, whilst Rose gives too much
  • For example
  • Karkat:DAVE WHAT IS THIS WHEEL OF GREASE SUPPOSED TO BE AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT?
  • Dave:It's pizza dude, you eat it
  • Karkat:I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT
  • While on the other hand
  • Kanaya:Rose, What Is This?
  • Rose:It's a human delicacy made by first taking powdered grain and infecting it with a microorganisms and adding water and then laying the mixture out n a circular shape
  • Rose:Then a thick paste made from the reproductive organs of a vine is slathered onto the circle
  • Rose:Next you add finely sliced clotted bacteria infected milk on top. This particular variation also has sliced sausage on top.
  • Rose:you then bake it and serve it and eat it
  • Kanaya:How Is The Sausage Made?
  • Rose:You do not want to know.

THE NEW EVENT!!! Opposite!Kindergartenstuck has been on my mind for a while because so many hilarious things could happen. All the kids and trolls are tiny children and the caretakers can be you or anyone else! This event will hopefully last until September-ish and hoo boy i am ready, sock it to me brosef. I am clearing up my ask box for this.

FOUND IT. I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THIS ANIMATION, Today is a good day indeed when you see Karkat’s shark ass teeth and watch him morph away

(I really recommend reading this on AO3 because the character text color makes reading much easier–long post under the cut)

TAVROS: aND, tHIS IS SUPPOSEDLY THE PLACE THAT PROVIDES THE MYSTERIOUS SUPERNATURAL SERVICES, tHAT ARADIA TOLD YOU ABOUT IN CONFIDENCE?

TEREZI: SUPPOS3DLY Y34H

TAVROS: bUT THE NATURE OF THESE SERVICES, wHICH ARE PURPORTEDLY RELEVANT TO US, aRE STILL UNKNOWN,,,?

TEREZI: TH3 C4RD S4YS SUP3RN4TUR4L L4W 4ND TH4TS 4LL 1 KNOW
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N GU3SS WHY 4R4D14 M1GHT TH1NK W3 N33D 4 SUP3RN4TUR4L L4WY3R

TAVROS: wAIT, iS IT THE LAWYER THAT HAS THE SUPERNATURAL ATTRIBUTES, aS A MAGIC BEING OF SORTS, oR IS IT THEIR OFFICES THAT POSSESSES THOSE QUALITIES?
TAVROS: oR IS SUPERNATURAL A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR PRACTICE,,,?

TEREZI: L3TS S33…
TEREZI: Y34H 1 H4V3 NO 1D34

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