*KICKS IN YOUR DOOR* GORY STORIES WE DO THAT *FLIPS OVER TABLE* AND YOUR HOST A TALKING RAT *BREAKS A VASE* THE PAST’S NO LONGER A MYSTERY *PUNCHES THROUGH TELEVISION* WELCOME TO *COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR* HOOOORIBLE HISTOOOORIES
Summary: MC becomes friends with Becca, leaving Kaitlyn confused and jealous.
You are sitting in your room staring blankly at your laptop when a knock at the door draws your attention. You perk up and run a hand through your hair. “Come in.” When the door opens, your shoulders slump at the sight of Zack. “Oh, hey.”
Zack places a hand to his chest, feigning offense. “Wow, no one’s looked at me with such disappointment since the time I stumbled home drunk in my underwear.” Off your curious look, Zack adds, “Long story for another time.”
do you guys think maddison ever sat tjeffs down and was like “look I love you and all and I’m glad you found something you like but I’m genuinely concerned that if you eat another bowl of mac and cheese you will die”
WHY IS IT THAT AS SOON AS I START COMING TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT I’M FEELING THE JEFF HARDY™ THIRST AGAIN THERE’S PICTURES OF HIM ALL OVER MY DASH YALL DON’T ENABLE THIS I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER WRESTLING THIRST
Every time I think about the fact that love of my life, greatest wrestler alive, perfect human being Kenny Omega is bisexual I can literally feel my heart speed up like he’s like me!!!! and he’s comfortable with it!!! and he’s cool and beloved and incredibly successful in a field that I’m deeply considering going into!!!! and I’m just so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! inside when I think about that
THE NEW BEING THE ELITE IM SCREAMING THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE!!! THAT CLIP OF MATT ASLEEP ON KENNY’S SHOULDER!! KENNY IN HIS UNDERWEAR AGAIN!!! BRITISH STRONG STYLE!!! MARTY BEING CUTE AND PERFECT AS ALWAYS!!! THEY TALKED ABOUT THE KISS!!! KENNY SAYING IT WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT BETWEEN THEM!! MATT CALLING IT THEIR “FIRST KISS”!!! MARTY AND HIS DICTIONARY!!!
OUTLAST 2 COMES OUT TOMORROW AND I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IM SO EXCITED LIKE YALL THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKIBG GAME AND SOON AS I WRAP THIS SHOW THAT IM IN ON SUNDAY I KNOW WHAT ILL BE DOING ALL NEXT WEEK