Imagine Kaidan lying in his hospital bed when he gets a message from Shepard that she’ll be there later, around lunch time.
At 11:30, Kaidan takes off his shirt and tries out several poses to lie in when Shepard arrives.
‘Be cool, Alenko,’ he tells himself, ‘Act like it’s a surprise.’
He settles on shirtless, with the blankets pulled up to his waist, gazing out the window pensively.
Then Udina comes and ruins the whole thing.