kah mun rah

HOW DARE YOU! IF YOU TOUCH THAT AGAIN I SHALL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! DO NOT TOUCH THIS! THIS IS A NO TOUCHING ZONE!

OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU REACHED ACROSS LIKE THAT AGAIN! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT! OH GOD, I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THE COMBINATION, YOU’D BE, YOU’D BE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLE!

DON’T. CROSS. THIS. LINE. WITH YOUR HAND! HOW DARE YOU! DON’T SPEAK! IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DON’T SAY ANYTHING, OH GOD, I SEE HIM GETTING READY! OH MY GOD, DON’T SAY ANYTHING! I SHALL MURDER YOU IF YOU TALK AGAIN! NOW GIVE ME THAT TABLET AND TELL ME THE COMBINATION!

YOU DID ALL THREE! YOU SPOKE AND YOU REACHED YOUR HAND ACROSS!

Is that you breathing? Because I can’t hear myself think! There’s too much going on here; you’re asthmatic, you’re a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don’t think so.
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Kah Mun Rah, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

How to make fun of Darth Vader. Confession: I really love the Night at the Museum movies. I know they’re pretty mediocre, but for some reason I think they’re great.