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“Hanazawa just proposed to your brother. In French”
“What? Wait, what? Why French?”
“Cause he’s a fucking coward. Oi, Hanazawa! Grow a pair!”


This entire thing came about because the Volume 2 of Mob Psycho will be releasing soon in France and @hydrachea and I both agree that French definitely suits Teruki. So here we go, some fluff to balance out the current canon angst, enjoy! Huge thank you to @hydrachea for writing all the French! They did a great job translating, even though they nearly died from second-hand embarrassment, Teruki is that sappy.

Translations:

“Aujourd'hui nous étudions dans la bibliothèque et tout à l'heure nous irons manger“
“Today we’re studying in the library and later we’re going to have lunch”

“C'est vraiment toi qui es incroyable, Kageyama-kun”
“You really are the amazing one, Kageyama-kun”

“Et ton sourire pourrait faire éclore un million de fleurs”
“And your smile could make a million flowers bloom”

“Ce que j'aimerais vraiment pouvoir faire, c'est te rendre heureux… Et pour ça, je ferais n'importe quoi.”
“What I really want to be able to do is make you happy… And for that I’d do anything.

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You know, I really don’t think Tsubomi insisted on waiting around for Mob despite an oncoming “tornado” because she expected she’d have to turn him down like the 200 other Salt Mid boys who already confessed to her.

Also, given how Mob has reacted to accidentally hurting people (and causing massive property damage) in the past, I figure he probably wasn’t feeling too great for a good while after chapter 100.