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Day6 As Things My Non-Kpop Friend Has Said About Them Pt. 2
  • Jae: "Shitty vision never looked this good."
  • Sungjin: "I can't tell if he's 25 or 45 but honestly that's not even a problem I still want to be his friend."
  • Young K: "I want to eat pasta with him. He just seems like a guy who really appreciates the dynamics of pasta."
  • Wonpil: "If Colgate doesn't sponsor this boy then they are missing out on some good shit."
  • Dowoon: "His arms say Greek god but his smile says small gentle puppy."
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anonymous asked:

Imagine spooky!Peter trying to convince you to move off the grid with him because he doesn't trust the government & has no clue how to do taxes

yES AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE “Peter…..bitch do you even know what going off the grid entails?” AND HE GOES ON A RANT ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS IS GOING OFF THE GRID, LIVING IN A CUTESY CABIN IN LIKE CANADA OR SOME SHIT AND YOU’RE JUST LIEK “boooooy, nAH, have fun with your cold ass showers, no internet, no electricity, hunting for your own gotdamn food smh.” AND JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE

WHEN HE ASKS YOU 

~ Clara

  • Joker: So Harley and I broke up idgaf. Whatever.
  • Joker: What do you MEAN you did gOoD deEDs while I was gone?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE
  • Joker: You wrote erotic fanfiction about YOU and BATBRAIN?? THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME EVER
  • Joker: Idc if you've got a new guy YOU CAN HAVE HER why would I care I could have like 5 of her if I wanted but MHMMMMMM that skin and-- NO
  • Joker: Wtf Harley has been ignoring me for weeks I'M GOING TO MARRY HER
  • Joker: Hey boy I noticed you had the hots for my girlfriend HAHA I KNOW FUNNY RIGHT anyway here could you just hold that dynamite for me k thx
  • Joker: ... I ... suppose you COULD come back. I mean whatever.
should you fight day6?
  • Jae: YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIGHT JAE. Or better yet, call me, and i'll fight him. just break that fucking dweeb's glasses and shove him into a locker or smth
  • Sungjin: yeah but listen. this is gonna be some fight club shit, like this is cathartic for him. y'all will beat the shit out of each other and then probably have a good cry
  • Junhyeok: NAH SON. Don't fight him ok. he looks skinny and punchable, but he's speedy and unwilling to back down from a challenge. i mean, maybe you'd win, but god at what cost?
  • Young K: fuck to the no. first of all, he doesn't even want to fight you. he wants to talk it through and work out your differences. also he could wipe the floor with ur ass so.
  • Wonpil: FIGHT HIM. OR DON'T. I DON'T KNOW! you would probably win the fight but he'd maybe cry and i don't want to be responsible for that, do you? also day6 would jump u
  • Dowoon: you can't fight him. listen there are a lot of reasons to want to but he's a sweet kid. also he plays the drums so u know he's strong af. Do. Not. Fight. Dowoon.
BTS (Types of Texters)
  • Seokjin: Really caring, checks up on you from time to time. Very parent-like, asking you if you've eaten or what you've been up to, how your day was. Gives you advice through text. Sends you reminders to keep both your mental and physical health in check! For example, he'll remind you about your doctor's appointment the next day, tell you not to skip your meals, nagging you to bundle up when the weather's chilly outside. Whenever you tell him you have to go somewhere, he'll offer you a ride. Overall, has a very protective and kind vibe through texts, always keeps tabs on you.
  • Yoongi: It said he read your text at 4:01am, but he never replied. Accidentally falls asleep in the middle of conversations, generally forgets to text people back. When he does text, it's very minimal, straightforward and gets to the point. Makes lame puns unexpectedly. Even though he's not much of a texter, whenever you're upset or acting out of character, he'll tell you to call him right away. He may be half-asleep over the phone but he listens in and tries his hardest to keep you calm and collected. Like I said, may not be the most reliable texter but he's there for you and doesn't really need to say it physically.
  • Hoseok: Replies the quickest to your texts, it's almost as if he waited for your text all day. He's that person that texts you four times within a second, your phone vibrates so much it falls off the counter whenever he's sending texts. Uses a handful of emoticons to express how he's feeling as if it's not already obvious he's as happy and bright as the sun, most likely even brighter. You both have a lot of inside jokes so if anyone ever scrolled through your conversations they'd be confused as f - it's comprised of a lot of caplocks screaming, 'lol's, and random pictures/videos of cats doing funny things. He's really fun to talk to, his energy is conveyed through his texts, honestly speaking.
  • Namjoon: That one friend that texts you out of the blue in the middle of the night and he starts off with asking if you're asleep. Then proceeds to give you a long ass rundown of a conspiracy theory he thought of and then forgot until that moment of time. Gets all philosophical, psychological and emotional in the middle of the night through his texts. Has random spurt of the moments where he'll remember something from his day, includes song recommendations and sneaks in some product placements as he tells you his current favourite clothing pieces.
  • Taehyung: The one that texts first, starts off the conversation and keeps it going. Seems to always have something going on. Very happy, uses a fair amount of emojis, not as excessive as Hoseok. Always screaming through texts in all caps. Gets excited with you over the little things that made your day so you never feel as if you're excited alone. You both always discover new things that you tell each other about so that you both can fangirl/fanboy over it together! He makes you feel very comfortable to talk about anything because he always messages you first.
  • Jimin: Accidentally butt dials you and then apologizes on text. Very supportive, encouraging and positive through text - always keeps an optimistic mindset! Out of the blue, he likes to sends you reminders of how he misses you or asking you how your day had gone. Tells you how proud he is of your achievements whether you got out of bed, improved your grades, learned how to set up an IKEA desk, you name it. The one that asks you to hang out or meet up because he values your friendship. All in all - really sweet, he always makes you feel important and remembered when everyone else forgets to answer to your texts, flirts with you half the time, lowkey may have a crush on you? Who knows?
  • Jungkook: The definition of an avid internet user. Likes to annoy you through texts so his responses are a mixture of 'k', quoting song lyrics and memes as reactions. Will text you a lot one day and then ignore you for a week. Sends you random photos of his OOTDs even though he wears the exact same outfit practically ever single day and then asks you how he looks. Even though he literally doesn't take anything seriously, if something is wrong or you tell him something's bothering you, he starts talking properly and stops his jokes aside to make sure he wasn't the one that brought your mood down; oblivious his playful side may have hurt your feelings.

anonymous asked:

What if middle school Sarumi gets sent to the future and spend the day spying on their older selves on a date while trying not to get caught

Aw, this would be cute. Maybe they get sent to the future due to some strain power but no one realizes it at first, like they’re found by some of the Scepter 4 alphabet squad wandering the streets together a couple hours later and brought in. As they’re being taken to Munakata Fushimi hears a couple of the squad members saying his name and is all suspicious, like how do these people know him. When they meet Munakata Fushimi demands to know what’s going and Munakata just smiles brilliantly as he informs them that they are currently in the future and that Fushimi in fact works at Scepter 4. Yata’s like wait where am I and Munakata doesn’t answer, just noting that future Fushimi-kun is actually out right now so the kids will have to remain at headquarters until Fushimi returns for safety reasons. They’re escorted out of the office by one of the alphabet boys and maybe given like an empty dorm where they can hang out together but Munakata won’t let them have a computer because of the whole ‘could find out things about the future and change the past’ bit. Yata and Fushimi aren’t gonna stand for that though, Fushimi decides they should sneak out and try to find their future selves. As they’re carefully making their way out Yata overhears someone saying that Fushimi’s down at the park so Fushimi decides that’s where the two of them will start.

So the middle schoolers head towards the park, talking with each other about the situation because Fushimi doesn’t entirely believe this is the future and he doesn’t trust that sparkly guy at Scepter 4 either. Yata agrees and says that guy gave him a weird feeling. That’s when they hear someone yelling and it sounds just like Yata. Fushimi and Yata head towards the sound and there’s their future selves, walking side by side, Yata’s holding some kind of medal and bragging about how awesome he did in that skateboard contest, didn’t you think that trick was cool Saruhiko. Fushimi clicks his tongue and acts like he wasn’t even watching but Yata’s all I know you were cheering me on. Fushimi starts to reply and then stops, looking sharply towards the bushes where middle school Fushimi has just grabbed middle school Yata and is forcing him to stay down and keep quiet. Regular Yata asks what’s wrong and Fushimi shrugs, saying it’s nothing and can they just go on their date now. In the bushes the middle schoolers look at each other blankly like ‘date?’

From then on the two kids tail their older selves as the regular Fushimi and Yata proceed to have a nice date. They go to a cafe first, middle school Fushimi drags Yata into a booth at the back of the cafe where they can kinda see their older selves and the two of them keep their menus up constantly because regular Fushimi keeps glancing around suspiciously at random intervals (meanwhile they also have enough pocket money to get themselves a nice parfait that they split). After that it’s off to the game center, middle school Yata is super excited to go over there and Fushimi has to remind him that they’re trying to be stealthy here. Meanwhile the whole time middle school Fushimi keeps feeling his heart pounding a bit every time he looks at Yata and then at their future selves, like he’s realized more than Misaki has that their future selves are dating and part of him can’t really believe it, that in the future he and Yata will be together like this. Part of him wants to tell Yata what’s going on and how Fushimi’s felt all this time but even with all this evidence in front of him Fushimi can’t bring himself to believe it so he says nothing, just watches as his future self and Yata’s future self hang out together and have all these casual loving touches and looks and it’s like something middle school Fushimi can’t even fathom right now.

anonymous asked:

Hi Ridia! Apologies if this scenario has been asked for before. What if Misaki's deadbeat dad suddenly contacts him out of nowhere and asks to meet up. Misaki takes Saruhiko along with him for emotional support!

So imagine Yata gets like a phone call from his bio dad wanting to meet up and at first he isn’t sure how to feel, part of him wants to just tell the old man to fuck off for disappearing for years and only now calling him. But on the other hand part of him is just so excited, like he’s never quite felt part of his family but here’s a missing piece – he tries to think of his stepdad as his father but part of Yata’s always whispering that of course his stepdad isn’t his real dad, he’s Minoru and Megumi’s dad and it’s different, Yata’s different. So the idea that his biological dad wants to see him and maybe have a relationship makes Yata feel like finally he’s got this family connection he was always lacking, like he’s wanted in a way he didn’t quite feel before. I’m imagining that all the initial contact was Yata’s dad not really asking for anything, just wanting to connect with his son and then slowly working up to ‘hey we should meet.’ Yata doesn’t tell his mom about all this because even though he knows his parents split on bad terms his dad’s been upfront about that and about how he’s changed and wants a relationship with his son now. Yata feels like he needs some support if he’s going to meet his dad face to face though so he asks Fushimi to come along. I think initially Fushimi would be wary of the whole idea because obviously he is not a big believer in fathers in general, but Yata’s insistent in at least hearing his dad out and he’d feel better if he had Saruhiko along. Fushimi’s chest feels tight every time he hears Yata talking about the possibility of reconnecting with his dad but even so Fushimi agrees to accompany him, figuring that if it goes bad at least Fushimi’s there as backup.

From there we have two scenarios, the happy one and the angst one. Happy scenario, Yata’s dad really has changed, is super thrilled to see his son, they talk, they cry, Yata introduces his dad to his boy best friend and even suspicious Fushimi relaxes a little and tries to not be a total asshole to Yata’s dad. Angst scenario, Yata’s dad immediately tries to ask Yata for money and poor Yata is crushed that his dad never really wanted to connect with him in the first place. Imagine maybe Yata’s dad even works for some rival gang and tried to turn Yata in as the vanguard of Homra, like there’s a bunch of guys waiting for Yata and Fushimi when they arrive and Yata’s dad is all like ‘man I got lucky that my son had such a big bounty on his head.’ Poor Yata is both pissed and devastated and of course Yata’s devastation makes Fushimi that much more pissed, like part of him is thinking that of course it turned out this way because fuck fathers but part of him is also really upset because this lowlife hurt Misaki and Fushimi is not down with that. Yata starts beating up the bad guys and maybe his dad tries to make a run for it, Fushimi stops him and pins him to the wall with knives. Fushimi’s about to take Yata’s dad down when Yata tells him to stop, Yata will handle this. Yata walks over to his dad, glowing red and fists clenched and asks what the fuck his dad thinks he was doing. Yata’s dad panics and tries to say that wait this is all a misunderstanding they forced him and he’s so proud of his boy really but it’s so clearly fake. Yata just gives this angry yell and throws a punch, hitting the wall behind his dad and making a dent. He only burns his dad a bit though, I think he’d decided scum like this isn’t even worth no blood no bone no ash and he strides away with Fushimi after him. Later Yata’s like guess you were right Saruhiko and I’m an idiot, Fushimi sighs and sits next to him, grudgingly admitting that Yata’s not that much of an idiot and anyway this is his dad’s loss, right. Yata’s like that was super unconvincing but thanks for trying Saruhiko (and then later he goes back home to see his mom and just gives her this big hug because this reminded him how much his family really does love him.)