❝ I’m worried because your PC thought that was NASTY❞
❝ Have you noticed something approaching DAWNING HORROR on the husband’s face?❞
❝ She looks like a human goldfish cracker❞
❝ NO, DON’T SMILE❞
❝ I’m gonna yartz❞
❝ There’s no reason to have a rough face and seven different types of forehead blemishes❞
❝ Fucking look AT her❞
❝ I want the middle of his face to just be sort of a ruined wasteland; a blighted hellscape❞
❝ Look at that just, like, beef steak❞
❝ I can’t interact with objects yet, honey, I haven’t completed the tutorial❞
❝ I WILL HAVE YOU BABY❞
❝ Baby enjoy toy; mommy buy for you❞
❝ ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT BABY❞
❝ I will take a hammer and FIX the baby❞
❝ Baby is broken; it’s too SMALL❞
❝ Superglue baby back to his BIG SIZE❞
❝ Baby need snack; I give baby snack of cleaner❞
❝ Clean baby’s tumtum; SCRUBBIESCRINKLEWINKLE❞
❝ YOU CANNOT SCARE ME BABY HUSBAND❞
❝ He’s caught in the atoms of the linoleum❞
❝ FUCK ME RUNNING❞
❝ Come to me, my Shaunster❞
❝ Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens and a husband❞
❝ God forgive me❞
❝ He cool… He cool, he cool❞
❝ I DO THIS❞
❝ Pretty good, IT DOESN’T SEEM❞
❝ I tell little joke❞
❝ Next time, you INVITE Pam❞
❝ Did the dialogue just support your slash fiction?❞
❝ Uh, Final Pam forget keys; BRB❞
❝ Okay, I got them, WE COOL❞
❝ I bet you did not OVERSEE that coming❞
❝ Hey everybody, it’s me, ROACHIE, your favourite guy❞
❝ Drink up, Roachie❞
❝ I have a son; he’s a can of peas❞
❝ Ask him something only Roachie would know❞
❝ Guns are just so last year❞
❝ Roachie, I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a long time now and I just want you to know that you’re the most special bug in the world to me and I can’t imagine exploring the wasteland without you; will you marry me?❞
❝ He said YES❞
❝ Nothing, you leave me NOTHING?❞
❝ I’m gonna be in a deep depression for the next few minutes❞
“To lose one’s life is no great matter; when the time comes I’ll have the courage to lose mine. But what’s intolerable is to see one’s life being drained of meaning, to be told there’s no reason for existing. A man can’t live without some reason for living.” ― Albert Camus, Caligula
you weren’t a particularly religious person before, Matt Murdock’s introduction
into your life sure had you reconsidering. Not necessarily because Matt himself
was a God-fearing Catholic, but more so because you personally needed to find
God and shake his hand for doing damn fine job on creating your boyfriend.
all, not everyone could land themselves a miracle in the form of an
intelligent, loyal, handsome sweetheart with backside to kill for.
Prompt where Lyanna and Elia raise their three children together because Rhaegar has disappeared and he shows up again during a Stark/Martell family reunion to find both his ex-lovers are together?
(hi anon for the part where I’m filling old prompts that y’all thought I forgot: have fun)
It’s probably very cliché that it starts when they literally crash into each other at the supermarket.
Or better: Elia’s cart crashes against Lyanna’s while she’s distracted because her eldest daughter is running off towards the sweets counter, and Lyanna is just glad she had her own kid on her back and not in the front.
“Sorry,” Elia tells her, “you know how it is with -” she says, and then she never finishes the sentence.
Lyanna imagines why - finding yourself in front of the woman your ex-husband had a fling with, who caused your split and who also has a kid from that same ex who has also conveniently vanished into thin air before he was born is probably not what Elia had in mind for today.
Ren’s ending ment is so painful: “I am thinking a lot about the fans, and really like you, so - please don’t leave, and it’d be great if you could always be by our side. We also will work really hard for our fans and will be a Nu’est who won’t lose our motivation, so it’d be great if you could give us a lot of love.”
The amount of hurt and desperation Nu’est experienced these past few years is so heartbreaking.