k im done now sorry

Friends: *can’t find me in a crowd*
Friends: This calls for drastic measures
Friends: *uses hands as a microphone* “He’s constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen. Everyone give it up for Americas favorite fighting Frenchman!”
Me: *knocking three people over, kicking down a door, screaming* 

LAFAYETTE!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Why doesnt adrien have an Ass? I mean that thing is F.L.A.T he should at least have a little booty

Do you know how excited I was to see a notification this morning. I was like, “Oh look! An ask!”

But then

“wait”

“no  w a i—

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

This is so toxic. What kind of disrespect is this? is this hate mail? I am offended how dare? Do you know how precious the ASSgreste is??? And you say he has none?

Nuh-uh hunty 👏 let 👏 me 👏 give 👏 you 👏 a 👏 lesson 👏

EXHIBIT A(ss)

Now my homie and baby Adrien is a model and an athlete; you think he isn’t gonna have some swole gluteus maximus? Fencing requires balance and squatting (probably), and he hits the gym pretty often to look good in those Gabriel skinny jeans (probably). Posing is also difficult and you use a lot of muskles to hold a pose (probably)

  • Evidence:

(👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌)

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EXHIBIT B(ooty)

And don’t even get me started on Chat’s suit. That shit is t-i to the g-h-t, and I can see every glorious detail. He crouches, like, all the time, and he uses his legs to spring from one roof to another #squatgoals

dO YOU EVEN know how many fics and fanart focus on his beautiful, luscious buns? Because Ladybug be noticing all the time. It is what our chosen ship, Marichat, is built upon. Fic writers and artists be woke as heck.

  • Evidence:

(yum yum in my tum)

So don’t you come into MY HOUSe and tell me that my sinshine child is lacking in  a n y t h i n g , okay boo? He may not have the LadyBooty (blesséd be) but lemme tell you, my boi be packin.

byeee chloe 👋

Originally posted by independentb