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Urrbody talmbout Sleepover Selfies that I missed cause my dumbass can’t hang (or shouldn’t hang) on weeknights and I knocked out at like 9:30pm or something

So have a “not wanting to go to work but gotta because I got bills to pay but fuck this adult shit and it’s early asf why is it so hot the sun ain’t even all the way up yet tf I don’t wanna be awake rn fml oh look let’s pretend Tumblr ain’t had enough of my face already” selfie instead, HAAAAAAA

Soft Rovinsky night in: watching “Drive,” getting drunk on watermelon vodka, tossing gummy bears at each other (missed=take a shot), open admiration of Ryan Gosling (“He’s so fucking dreamy…” “Dude, dream yourself a forgery, it’ll last long”), passing out on the couch and waking up stiff and creaky and hungover, eating Pop-Tarts with a chaser of coffee liqueur


Handcrafted German Dry Gin in a handsome American 1962 V8 Chevrolet C10 Panel Truck. An excellent recipe! By the way, the next G20 Summit will take place on the 7th and 8th of July right in the background at Hamburg’s Messehallen Convention Centre.