“You enter into the artificer’s chambers, and it is a pretty strange looking room. There’s a gnome with a long, long, long white beard, sitting behind a desk, and the desk has on it a book that is bigger than the gnome is. It’s a very, –it’s an enormous tome. Um, and behind him, is a large machine, with a huge glass tank on the top of it, containing a lot of smaller, spherical capsules inside.”

“He starts to play a song on his violin, that is in fact, the most god damn gorgeous piece of music the three of you have ever heard. Taako, even you, an imbecile, can recognize the beauty of the tune that this sad, sad bard is playing for you. His claims are a hundred percent accurate. He is the most incredible musician any of you have ever heard. You guys are moved to tears.”