- “hello we are bts! and what did you say?” *looks around in confusion*
- these questions BLESS
- yoongi looking like he wanted to murder namjoon’s ass for repeatedly asking him questions in english
- namjoon basically confirming hoseok’s new mixtape
- namjoon throwing jungkook under the bus for playing video games in the hotel room while yoongi works on his music lmao
- “everyone’s doing their job” my ass 👀👀
- jungkook exposing himself as a hardcore belieber
- im not saying this is a desperate “notice me senpai” moment but thats exactly what im saying. the way he talks about justin is me when i think about food and bangtan tbh
- like seriously
- someone get our jungcook to be acknowledged by the biebs
- MAKE HIM HAPPY YALL GLSKVKXK
- return of savage ass namjoon as he calls out hoseok for having ‘outro:wings’ meaningful to him just bc of his solo rap
- NAMJOON BE ROASTING EVERYONE TODAY DAMN HE NEEDA CHILL
- jungkook: “I like i need u… uh, because…….start, stage, my heart. Boom boom”
- namjoon’s response: “wow perfect”
- the birth of j-dope, jinnie, yeon-ki min, monie, christian chim chim, justin seagull, and jack
- yoongi imitating english-speaking fans at airports is everything i never knew i needed gdkglflhdlhldlgl 💀💀💀💀💀
- “my sanctuary of birth is seagull. Yeah, justin seagull. I love justin bieber, i like justin seagull yeah” - jeon jungkook 2k17
- BUT LOOK AT HIM TRYING SO HARD AND PUTTING IN SO MUCH EFFORT TO RESPOND ONLY IN ENGLISH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IM SO PROUDDDD WE LAUGH NOW BUT GIVE IT A FEW MONTHS FUCK HE’LL START SPEAKING BETTER THAN ME
- taehyung and his performance as rose in titanic. where the fuck is this mans oscar????
- *if you heard a bts song in public how would you react*
- Yoongi: “i try to get out of that area as fast as i can”
- jungkook: “i pretend i dont know the song and i get out of there as fast as i can”
- then theres jin
- “i look in the store and give it my blessings”
- father jin up in this bitch deadass giving a demonstration of how he would bless the place
- ok but me too tbh
- LMAO YOONGIS FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT GOSOGODKHKT
- *when you look especially good what runs through your head*
- tae getting so shy when talking about people on the street noticing his godly looks WHAT A FUCKING PRECIOUS YET SHAMELESS ASS CUTIE
- again, theres jin. bless that special boy
- “just look in the mirror and watch my face. Wow, handsome”
- JIN IS ME GKSKGKDGK
- “we’re so excited to interview again with buzzfeed” *imitates a bug*
I am so sad that at one point, few years ago people close to justin thought he was gonna die. It means that while he was dealing with huge issues in his life, media and public were knocking him down over and over again. A life was getting destroyed right in front of our eyes. So glad he is now in a much better place.
A/N: Can I get some feedback from this after you read
it? Send requests too b. xx
Pairing: Reader x Justin Bieber
Word Count: 1, 904
swearing count> ;)
has introduced his new girlfriend for the first time to his long-term closest
female friend, Y/N, but his girlfriend does not have a keen interest in
“Raindrop, drop top smokin’ on cookie in the hotbox” I sang
in the mist of hoovering my living room over the wooden floorboards. I was too
busy dancing with the hoover to the song bad and boujee that I didn’t even
notice that my house doors locks were making the sound of keys being jiggled in
that would have hinted that it was Justin entering the house, “I see your
dancing again y/n” Justin chuckled walking over to the sofa and leaving the
keys on the coffee table. “why don’t you do something better like go Livestream
on insta” I walked over to where Justin was sitting and sat directly opposite
of where he sat to talk to him better. Justin shrugged, “already did that in
the morning but I do have something to tell you”
“What’s good?” I replied
“You know all the months I have been out of the Instagram
social media limelight right? Well I met someone”
I stood up and walked closer to him, pulling him into a hug,
and congratulated him “How long have you been with her and does anyone else
know?” I gushed
“First of all I have been with her for like 3 months or so
and you’re the only person that knows which leads me to tell you that I want
you to meet her for yourself – I need to show her one of the most important
people that I know”
“Ok sure but why didn’t you introduce her to your sisters
and parents before me?”
“I need to make sure she is the right one before I tell
everyone” he explained which I clearly understood.
I was truly happy for Justin having a girl with him but I
couldn’t shake the feeling that these LA insta girls don’t seem how they really
are but for Justin, I will give her a shot. Tomorrow at the Palm in Downtown
After Justin told me that he had a girlfriend I just had to
be the supportive best friend and check out her Instagram page that revealed
her name was Asia Eliwood. This Asia must be about twenty years old judging by
her nurtured skin. Asia was an Instagram model with over 900K followers that
were interested in liking her beach pictures that exposed her toned abs on her
beautifully tanned body. She was Justin’s Type. Today I was going for the
casual look consisting of slick black straight hair, black two piece dress that
followed my black heels and a pair of diamond-encrusted earrings.
The restaurant was
surprisingly full for a hot Friday afternoon, the soft reclined chairs and oak
wooden tables were used by many new customers. The waiter came returned with a
menu, looking at the menu I decided to pick out a Caesar salad with prawns as a
starter and for the main meal, a Pepperoni pizza with a glass of coke with
I fidgeted, adjusting the strap of my dress and reapplying
another coat to my already red lips. With nothing else to do, I let myself soak
in the ambient music for a few moments, wondering what the words to say when
Justin and his girlfriend arrive then drinking water in the vanilla fragranced
air. From the corner of my eye, I realized a slim figured female stood beside
the table; I glanced up at her face and
“Y/N right?” she said
“You must be Asia, nice to meet you” I began walking closer
to her to pull her into a hug which she happily agreed. It was fair to say that
she was even more beautiful as she was on her Instagram account and really knew
her angles, her green eyes, and long wavy jet black hair complimented her faux
feathered grey jacket over her tightly fitted turtleneck shirt with black jeans
whereas Justin dressed in a black slim fit suit and tie for this casual
occasion. Justin made his way to me and pulled me in a soft embrace as a sign
of common friendliness between us then pulled out a seat for Asia before
sitting down on the chair opposite to me.
“So y/n how long have you known Justin bear?” Asia asked
“nearly 4 years now, he is like a brother to me in all
honesty so you better look after him good” I chuckled clearing the air without
realising that this Asia rolled her eyes and showed off her dimpled fake smile
that Justin loved, Justin remained in his seat and turned over to the window
overlooking the summery spring lighting that was covered by groups of fans
waving over for him to come over. “Asia, Y/N the fans want what they want but I
will come back in a second” Justin stood up and pecked Asia on the temple
before leaving the restaurant to entertain the fans clambering outside the
“It’s so fucking annoying how these fangirls think that they
actually have a chance with Justin bear” laughed Asia, sipping from her wine
bottle looking back at Justin currently taking photos with fans and laughing
along at whatever Joke a petite brown skinned girl with a high puff that framed
her heart shaped face – her face said it all that she was serious and partly
intimidated by the girls she was talking about. “Anyway Asia you look so good
in that outfit you probably workout like 5 times a week right?”
“I have a personal trainer that helps so most of the credit
goes to him and it helps that he is fine as fuck but in 2 months or so he can
fix you up y/n”
“oh really?” I laugh joining in on her so-called joke
“I’m serious babe; you need all the help you can get” Asia
flashed her million dollar smile and moved on to her salad and scrolled through
her phone leaving me dumbstruck on did she actually say this as a joke? Or did
the bitch mean that she was serious? She was on strike 2 after bitching about
the fans that initially loved her because of her large following before they
started dating which lead them to believe that she was a ‘genuine’ person that
‘does not want him for his money’ or the ‘fame’ along with it. I started gathering
up my things removed myself from the awkward situation then pushed a $20 note
for my half of the bill and walked out of the restaurant in time as Justin
walked back in.
Justin’s face showed concern as he looked own ant my bawled
fists - a trait I have when angry or
pissed off that he noticed during our 4
years of friendship, “Y/N why aren’t you inside with Asia, she really likes
“Justin as your best friend It is in my best interest to
tell you that Asia Eliwood is not only a bitch but also an anti-belieber one
“sure and that’s why she took photos with the fans 2 days
ago” Justin sarcastically replied
“Don’t play that game with me Justin, ask your dumbass
girlfriend what she thinks about the fangirls which believe they have a chance
with you and get back to me” I managed not to snap and moved away from the fans
recording the altercation and walked back to all white Mercedes to go home.
*A week later
It has been days since Justin and I have stopped talking
because of his stiff and stuffy girlfriend and her insecurities between mine
and Justin’s friendship so when Justin surprisingly facetimed me to tell me
that he doesn’t want to lose this friendship and wanted to come over, shocked
was the last word to say at the least. Finishing the last burrito in my
minimalist stone marble countertops, the small ringing sounds of the doorbell
played I open the door allowing Justin in and closing the door, however, the
blockage of soft moisturized blue acrylic nails that belonged to ‘all so famous
Justin is the closest friend I have so because of that I had
to let Asia I, even if she was from the pit of hell. In attempt to break off
the ice I smiled at Justin which Asia followed with a sly snarl and a raised
eyebrow for the classic bitch please move – She messed with the wrong one
“Sorry darling is there an issue?” I chuckled inching closer
to her face and not caring that Justin was in the same room as both of us
Asia smirked knowing that with Justin here she could be the
innocent looking one, “I don’t have one y/n”
“I’m sorry, have we met? Because I’m pretty sure I would’ve
remembered a bitch like you.” It was too much for me not to say something to
that stuck up bitch even if Justin and I are losing the friendship bond AGAIN
because of her! Faced with no other option Justin grabbed my arm and pulled me
into the kitchen from the hallway. It was the only time since last week that I
analyzed his facial expression when he put 2 and 2 together that maybe I and
Asia do not appreciate each other’s company
Justin’s face was laced with confusion and heartbreak as he
whispered, “I don’t know why you’re acting like this y/n but I really like this
girl and she is trying to be your friend! Why can’t you just try as much as she
Raising my eyebrows I faced away from him and began walking
paces away from him “I don’t like her because your so perfect girlfriend told
me to stop being friends with you” It was clear that Justin was not only
baffled by what I just told him but from his shaking fingers that accompanied
with his head he couldn’t believe this. “You have a fucking problem” Justin
sighed and rubbed his temple
“Me have a problem? It was never an issue with us when she talked
about my weight and your fans that treat me better that you” I shouted and
walked towards the fridge to pull out a can of coke for me, Justin and the
ungrateful hoe standing in the middle of the hallway alone.
“But she never said it y/n” argued Justin
“Let’s get this over and done with because Khalil is coming
over for a chill session Justin”
Justin let out an exasperated sigh and called over Asia into
the kitchen to the island for all of us to be faced with each other once again,
“Asia you and y/n need to figure out your beef for me ok baby?”
Asia nodded and puckered her lips for Justin to kiss making
me feel like the 3rd wheel in my own house but if this bitch wants to play like that ok “Justin maybe to patch all my so
called lies up why don’t we double date me, you, Avasia and Khalil?” I asked
“Asia y/n ayyy-shhh-aaa” smirked Asia crossing her arms with
a sour expression
Justin smiled at the thought of proving to you that not only
is Asia worthwhile but she isn’t a hater too, “Done deal y/n I’ll text you the
date on the group chat I’m out”
Waving goodbye to Justin and Asia as they left the house I
closed the door and focused on Khalil to talk things over. This was going to be
I hate to add to your collection of asks, but Brian/Daphne head canons??
THIS IS INCREDIBLY OVERDUE I’M SO SORRY IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE ROUGHLY FOUR MILLION AND IT’S OVERWHELMING TO SIT DOWN AND TYPE OUT JUST A FEW BUT OKAY HERE WE GO.
Brian has Daphne listed in his cell as “The Enchanting Daphne Chanders.” He insists that he was high when he put her in his phone. When Justin points out that he could always change it, Brian suddenly avoids eye contact and huffs a bit and says he can’t be bothered, and Justin tries his best to suppress his laughter.
Oh, and Brian was 100% sober when he added Daphne to his phone.
When Justin moves to NYC, he asks Daphne to check in on Brian to make sure he’s doing okay. Then he asks Brian to check in on Daphne to do the same. Little does he know they’d already made plans to grab dinner later in the week.
Dinner turns to drinks, after which Brian walks Daphne to her apartment. He hugs her goodbye, and then she starts crying, because as much as she loved being with Brian, it’s reminded her that Justin’s not here. Brian takes her to her apartment and sits on her couch and holds her as she cries. When she calms down, they break out the wine and ice cream and share their favorite Justin Taylor stories. The evening ends with a lot of laughter and Brian falling asleep on her couch.
This leads to their regular tradition of Wine Nights, where they each bring a bottle of wine and pick up something high in sugar to eat while they hang out and laugh and sometimes cry. Because nobody quite understands what it’s like to miss Justin Taylor like these two.
Daphne helps Brian plan ridiculously romantic gestures for Justin and counsels him when he starts to grow grim and gloomy about the state of their relationship, and Brian buys Daphne tickets to go visit Justin and makes sure to accidentally let a few hundred dollars slip into her purse before she goes.
Whenever Daphne is on a bad date, she texts Brian “SOS,” and he always arrives within 20 minutes to “seduce” Daphne away from her date. Then go out for drinks and check out hot guys together, making bets on which one of them would succeed in getting the prospect in bed.
When Brian tells Daphne he’s going to move to New York, she cries, because it feels like losing her best friend all over again. But she’s so happy that the two most amazing men in her life have found each other and love each other so much and will finally have the happy future together that they deserve.
And when Daphne finds the lucky guy of her dreams, the only one to meet both Brian and Justin’s approval, Justin is her man of honor, and Brian walks her down the aisle. The Enchanting Daphne Chanders wouldn’t have it any other way.
The problem of course, lies in the fact that Justin has always been extremely successful at the things he puts his mind to. And sure, that’s all well and good, until one day he, Holster and Lardo are decorating the tops of their caps in the Haus kitchen, and the next Justin’s got three new roommates in a too small apartment in Providence, with almost 200 miles separating himself from his best friend.
Justin is decidedly thinking about it.
My ‘Swawesome Santa is here!!
A million thank you’s to @sleepy-skittles for beta-ing this for me in the middle of Law School exams (a goddess, seriously), and to @jayzimmboni for being a sounding board for me throughout this whole exchange!!
Title from You Make Me Better by Fabolous, because you all know it is the official SMH D-Men Theme Song, lbr.
This is my first big-ish Holsom fic! I hope y’all like it!
He keeps himself busy, throwing himself into being a good captain for the boys, immersing himself in his studies and planning more Haus Parties in a year than ever before. If he starts to think about it, he goes on the defense, pulling his notes back out or opening Instagram up on his phone and getting lost in the study aesthetics and kittens tags. Other people are obviously thinking about it; he can see it in the way Bitty pulls his bottom lip between his teeth and the nervous looks Dex and Nursey exchange as the season draws to a close. But then they make it into the playoffs, and everybody (including Justin) forgets about that thing looming in the middle of May.
They make it to the championships and they win this time, Bitty scoring the game winning goal with a beautiful slap shot. Justin has never felt pride and excitement and relief like this before, watching this team pile together on the ice, red and white confetti falling from the ceiling and clinging to the sweat and tears on their smiling faces. There’s strong arms lifting Justin in the air, and he knows who it is, knows there’s only one person that even has a chance of moving his feet from the ground . He grins and clings to Holster, forcibly not thinking about what comes next.
Whenever Non-Kpop fans go “Oh, they’re only popular in Asia. No one else knows them” I get so confused cause they make it seem like that’s not good and a small feat. Like Asia is the biggest continent population wise (4,157,300,000 people) and physically, so even if kpop was only known in Asia (which it is not) that’s pretty big. What they mean is “Oh they’re not big because the’re not western or they don’t speak English and that means they are irrelevant”. Say whatever you want though cause my faves keep slaying charts while you all are ignorant and racist.
So Justin Gatlin winning the 100 M at Worlds got me thinking about failed drug tests and their punishments.
In my opinion, people who have just failed one drug test do deserve 2nd chances. There are so many common substances that could contain something that might be banned and sometimes people get suspensions for substances that aren’t even on the banned list. For example, Shelly Ann Fraser-Pryce had a dental procedure done and got painkillers for a tooth ache. The painkillers didn’t have any substances that were considered performance enhancing or masking agents, but she still got a 6 month suspension because she didn’t list the painkillers on her doping control form. She took responsibility and said that she understands that as an athlete she has to make sure she knows everything that is going into her body. I wouldn’t consider her a doper or someone who deserves a life time ban at all.
There are cases where people take something that isn’t arguable or a gray area in terms of it being performance enhancing as their first offense though. I think with cases where someone takes a substance like steroids for the first time, they should serve their full punishment/sentence and not have any exceptions. It seems like most athletes are able to get their sentences shortened by saying who provided them with the substances or claiming they didn’t know they were doping or were sabotaged etc. etc. etc. For example, Tyson Gay took steroids and he got his suspension shortened from 2-4 years to just a year because he gave information about his coach or whoever provided him with the steroids. He should have absolutely served the 2-4 years because there’s no doubt steroids are PEDs.
For repeat offenders, I think they should get a very long or even lifetime ban. Even if their first offense was something very minor or truly a mistake like Shelly Ann’s tooth ache or having a medical condition, they should have learned from their first offense. They should be prepared with TUEs if they have a medical condition. They should list anything they take on their doping control forms even if it isn’t banned. They should make sure they know what they’re taking or what any doctors or coaches are giving them. In Justin Gatlin’s case, his first suspension was because he tested positive for ADHD medication. He appealed and got his suspension lowered from 2 years to just a year. He should have applied for a TUE because of his ADHD like many other athletes with ADHD have. Just this offense wouldn’t make him a terrible doper and cheater who should be banned for life though. The one year punishment was fair and should have taught him to do what I mentioned above. Instead, he ended up taking testosterone, which is actually performance enhancing and got off easy. Since it was his 2nd offense, he was facing a lifetime ban. He got it shortened to an 8 year ban since his 1st offense was a mistake. However, he only ended up serving 4 out of the 8 years and got to come back early. Even though his 1st offense was a mistake, he should have learned from it so that it didn’t happen again. And his 2nd offense definitely wasn’t a mistake. Injecting testosterone is without a doubt performance enhancing and Gatlin should have at least served the full 8 years. A lifetime ban would be very harsh, but honestly it would have been justifiable. I believe in 2nd chances, but I’m not really sure about 3rd chances.