Season 3 final clip - “Nå” (Now) - 16.12
Linn: Now it’s straight.
Eskild: It’s bent.
Linn: Now it’s straight.
Eskild: it’s bent.
Linn: Now then?
Eskild: It’s bent
Eskild: Maybe you’re bent, Linn?
(the girls laughing)
Eva: I can help you
Vilde: Where’s that from?
Noora: Drummer boy! Justin Bieber.
Vilde: What, he made that one?
Noora: yes, he’s the one who sings it.
Vilde: Did the midterms go okay for you guys?
Chris: I got a message that I’m failing German and English. I didn’t know about the 10% absence limit!
Sana: How could you not have known about that?
Vilde: I’ve reminded you this whole school year.
Chris: Yeah, but I thought you said that because you were jealous because I was hanging out with Casper a lot.
Vilde: Why would I be jealous?
Chris: ‘Cause you’re not getting any dick yourself..!
Vilde: I’m getting plenty of dick..!
Sana: Oh, Chris…
Chris: She can…have this one.
Noora: And this.
Chris: That’s beautiful!
Noora: It’s maybe a bit more fitting.
Eva: Is it used?
Chris: Is it from Eskild? Where is it from, Noora?
Eva: Eww! Holy fuck..!
Chris: Get it out of here, off the table!
Noora: I dunno, I dunnoo!
Eva: Smell it, then.
Chris: Nah! Smell it?!
Noora: Eww! Oh my God, what’s your problem?
Eva: Smell it to see if it smells like dick.
Noora: Smell it yourself, oh my God!
(the boys, in the kitchen)
Jonas: It’s pretty obvious.
Isak: You’ll make it.
(Magnus hits Isak)
Isak: Eyy! Fight or what?
Jonas: You’re on, like-
Isak: Yeah, now you’ve got the attitude. You shouldn’t hit Vilde that hard, or anything like that, but..
Magnus: Okay, but what do I do then?
Mahdi: You’re a predator and she’s your prey, you feel me?
Magnus: She’s what?
Mahdi: She’s your prey, you’re a predator, you’re a lion-
Isak: Y’know, a Zebra-
Magnus: Ooh! Okay..!
Jonas: But you can’t make a big deal out of it, because then your prey will run off.
Magnus: Guys, seriously, I’m really-
Isak: Are you in love, or what?
Magnus: I dunno. Maybe.
Magnus: Yeah, I think so.
The guys: Ohhh!
Magnus: But what if she doesn’t say yes?
Mahdi: Well, that’s life.
Magnus: What’s the hint, then?
Isak: It’s not the end of the world if it doesn’t work, just think of it as a positive thing if it works, so..
Magnus: Fucking awkward if I’m standing there and she says no.
Jonas: Yeah, but that’s
Isak: Don’t ask her a direct question like “Yo you wanna hook up?” you have to in a way-
Mahdi: Smile a little, “Hey”-
Magnus: Should I touch her?
Mahdi: Yeah, if it’s appropriate.
Magnus: Do I look okay?
Mahdi: Yeah, it looks good.
Jonas: It’s a bit pumped, I see it, I see it.
Magnus: This sweater’s a bit…I bought it a size too big.
(Isak sees Even)
Jonas (to Magnus): Just be cool.
Even: What’s up?
Isak: We’re helping Magnus bang Vilde.
Even: I see. How’s that working out?
Mahdi: He just shouldn’t be so desperate!
Magnus: But it’s fucking impossible not to be desperate if I don’t get what it means to be desperate! I do I fucking get-
Jonas: Just picture this: who do you see as a really cool, laid-back guy? So just, pretend to be like him.
Mahdi: Then maybe picture Jonas.
Even: You know what, Magnus? I just think you should go for it and just be more of yourself. Take desperate to a whole new level.
Mahdi: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this guy is onto something.
Isak: What do you mean?
Even: Well, show her how desperate you really are!
Mahdi: Go all out!
Magnus: Desperate to a whole new level? Fuck, I’m doing it. Bye!
Jonas: We need to see this!
Isak: How are you?
Even: I’m fine.
Even: I just spoke to mom, and she’s nagging me ‘cause she really wants to meet you.
Isak: Oh..! Hm.
Even: So…how do you feel about stopping by there tomorrow?
Even: You don’t think it’s awkward?
Isak: No, I don’t find anything awkward anymore.
Isak: As long as you’re smiling and…
Even: I can do that!
Isak: ..wearing clothes, then..
(Even wiggles his eyebrows)
Isak: ..life’s chill.
Even: I promise I’ll be wearing clothes.
Isak: Sana! You’ve met one another, right?
Isak: My biology partner. And friend.
Even: Yeah, how is Isak actually doing in biology?
Sana: He’s useful.
Sana: I guess you could say.
Isak: That’s some fucking bullshit! I’ve helped you towards a fucking 5, while I’ve been resting on a 6 all year.
Sana: We have a Christmas gift for you.
Isak: For me? What is it?
Sana: Just open it!
Isak: Okay, maybe I will.
(Isak unwraps the present, it’s the weed)
Isak: Oh! The 10%!
Even: What a cool biology partner..!
Isak: It wasn’t useful to you after all?
(Even takes the weed from Isak)
Sana: It was useful now, wasn’t it?
Isak: Hah! True.
(Isak grabs the weed back from Even)
Isak: You’re not getting any of it. It’s not good for you.
Even: It’s not good for you either.
Isak: For me it’s completely fine, but not for you.
Even: Are you gonna be the man who tells me what is good for me and not?
Isak: Of course. It’s my job.
Even (sarcastically): Oh, you got a job?
Isak: Yeah, it’s literally my job. That’s why I’m doing this, you know that right? I found a poster that read “Even Bech Næsheim needs personal care assistant and boyfriend”.
Even: And then you applied?
Isak: Yeah, ‘cause I thought “Holy fuck, he’s hot.”
Even: That was nice of you.
Even: You’re so nice.
Isak: I could’ve done it for free.
Even: You’re getting paid?!
Isak: Yeah, your mother pays me 500 a week.
Isak: Not so strange that she wants-
Isak: -that she wants to meet me!
Even: I’m having some of that cash.
Isak: It’s my money. You’re not getting any.
(They kiss again)
Even: Come on. Come on!
(cut to Vilde decorating the Christmas tree, Magnus walks up to her)
Magnus: Do you like cats?
Vilde: Yes, very much.
Magnus: So do I.
Magnus: What was that?
Magnus: Yes, do it again.
(Vilde meows again)
Magnus: I’ve never had sex, and I really want to fuck.
Vilde: It’s fine, you can bang me.
Magnus: Thank you.
(They KISS OMG CONGRATS MAGNUS!)
(Cut to Eva)
Isak: Can I sit here?
Eva: I’m sitting here with my angel. Does it look nice?
Isak: Very nice.
Eva: How’s things with you?
Isak: Long time since we’ve talked..!
Eva: Yeah, it’s a long time since we talked..!
Isak: It’s a bit strange. I was thinking about it, it’s like, before we hung out all the time, but now we only see each other in school and…like it’s just like “Hey” and…
Eva: Yeah. We should hang out more. Absolutely!
Isak: We should. We should do something, ‘cause I honestly do miss that time when we..
Eva: When we used to hang out.
Isak: Junior high, and the summer vacation before Nissen, just so much drama.
Eva: But hello! You’ve gotten a boyfriend!
Isak: Yes. I have.
Eva: He’s very handsome.
Isak: He is.
Eva: You lucky pig. You better watch out for me! I might steal him.
Isak: I’ve been thinking..about something, actually.
Eva: Yeah, what?
Isak: Nah, just like..Actually I really just want to say sorry for that stuff last year, when I was..when I was ruining everything for you and Jonas. It’s not okay, what I did. I’ve been thinking about that.
Eva: You didn’t fuck up everything between me and Jonas. It was Jonas and I who fucked up everything between us.
Isak: Maybe, but..Either way, I felt like I tricked you, and…when I said I had feelings for you, that wasn’t true.
Eva: Listen, I’ve figured that out. Yep. I’m over it. And so should you be. Seriously.
Eva: Can’t we just talk about your new boyfriend instead? Is he “the man of your dreams”?
Isak: I don’t know.
Isak: Is it important?
Eva: No, but..it’s okay between you two?
Isak: Yeah! Now it’s great, but a week ago it was..very bad. So it’s a bit up and down.
Isak: Yeah, or…anyway, that it’s so good when it’s good is also the reason it’s so bad when it’s bad, if that makes sense? And suddenly it can be over tomorrow, but nonetheless I’m thrilled that I met him.
Eva: Because that’s when you were certain you like guys?
Isak: Yeah, or, no…More because I was just fake, before that. I was just at home watching Narcos and was gaming and stuff. I’m done with that. Now I want my life to be genuine. Even though that means that it will sometimes be terrible, it’s much better than for everything to be fake and boring.
Eva: Well put.
Isak: It’s a bit of a cliché to say it, but you never know who’s gonna die tomorrow, y’know..and whether you believe in Allah or Jesus or the theory of evolution or parallel universes, there’s only one thing we all know for certain and that’s..
Even (off screen): Beautiful!
(Isak sees Eskild step under the mistletoe, Even smiles to Isak)
Isak: That life is
(sceen goes black)
(I know there will be stuff that I’ve missed, I will go in and add them later. This was fucking over 1500 words guys!)
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