Most YA Novels VS Sarah J Maas Novels
  • Katniss: I'm really not that pretty.
  • Peeta: Your so beautiful.
  • Tris: I'm not pretty.
  • Four: I love your haircut, and you're gorgeous to me.
  • Clary: I'm not beautiful, or pretty, I'm just cute.
  • Jace: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on.
  • Aelin: I'm the most stunning being to ever grace this freaking planet.
  • Rowan: Yeah babe, even the bakery down the street heard you yell that.

“I love Rouge she’s my fave”

“But her design is just awful, sexualization much?”

malec watching the events with sebastian unfold as they sit in fancy chairs sipping cocktails
  • Magnus: The bitch is hiding something.
  • Alec: Totally hiding something.

Okay but y'all lisTEN trampoline park AU’s.

•contests to see who can jump higher eventually leading to crashing into each other and falling

•"you got into a fight with a TWELVE YEAR OLD.“

•"babe bet I can backflip.“
"Please don’t.”

•the one friend that gets annoyed with the competitive ones.

•"Bro bet i can get out of the block pit faster than you.“
"You’re on bro.”
*from across the building* “YOU’RE GONNA GET US THROWN OUT.”

•the OTP secretly making out during the blackout jump.

•"please stop landing in front of me and telling me you fell for me we’ve been dating for three years”

•the one that takes the obstacle course way too seriously, eventually leading to being thrown out of the place.

•the one that gets way too into dodgeball and leaves several 13 year olds with black eyes and bruised ribs.

•the squad goofing around and acting like children.

“The last time you tried
You were in the hospital for FOUR DAYS.”

Feel free to add more!

jace x mundane slang x talking to alec about magnus
  • Jace: Alec, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
  • Alec: A moo point?
  • Jace: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
  • Alec, talking to himself: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
Jace and Clary could have...

Jace and Clary could’ve just gotten a DNA test done to figure out if they were related rather than taking the word of a pathological liar and psychopath!

Amazing… Your phobia of women is completely gone! 
No. It’s just… It’s only gone with you.

art trade with the fabulous Kai (@krazehkai) and !!! I’m !! So !! Happy!!!  thanks for being patient! hahaha i know i took 842849 years to do this but its done now! :)

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anonymous asked:

hey! i love ur writing, and do you think you could do a porn star au? i'll love you forever!

can you please write one where they do the do in a public place?

ahhhhh thank u sm!! 

Eleven hours. London to LAX. Dan is traveling to L.A. on a business trip, and as it happens, Phil is doing the same.

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So this happened...
  • Me: ...Now I'm just thinking of tmi and Clace and how life felt so simple then
  • Livvyswifi: Ahhh the good old days
  • Me: Like just suck the heavenly fire out of him put it in a sword then go have sex in a cave in a demon realm, like how easy was that
  • Livvyswifi: The worst part is that is ridiculously easy compared to the crap we're facing rn
  • Me: Let's think about it shall we :
  • •We've got illegal lovers having sex whenever no one is there to yell at them, and never on a bed may I add
  • •We've got someone who to the Clave is dead when no she is actually just a girl now and used mundane medicine
  • •We've got a family who breaks the law any chance they get
  • • We've got a hot Faerie threesome
  • •We've got a disease making all our fav warlocks tired as hell
  • •We've got 2 Faerie kingdoms at war
  • •We've got a civil war stirring in the Clave
  • •We've got a beloved character now dead
  • •We've got another beloved character having dreams about her death and refusing to marry her lobster
  • •And sadly We've got a Zara,a shitty bullet point all on her own

Posts about how “there’s no point in coming out as aspec” or “can you imagine coming out as ace like….mom, dad I don’t wanna have sex…. lmao aces are wild” are not only really upsetting they’re just…bizarrely wrong.

You’re either assuming that aspec people don’t exist and you’re one of those “no one wants to hear about your sex life, tmi” people or you think that asexuality is so commonly accepted or that just so few people would care that it takes no effort on the part of the aspec person to share their identity with people and they can do so with no fear. Both are obviously incorrect.

Now the first category, “aspecs don’t exist” is just…wrong so let’s skip that one. If you want to try and debate that, please find someone else, I’m not wasting my/my followers time on that. But I think a lot of people believe the second category which results in a lot of aspecs having their fears/experiences around coming out invalidated and discourages people from sharing their stories and concerns. That is not a good thing and if you think it is, congrats you’re not a nice person.

Coming out as aspec is not just “I don’t want to have sex” or “I don’t like romantic relationships” and there’s an end to it. Coming out as aspec is sharing an aspect of your identity that is seen as different and sadly as “not normal” and it often isn’t something people just go “ok” about and move on with the conversation. Being ace or aro is often seen as a problem that has to be fixed so the person can be “normal”. People will ask “what happened to make you that way”, assume it’s a medical/psychological issue that can be treated, some aspecs are at risk of corrective rape from partners who think they can be “fixed” with sex because they just haven’t done it right, or been with the right person. Coming out as aspec is not pointless or easy or tmi and framing it as such is harmful.

I am not ace or aro (so aspecs please correct me if i said anything wrong) but I’m another kind of person who’s often told I don’t “need” to come out. I’m a bi girl dating a guy so I’m told it’s unnecessary, that I’d be doing it for attention or to be trendy, that I don’t have to afraid of any consequences related to coming out. However, if my homophobic family found out I was bi, it wouldn’t matter the gender of my partner. I’d become a problem to be fixed, proof they failed as parents, a punishment for their sins or something. I’d have to worry about them trying to get me to go to conversion therapy, I’d quite possibly be disowned, they wouldn’t just go “oh ok, you’re with a guy so it’s chill, don’t tell us about who you’re attracted to that’s tmi” Just because you don’t think/believe a person will face any consequences for or have any difficulty coming out, doesn’t mean you’re right. Just like anyone else in the LGBTQ+ community, some aspecs will be able to come out to supportive people and not have to worry, others have to fear what will happen if they do. It is not ok to dismiss peoples fears and experiences. Knock it off.