just... kittens

Bishin and Shouhei on HeyHey Talk!

There’s actually cake inside that balloon and it’s their prize.  And Shouhei really thought his heart was going to stop, but the cake was super fluffy and soft and light so I guess the shock was worth it lol.

i feel like ppl might play Sloan’s route expecting it to be like, deep and shit and think she’ll talk about her history of depression and cry all melancholy-like or something but it’s absolutely mostly going to be her taking you to wine tasting events and griefing the sommeliers by gargling wine and then going to an animal shelter and just holding kittens while choking back tears for an hour

“Thought you were showing me around. Where’s the Parlor?”

“If you walked faster we’d be there already. Pick up the pace, kitten.”

“Just for that, I’m gonna walk even slower.”

“You’re lucky you’re cute.”

“And you’re lucky you’re too big for me to suplex into the ground.”

“What’s stoppin’ you from tryin’?”

“Common sense.”

“Never stopped me before.”

“Maybe ‘cause you don’t have any.”

“… Really lucky.”

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THIS IS SO CUTE

most people who hate cats 

  • have only met other people’s cats, who may be shy or aggressive around people they dont know. they have genuinely never met a cat that cares about them
  • have no idea about cat body language, so when a cat is giving off signals saying “leave me alone” “stop touching me” “im annoyed” they keep giving it attention and end up getting swatted or bitten
  • have never met a cat in their life and just go off the stereotype that cats are jerks