holy fuck….. my dad and his gf are planning their wedding (wild right?) anyway… im gonna be a fucking groomsmen. because my dad knows im trans and i dont like dresses any way,, im so blessed

  • Me: Hey
  • Clique Member: Īñ Çåšė ÿøû håvēñt ńøtïćêd, Îm wëïrd. Īm å wëīrdø. Į døńt fît ïñ äñd ī døńt wåñt tø fīt ïn.Hävē ÿøü ëvēr šēêñ më wïthøüt thïś rēd bēāńíë øñ? Thåtš wēïrd.

I literally love girls so much?? Like they’re so pure and beautiful and soft but also strong and powerful and just perfect? Like every single woman is great? Especially trans women, big women and woc like…. help I’m gay

*Ladybug and Chat Noir hit by an akumatized attack that turns everyone into 'magical girls'*
  • Ladybug, frowning at her outfit: ugh. How am I supposed to run and fight in these high heels and this tiny skirt??
  • Chat Noir, cartwheeling past her in his tiny skirt and heels: What, like it's hard?
LotF Mean Girls AU
  • “Get in, loser. We’re going hunting.” -jack, upon seeing ralph staring at some other guy during soccer practice, promptly getting jealous, and trying to turn ralph’s attention on him.
  • “Raise your hands if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by jack merridew.” (everybody including the entire choir stands up.)
  • “That’s why his hair is so red. It’s full of anger.”
  • “On wednesdays we wear war paint”
  • “I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat because I hate you” -jack to piggy
  • “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” -simon probably
  • “Bill once caught making out with a hot dog.” “Oh my God, that was one time!”
  • “Samneric both hooked up with Coach Carr?!”