me: ok i will shut up about wanting niall and tom to be friends

someone: hi-

me: i just think it’s funny that niall horan and tom holland have been living their lives knowing each other’s existence but never for once have they tried to make a move and hit each other up like “idk mate we should probably hang out” as if they ain’t got the influence or connection to befriend each other like wtf. why are they missing out so bad. why won’t they just stop being cowards and

Earth is basically a fantasy world with an overzealous writer

Writer: “Hey, can I show you my new fantasy world?” 

Editor: “Sure, let me take a look…” 

Writer: “Thanks! I’d love to know what you think.” 

Editor: “Wait, I’m confused. Where’s the habitable zone? It looks like you’ve got lifeforms covering the entire planet.” 

Writer: “Oh right, so this is cool. The idea is that this world actually rotates as it orbits its nearby star, so instead of having a dark side and a light side with a habitable zone in the middle, both sides go through a constant light/dark cycle, making it so the whole planet is a habitable zone! Neat, huh?” 

Editor: “Huh, that’s… an interesting idea. But, it looks like you’ve got animals and cultures in different climates too. How does that work if the whole world is being evenly heated rotisserie-style?” 

Writer: “I’m glad you asked! See, the rotation of this world actually spins on a kind of tilted axis that oscillates back and forth. This makes the heating more even towards the middle, while the top and the bottom have more extreme climate fluctuations.” 

Editor: “I gotta be honest, this whole climate system seems needlessly complicated. Plus, you’ve got populations living thousands of miles inland. Do you realize that keeping everything hydrated would take an impossible amount of irrigation resources?” 

Writer: “Yeah, yeah! I thought of that too! It works because the air on this world is full of invisible dust particles, so when water evaporates there it condensates on the dust and accumulates into these HUGE floating bodies of water, which drift around everywhere and-” 

Editor: “Stop, just stop, OK? Look, using one or two of these ideas could be neat, but nobody’s going to take you seriously if you keep cramming in more and more crazy stuff like this. You need to tone it down a bit.” 

Writer: “…” 

Writer: “So can I tell you about the cool magnetic force field?” 

Editor: *sigh* 

@mutuals stop and think before you reblog a post that has the word “lgbtia+” in it. advice from your friendly intersex mutual, archy: STOP dragging intersex ppl into the lgbt community. idc if you think aces/aros are lgbt just stop dragging other ppl into this. stop putting a fucking i in the acronym. intersex isn’t a gender OR a sexuality- it’s a medical condition. we have time and time again asked for you guys to recognize this, time and time again asked for you guys to stay out of our issues, but you continue to misgender us and use us as props for your arguments. your “lgbtia+ positivity” isn’t nice, it’s hurtful, it literally makes me so dysphoric because i’m basically being told that my genitals and chromosomes somehow make me inherently nonbinary. i’m not lgbt because i’m intersex, i’m lgbt because i’m trans and gay. y'all aren’t being “inclusive” or “recognizing our issues,” most of the time y'all don’t even know what intersex means and it’s obvious when you group it in with genders and sexualities. by dragging us into the lgbt community you are misgendering so many people and intersexist as fuck.

Nasty Paladin (NSFW)

After a huge boss fight with a massive demon that stood 100 feet tall even though he was stuck in the group up to his waist. The final blow was done by the paladin who carved his way through the demons eye socket and into its brain.

DM: You killed it! You lady comes up and cheers for you, drawing her sword to start attacking its corpse.

Paladin: I join in, carving it apart.

Other members: (do random stuff for 10 minutes)

Paladin (ooc): So DM, would you say our blood is up and pumping?

DM: Yes?… why?…

Paladin (ooc): how large and concealed is the cave I’ve dug through the demons skull?

DM: Very? what are you…


Paladin: I take my lady…

Other player: You sick puppy…

Paladin: Inside the skull…

DM: OK just stop right there, i get what you mean. That’s nasty as fuck but she’s so into it if you are. roll con saves.

Both the paladin and the lady roll nat20’s

DM: oh god. its so wrong. But so, SO right. I don’t even know what to say about this.

Instruments as flutes see them
  • Piccolo: annoying little sibling in instrument form
  • Flute: God's gift to band
  • Clarinet: squeaky lil wood sticks
  • Saxophone: sound good until you talk to the person playing them
  • Oboe: better when they're not there so we can play their solos
  • Bassoon: some sort of strange mythical creature
  • Trumpet: I guess they're ok but couldn't they just... Play quieter??
  • Horn: nearly perfect. restores our faith in the brass section
  • Trombone: just kidding about that faith in the brass section
  • Euphonium: smol tuba
  • Tuba: I don't know, they're too far back for me to see one
  • Percussion: just stop ok
Mr. No Name Kid (P2)

((this is a continued part for this, which I submitted to @connorxxmurphy! Enjoy~))

Since the first note, Evan had gotten some more, all of them were signed the same. ‘Sincerely, Mr. No Name Kid’. He was filled with warmth and appreciation for this guy, but who was he? 

“Chill, Evan. So this dude’s anonymous, you probably know him,” Jared commented as Evan paced.

“I mean, read it, it’s all just mushy gay stuff about your eyes, hair and personality.” The glasses- wearing teen snorted, and mimicked a Shakesperian actor’s grave voice.

“Your voice, is the clearest and the way you-” 

“Stop that!” Evan yelped and snatched back the note, he was blushing.

 Jared gave a small laugh, “OK, I’ll stop, you dork!” 

Evan continued with what he was saying before Jared’s antics, “I appreciate them so much! A-and, I wanna write them back and tell them they’re wonderful! but I don’t know who they are.”

Jared looked him over and decided he would help him, “Write them back, stick the note on your locker, and then stakeout to see who takes it! Easy as pie.” 

Evan nodded, “Alright, will you come with me…?”

“Yeah sure, gotta give whoever this is the Shovel talk, y’know?” 


That morning, between 4-5th period (literature and AP US history), the two boys staked out in the boys’ bathroom. It was a bit far from Evan’s Locke, but it’d have to do.

“I feel like I’m playing hide-and-seek and the seeker is coming close to my hideout.” Evan muttered quietly and wiped his sweaty palms on his jeans. Jared shushed him, signaling for Eva to come look.

Someone was by his locker. Someone with wavy brown hair. And that someone was Connor Murphy.

“What??” Evan slid down the wall, when he looked back at Connor one last time, he was smiling as he read the note Evan wrote. He slid a piece of paper between Evan’s locker slots. Connor shook his head and pocketed the note.

Evan felt the beginning of a smile push his mouth up. Connor Murphy liked him!

He heard amused laughter above him, Jared was hunched over, “Oh- oh wow- hahaha! I CAN’T BREATHE!” He stopped to look at Evan who was smiling at his locker, and burst into laughter again. 

“Look at you two dopes! All these smiles!” Jared clutched at his heart in exaggeration, he sniffed. “My baby boy, all grown up!”

“J-just stop it, Jared!!” 

“OK, OK. Sorry.”

Evan walked up to his locker, smiling, he leaned against it. Mr. No Name Kid had a name now.

Behind closed doors


Alex wants to share a part of himself with his BDSM vanilla girlfriend after they get home from the season 5 wrap party. this imagine was inspired by the song ride by chase rice


Tagged: @wonderland-royalty @bremayesworld @heathen-army

I’ve spent a lot of heated nights with Alex but, nothing could have prepared me for last night. the things he did to me made me feel things I didn’t know where possible. my skin is still moaning with euphoria and the sun just started peeking through the curtains. Alex is still sleeping naked on his stomach, the blankets hanging loosely just below his waist showing the top of his ass. showing every single scratch mark down his back, and I’m positive there’s even more on his perfectly sculpted chest. I truly am the luckiest girl in the entire universe, to have a boyfriend that knows how to be sweet and slow but can also be rough and dominate.

“stop staring at me babe it’s kind of creepy” Alex said in his sexy sleepy voice. while rolling on his side facing me “what are you thinking about” he continued while sliding his hand up the inside of my thighs, making me sigh. he just smirks at me. I closed my eyes without answering him.

“Don’t make me ask again baby girl” he said while squeezing my thigh.

“last night. the way you make me feel things I will remember till I’m gray and old,” I said looking him in the eyes.

Last night

Alex and I walked through the door of his apartment, after taking a cab from the wrap party. he wanted me to come with him. he loves showing me off so he asked me to get dressed to the nines. I had on a little black dress with thigh high stockings and black high heeled ankle boots. we walked into his bedroom and he slipped his jacket off and pulled the hair tie from his hair, causing his perfect dark brown locks to fall to his broad shoulders. I pulled the zipper on my dress down letting it fall to the floor. I kicked off my boots then lifted my leg and put my foot on the bed. I slipped my finger inside the garter band of my stocking and slid it down my leg. I feel Alex’s shirtless chest press against my back. his hands grab my hips pulling me against his and whispered in my ear.

“I thought that dress looked good on you but it looks amazing on the floor” his warm breath sent shivers down my spine. he backed away from me reaching into his pocket and pulling out his cigarettes and lighter, then walked to the side of his bed and lit a candle then walked back and stood in front of me.

“do you trust me,” he said

“implicitly,” I said looking him in the eyes

“I want to show you I side of me that not many people have seen but if at anytime you want to stop just tell me ok,” he said

“Ok,” I replied. he leaned down to kiss me but it was different than any other kiss. it was very dominant it enveloped me he lead me to the bed while still kissing me, I laid down then he got up and left the room for a moment. he returned with a few things. he had a couple of his ties a bucket of ice one of my bottles of body oil and few other things. he set everything down by the candle and sat next to me on the bed, he started to run his fingers up and down my body ever so lightly.

“before I touch you I want you to know what will happen,” he said without looking up from my body. “it’s called sensual domination. and it does involve your submission and later your domination. so not only will you submit to me but also dominate me,” he continued, then looked up at me “are you comfortable with that” he added. I nodded my head and he stood up and grabbed the ties and with one word I knew I was in for a long night.

“Strip” is all he said. so I did and lied back on the bed he crawled up my body, then grabbed my wrists and tied them to the bedposts. then stood up unzipping his jeans and letting them fall to the ground in a pool at his feet. I’ve seen Alex naked before but I will never get used to it. he is just the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen inside and out. he walked over to the nightstand and grabbed an ice cube out of the bucket and began running it on my stomach. I sucked in a sharp breath at the sudden temperature change and he smirked at me.

“you alright baby girl,” he said with a chuckle. I just smiled

nodded my head and said, “yes it was just cold”. then he leaned down and to blow warm air on the trail of melted ice that now laid on my naked torso. causing me so sigh at the feeling of his breath on my skin. he knows what it does to me, to feel the soft movement of his breath. I close my eyes and just enjoy what he is doing. then he kicks it up a notch and licks the water off my now goosebumped skin. I moan because I know what that tongue is capable of. and as if he read my mind he started moving further and further down my body. he spread my legs but he didn’t lower his head. he took his hand and started rubbing me, but what I didn’t know is he had been holding the ice cube in his hand but surprisingly I liked the cold stimulation. it was different and definitely arousing then he slid his middle finger into me and began to curl it. that was even better and I arched my back slightly.

“Well well I didn’t know you would be this enthusiastic” and he added another finger, and used his still chilled thumb to rub circles on the most sensitive part of my body. while his fingers were still performing he came up and started whispering in my ear.

“Baby girl I’ve been wanting to do this to you for a very long time, I just didn’t know if you would enjoy it as much as I do. but seeing you in that dress tonight with the garter stockings. seeing you wear it because I wanted you to, I couldn’t take it anymore. it took everything I had in me to not pull you into the bathroom and push you up against that wall and make you feel better then and man ever has” he pulled his fingers from me and settled himself between my legs. he looked at me as if to ask if I wanted him inside of me, and the answer will forever be yes. I whispered, “please make me feel that good make me never want to leave this bed” that mad him grunt.

“Ok but just remember you asked for it” and he slid inside me. once he was buried inside me to the hilt. he pulls back out and trusted inside me harder than he ever had before. and I pulled on the ties around my wrists. it was an amazing feeling he was giving me. I wanted more my head flew back and he licked up my neck as he kept thrusting. then he stopped and grabbed the candle blew it out and started blowing on the wax cooling it down a bit. then dripped the wax in the valley of my breasts, and if I thought the ice felt good the wax is astronomically better. the heat from the wax plus the tightening feeling it caused on my skin. it made my senses heighten. I pulled on my restraints again and Alex knew exactly what I wanted. he knew that the ache between my legs was getting to be too much for me to handle. just everything seemed to be more sensitive my skin was humming and I loved it. the feeling was euphoric he reached up and untied my wrists. I went to straddle his lap so I could ride him, but he wrapped his hand about my neck squeezing lightly pushing me back down on the bed.

“Uh uh uh I didn’t say you could ride me did I,” he said.

“There are rules when I’m dominating you and the most important is asking for permission and do as you’re told. and you broke that rule do you know what happens when a sub brakes a rule” he continued.

“They get punished” I answered.

“Good girl” he praised “now bend over” I did as I was told. a wooden spoon landed across my ass. it hurt but it wasn’t unbearable I kind of liked it, then another smack then another and one more. he put the spoon up and he turned me around and pinned me to the bed.

“Does my baby girl want me inside her does she miss the feeling of me sliding out of her then thrusting into her” I didn’t answer him I just nodded my head.

“That is not an answer do I need to get the spoon” he warned.

“No I do miss you inside of me,” I said breathlessly.

“Tell me why you miss me” he demanded.

“Because you are the only one that has ever made me see stars when your inside me. the only one to ever fit inside so perfectly it feels like I was made for you. like a sword and it’s sheath you make me want you all the time it’s like I need you to survive” I whispered in his ear.

“Roll over I’m going to reward you a little bit,” he said letting me go. he grabbed the body oil and started massaging my back and legs. then hard glass clink and saw him with what looked like little glass fish bowls and cotton balls. “I want to try something with you, it’s called fire cupping. don’t worry I’ve don’t this before and it shouldn’t hurt all that much” he explained I nodded my head. he began lighting cotton balls and heating the air inside the cups. he placed them on my back and legs and it’s felt better than any massage I’ve ever gotten. I actually started moaning softly unaware of the effect I was having on Alex. when he was done he popped the cups off. that stung quite a bit but it was worth it. there were giant hickeys on my back and legs that were I little sore. he pulled me on top of him to straddle his waist. “do you want me to ride you Alex” I said asking for permission. “good girl your learning yes I want you to ride me but you do not finish till I say. so do you understand?” he stated.

“Yes I do” I answered.

“Good,” he said and I grab ahold of him and lowered myself onto him, and oh my god it felt so fucking good to finally have him where I needed him most. he looked like he was enjoying himself just as much as I was. his hands were fists in the sheets. his head tilted back as I drag my nails down his chest.

“Alex can I ask for something,” I said wanting him to do something.

“Yes baby girl tell me what you want,” he said breathlessly.

“I want you to choke me like earlier. I liked that more than I thought I would” his hand came up to my throat and wrapped around it. I don’t know why I like these things. I always thought that pain was meant to be unpleasant, yet Alex has shown me otherwise. the feeling of being controlled and told what to do, but also knowing I am completely safe with him and that it would stop immediately if I wanted it to. is one of the most empowering things I’ve experienced, and I get to experience it with a man that truly cares about me and I him. the feeling of his hand around my throat was intense. it was a small jester but when his hand reached my neck all hell broke lose.

“Alex please baby I’m so close” I whined on the verge of ecstasy.

“NO I want you to hold back as long as you can,” he said. he flipped us over so he was on top my nails dug into his back, and I tried my hardest to hold back “Alex I can’t hold it anymore I’m gonna c……..oh Alex yes” I screamed as my back arched, my toes curled and my whole body shook. that caused Alex to cum with a grunt as he released inside of me. he rolled off of me and pulled me to his chest spooning me holding me close to him.

“You didn’t listen to me baby girl” Alex whispered “I’ll let it go this time, but just remember bad girls have to learn their lessons” he continued.

“but what if I like being bad” I replied Alex just chuckled.

“Are you ok babe did I hurt you too much?” he asked me quickly.

“No, I’ve never been better” I hummed.

“Good because I wouldn’t want to hurt the woman I love,” he said in my ear. I turned around to face him he had never said that to me before so I was caught off guard.

“You love me” I whispered.

“Yea why do you think I let you experience this part of me. at the end of the night when we kiss good night and you go home. it’s getting harder for me to let to walk away. I want to wake up with you in my bed every morning, preferably naked. I hate sleeping alone without you. the only time I get good sleep is when you stay the night” he said

“ I love you too,” I told him.

“Move in with me so I don’t have to miss you, and just have the smell of your perfume on my sheets”

“Of course I will” I retorted I fell asleep in his arms that night. we spent a most of the next day in bed together. till he got a call from Marco and Jordan asking if we wanted to go to dinner with then and have a few drinks. we knew then that it was time to get out of bed. we got to the bar and sat in the booth with our friends. I had a few drinks and was pretty sloppy drunk. I was at the bar ordering another whiskey and coke. when Alex came up behind me and pinned me to the counter with one and on each side of me his chest against my back. he leaned into my ear and whispered “now I’m not going to tell you what to do right now because we are not in the middle of a scene but don’t think you can git away with misbehaving just because we are with our friends I will still bend you over my knee” he said

“nothing about that statement scares me, if anything its a tease” I said turning my head to face him and when I turned back forward I saw a bartender holding my drink and Marco next to use with a dropped jaws. I grabbed my drink and walked back to the booth where Jordan was sitting “ you’ve got one hell of a woman” Marco said. “Don’t I fucking know it” Alex retorted

DON’T Mourn Charles Manson’s Death

You will come off as a dumbass rather than edgy. It’s one thing to be fascinated by the psychological profiles of serial killers, but to mourn them? Just stop.

Edit: It’s ok to be intrigued by killers/serial killers. It’s ok to be curious about what was going on in their mind. It’s ok to try and understand their psyche! It is NOT OK to treat them like heroes when they were anything but that.

gay books that aren’t Gay Books™

the raven cycle series by maggie steifvater

my favourite series of all time. nothing more to be said. you probably already know this one but idk i LOVE

all for the game series by nora sakavic

second favourite series of all time. probably crossing over into adult with some very adult content but amazing story and characters.

carry on by rainbow rowell

favourite book of all time and though the plot is a bit iffy at points the characters make up for it seven trillion times over jfc

six of crows duology by leigh bardugo

even though the story is superbly crafted the brilliant cast of characters is the true standout

a darker shade of magic series by ve schwab

this is my favourite author of all time and hoo boy is she incredible at her goddamn job

the great library series by rachel caine


more than this by patrick ness

not actually read this one but it’s had rave reviews!!!

the mortal instruments by cassandra clare

PROCEED WITH CAUTION a) we all have probably heard of this one b) if you’re looking for good representation not just a good story come to this one last c) in fact if you’re looking for good representation just watch the show

the trials of apollo by rick riordan

you may or may not need to read all of the 10 books before this to make any sense of it so good frickin luck. you can say many things about rick but he’s good with his damn representation

red queen series by victoria aveyard

there are better options bc apparantly it’s a few minor characters in the 2nd book but if you’re at a loss it’s a good story too

the song of achilles by madeline miller

if you want to be happy don’t read this book

What’s happening now is absolutely Trumps America so cut it out. If nothing has changed then where were the alt right marches 2 years ago? The country never stopped being racist but the church burning and terrorism became unacceptable. They were not this bold… but now they are in the White House and the president is supporting their views by not only hiring them but repeating their rhetoric. Just stop the bullshit ok I’m not playing this game.

anonymous asked:

dating baejin scenarios please??

Originally posted by winkdeep

shoutout to carina ( @imagineproduce101 ) for helping me w this u the real mvp bless u — aka please go follow her, thank u!! she also writes pd101 scenarios and they are really good!!

and also, combing boyfriend!baejin w this too!! 

- a cutie who loves to show a lot of affection!!

- constant hugs 

- especially back hugs

- once u tackled him into a back hug and jinyoung just,,,stopped functioning 

- ‘’are u ok???’’

- ‘’…’’

- ‘’ jinyoung?” 

- ‘’…you’re so cute stopmfeimflsndfndsl’’ 

- cue him covering his face in order to avoid eye contact w u lol 

- ok cuties anyways

- sometimes talks to u about the weirdest things that don’t even make sense LMFAO 

- but even if it doesn’t make sense, u enjoy listening to him anyways 

- bc he looks so cute and u don’t mind listening to him bc his voice is soothing too bless 

- matching phone charms!! 

- also giving u random gifts even if u tell him not too 

- ‘’i thought of you when i saw this so i had to buy it!” 

- buys u cute plushies and charms and probably little trinkets that are cute 

- likes crafting things so diy projects lmao 

- arcade dates 

- u two like to have a competition on who can win the most tickets

- but in the end, the two of u combine tickets to get random stuff at the ticket store whatever idk 

- also,,,

- did i hear karaoke dates??? 

- invites basically everyone LMAO 

- but when does happen, he clings onto jihoon more than u :(( 

- aka u pouting every time u see them together 

- eventually at the end, he would reassure u that it meant nothing and cuddles for the rest of the night!! 

- dating bae jinyoung would include:

-cuddling every time the two of u just want to relax

-  fingers running through each others hair bc u both like people playing with ur hair and it relaxes the two of you

- tons of aegyo that u have video recording of lMAO

-  cue baejin cringing right after doing aegyo bc he found it so embarrassing but u found it sO CUTE

- ‘’please do gwiyomi !!” 

- ‘’ no!” 

- ‘’please!!!’’ 

- ‘’…okay’’ 

- because he never could say no to u and seeing u fawn over him was worth it

-  cheesy jokes and pick up lines, 

- ‘’do you know what my shirt is made out of? boyfriend material.’’, 

- ‘’…’’ , 

- cue embarrassed jinyoung and u just laughing LMFAO 

- omg he does the dad jokes LOLOL

- ‘’jinyoung, im hungry’’ 

- ‘’hi hungry, im dad’’ 

- ‘’…’’

- ‘’HAHAHAHA- please stop hitting me,,,,’’ 

- ok anyways 

- going out on late night runs to get food

- basically buying out the whole store once the two of u go out at 4 am 

- ‘’should we make grilled cheese or brownies??” 

- ‘’why not both?? wb getting tomato soup and ice cream w the brownie?” 

- ‘’,,,u rite lets get both’’ 

- but its ok bc once u get home, u two make sm food to last the whole week 

- so u invite over the pd101 trainees to help u finish the food 

- but they just eat all of it, including food that u didnt make bc they r poor hungry boys pls feed them :((

- aka u guys going out on 4am runs again bc ur so hungry 

- and the store owner is just like ‘’u guys again???” 

- lol save ur guys

- and support baejin pls my fav 

hi PSA running your game on low graphics isn’t the worst thing in the world and can we stop making it seem that way thanks xx