Michael is selfish; He drinks the last of the juice without asking you first and sometimes doesn’t stop playing video games when you ask him to cuddle and he will take all of the blanket when you’re supposed to be curled up in bed together. 

Michael is needy; He whines for you to bring him food when he is sick and you’re almost always late for work because he just wants “one more minute, baby, please” and he needs your hands everywhere all the time: in his hair, on his chest, wrapped around him tightly as you whisper for him to come “just one more time, baby, please”.

Michael is aggressive; He grabs your hips roughly when he takes you from behind and kisses you with enough force to make your head spin and always gets a little pushy when one of his friends gets a little too close when you go out dancing.

Michael is thoughtful; He makes sure to text you at least twice a day while he’s on tour and never forgets to order your favorite food from the place down the street when you’re both too lazy to cook something and he is always, always asking you if you need anything because he is “always gonna be here for you, baby, always.” 

Michael is a lot of things; forgetful, silly, annoying, loving. But above all else, he is yours. One-hundred and fifteen million percent yours, and that’s all you could ever ask him to be. 


A continuation of The Monster Haus AU no one asked for but is here anyway so everyone has to deal. Shoutout to @midnitedancer​ for contributing and letting me shout at her about this AU constantly. 


  • As much as the boys are a mess we need to focus on the Haus because it in itself is a Wonder.
  • Especially the Couch of Mystery
  • Or of Disgust, it depends on who you ask
  • Bitty has tried multiple times to clean or remove the Couch via magic to no avail. Granted, he is terrible with spells and charms of any kind that are not in pies, but he doesn’t think that’s it. 
  • Jenny and Mandy have confirmed that the Couch was just as gross when they were alive, and that apparently it is permanently hexed in place. It cannot be moved. It is a part of the foundation of the Haus it Cannot Be Moved. 
  • One time, when Lardo was high, she speculated that the Couch has always been there and the Haus was built around it. Everyone pretty much accepted this as fact. 

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dan being a nerd at arenanet.   [4/?]

1. Birthday Twerks and Jokes.

22 years ago.

“Just one more push, Miss… Please! The baby is stuck!”, the midwife explained.

“Aah I can’t! Just get her out please!!!! I can’t do this anymore!”

As the mother was trying to push once more, the baby at last was out. Though something was wrong because she was an alarming blue. Her breathing stopped entirely, her heart rate fell, and the nursery doctors rushed to resuscitate the infant baby girl. In the other corner of the room, the mother was losing mass amounts of blood. Blood was filling the sheets and drips were spreading across the floor as the red liquid soaked the doctors shoes. Continuous beeping from the heart monitor became a single tone. There was a knock on the door, a man appeared from behind it with flowers in his hand. As he looked at his wife, his smile fell to a frown filled with emptiness and sorrow. He dropped the flowers and immediately ran to her side. As he sobbed, he glanced up and noticed a crying baby girl swaddled up in the nurses arms. He felt the feeling of anger and hate. To him this was not his child, it was something that just caused his wife to die.

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! At 7am the alarm has woken you from this repeating nightmare. It reminds you of how your life was a disaster from the beginning. Mother died during childbirth and your father gave you up to the system shortly after. You were in and out of foster homes until you were old enough to leave. After that it was the streets, friends houses, boyfriends, whoever would take you in. Until now you were finally becoming content with your life. As you stretch out in your bed, you just remembered that it’s officially the last day of cosmetology school, you’re off from work today and it’s your 22nd birthday. Finally finished getting dolled up for your big day, you walk out of your room to      balloons all over the apartment.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Y/N)!!!! We’re soooo getting fucked up! Ohhh and I heard that boss man AKA future boo thang’s going to be at the club tonight!“, Audrey says.

You try to hide your huge blushing smile, ”he’s not my boo thang…….. That’s baby daddy…..“

When you first met Audrey, it was a done deal. BFF’s at first sight. She knows you had a bad childhood so on your birthdays she tries to make you feel extra special. The club that you all work at was not just any club, this was the place that had the entry line going all the way down the block. It was also a strip club but you were just a cocktail waitress. You didn’t have the confidence like Audrey to take off your clothes. The night was approaching fast, you wanted to look good, you wanted to look mouth watering. You found the sexiest dress and cutest heels in your closet. As you were waiting for Audrey to finish getting ready, you started to become even more excited but also anxious. You were seeing him tonight, Joker. He was the boss of the club but it’s been awhile since you’ve seen him, supposedly he was locked away in Arkham Asylum. You’ve always seen him on the news about being a psychotic killer but everything about him was so sexy. The way he dressed, his face, his green slick back hair, tattoos or was it that he was a dangerous bad boy type that everyone warned you about.

Originally posted by kane52630

When you arrived at the club, valet opens your car doors and offers you a hand. Walking passed the line you were already getting stares from the Jokers henchmen.

“Eat your heart out”, you thought to yourself and smirked.

“Happy birthday sweetheart! You girls look beautiful! Be safe tonight, Jokers already inside.” David says. David was the clubs bouncer, he was a big guy but to you guys he was just a big teddy bear.

“Thank you David!!!” You both cried out.

As you walk in, it’s very crowded tonight. Strobe lights, blaring bass that makes the room shake, dancing bodies tangled together, the strippers are sliding up and down the poles, and then you see him. He’s in the VIP section doing business with other Gotham gangsters. You keep your eyes on him while Audrey drags you over to the bar.

Charli your favorite bartender hooks you up all the time, “what will it be tonight ladies?”

Audrey says, “vodka for me and the birthday girl!”

Originally posted by arewesoberyet

Charli, “Happy Birthday (Y/N)!!!!” You guys look fucking fabulous by the way! Have you guys noticed hottie in VIP?“

(Y/N) “Thank you! Of course who hasn’t noticed him!” You laughed with Audrey.

Charli, “Apparently his guys broke him out, he’s on the run right now and he’s HERE!”

Audrey, “yeah so (Y/N), you need to make your move tonight!!!!”

“The DJ is giving you a shout out soon. That should get Jokers attention…”, Charli says as she hands you the drinks along with the various amounts of shots.

The more alcohol that you drank, made everything spin. You were having the time of your life dancing on the bar with Audrey. You noticed Joker check you out a couple times and it made your panties moisten. You couldn’t believe that this guy had such an effect on you and you craved more.

Originally posted by tiestoblog

The DJ turns down the music, the bright lights are on you, “can I have everyone’s attention please, I’d like to make a special shout out to (Y/N)!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL! Why don’t you get on that pole and show us what you got!”

Originally posted by thisgirlisunderconstruction

Your heart dropped to your stomach, you glanced over at joker and he was definitely watching. You wanted to impress him with your skills that Audrey had been teaching you. The DJ played Gangsta by Kehlani as you jumped on the pole and twirled yourself around it. You slow twerked up and down in front of the crowd. You made sure to make eye contact with Joker for as long as you could. Guys started crowding your pole area, throwing money and wanting you to strip. When the song ended, men in suits helped you down from the stage, one of them said, “Hey sweet thing, I’m Jonny, the boss requests your presence in VIP, I’m afraid you cannot refuse.”

This was it, this was your moment. Your eyes scattered around looking for Audrey. You found her with a really cute guy on the dance floor, you smiled being happy for her. As the henchmen led you to VIP, Joker was sitting alone.

Originally posted by grysamobojcow

Jonny holds his arm out as he introduces the boss, “(Y/N) this is Joker”

You looked at the gorgeous man in awe, you had to snap out of it. You’re actually feeling very shy but also extremly turned on.

Joker, “hello there pretty, I couldn’t help but notice that you were shaking your ass for me?”

Mmmmmm anything for you baby…”, you thought to yourself.

Originally posted by penultimxte

“Maybe I was…”, you replied to Joker.

Part 2 http://jokersbooboo517.tumblr.com/post/149164109202/2-part-two-birthday-twerks-and-jokes

Part 3 http://jokersbooboo517.tumblr.com/post/149211206562/1-part-3

alli’s gif tutorial #1: the basics

HI THERE! so you want to start giffing but have no idea what to do? don’t worry, i’m going to help you.

let me tell you a story of how this:

turns into this:

first, here is a list of what you need to get the most out of this tutorial:

  • download the clip we’re using in this tutorial here!
    it’s ready to be imported to photoshop for editing, so you don’t need to spend ages looking for good clip if you don’t have one ready

  • or if you want to use your own clip, you’ll need a software like these:
    wondershare video converter ultimate ~$50 (my weapon of choice and what i’m using for this tutorial, the best one i’ve come across)
    wondershare video converter trial version FREE (only converts 1/3 of the part you’ve chosen, so it takes a bit of patience to work with but is okay)
    kmplayer (works a bit differently, but many people use this so it’s easy to find tutorials for)
    don’t have any of these? you can also cut the video with photoshop, but it only works for some video formats
  • photoshop version of your choice
    the one used here is cc 2015, but there shouldn’t be too many differencies between the versions
  • and most importantly, a lot of patience

ready? let’s begin!

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Welcome to September’s Just One Word Book Photo Challenge! The premise is entirely single word prompts. There is no wrong way to interpret anything! Think “books” and “X”, and see where that takes you!

Hosted by: Me - Jen of just0nemorepage
The tags to use: “#just one word book photo challenge” and “#just one more page

Click here for more info, and please feel free to ask me if you have any questions!

Are we all not gonna talk about how Chen’s tummy was practically almost exposed on their Inkigayo stage today????

I just sent my new business card off to the printers. …I mean, don’t worry, there’s like, information and stuff on the other side! I wouldn’t… you know… FORGET my contact information but you know I think I will just go double-check my order one more time, please excuse me.

anonymous asked:

top 10 fav hp blogs atm?

eeeeek this is a hard question and i dont wanna offend anyone so i’m gonna just list some friends / people i see on my dash a lot :) also theyre probably gonna be multifandom but still post hp bc thats what i mostly follow, sorry!

  • fanon sips:thinks sjin is totally useless and a screwup, a lazy employee of sipsco but he's the only one they've got
  • canon sips:"you're the best, sjin. you're the best. what the heck would we do without you, sjin?"

“Seriously? I mean-could you please just check one more time. I’m absolutely sure I placed a reservation for this weekend. Look-” she said rummaging through her purse frantically pulling out her phone to bring up an email with her confirmation code. Waiting for the receptionist to key in her confirmation once more Wren glanced around the lobby of the Margaritavilla Hotel when she spotted a familiar face. “Hey!” she said waving them over, “What are the odds of seeing you here stranger.”

||August BPC: Just One Word|| 3. Multiple. I only actually own multiple copies of one series, and that’s the one featuring Locke and Jean. I have paperback and hardback copies, although my hardback Red Seas Under Red Skies is a book club edition and I’m trying to remedy that ASAP. 

Hi everyone!!

I just wanted to let you know that i haven’t forgotten about all of you. I’m just taking a little break bc, well, even tho my mind is accepting the thing, my body hasn’t lol and i need some rest. So the asks will be replied eventually. Just please dont send more than one ask. I’m only one person and I do have other obligations.

In the meantime, i have filled the queue WITH AWESOME FANART. I am so glad so many artists are filling the tag with such an amazing works!!!

Take care y’all. Love you.

EDIT: I’ll be fully back in no time, and i will provide you with my own headcanons and ideas, and maybe a few projects for us to participate in.

rise and shine!

ever since alma moved in with eco (@ominousglutton​) (ok it hasn’t happened yET BUT IT WILL), alma has been getting really good sleep. so now when she wakes up, she’s all groggy and sleepy and her hair is always a mess, whereas before, when she lived in the streets, she woke up easily and instantly.

mmm i tried out a new style with this drawing, so my lineart is kind of shaky aaaah.