Foundations!verse - explicit; 364,381

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.

Tea and No Sympathy - explicit; 70,045

It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always.

The Incredible Race - mature; 50,963

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don’t exactly get along.

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6 albums ive been listening to,as tagged by marksepticpie 1.] The Art Of War - Sabaton. I need this album for so many reasons I can’t even list them. Being the first album I’ve ever listened to by Sabaton,I hold that album near and dear to me. 2.] Heroes - Sabaton. One of the more recent albums I’ve listened to,Heroes is the kind of album that is so amazing that you can barely put it into words. 3.] The Lay Of Thrym - Týr. This is the album that introduced me to Týr and all of it’s glory. From Flames Of The Free to Nine Worlds Of Lore,this album is all around awesome. 4.] Carolus Rex - Sabaton. This was the 3rd album I’ve heard by Sabaton and I loved it as soon as I heard Lion From The North. Although En Livstid i kreig was quite a tear-jerker,I love this album nonetheless. 5.] Stand Up And Fight - Turisas. Just hearing the album yesterday,I don’t have much to say about it other than it is an amazing album. 6.] Primo Victoria - Sabaton. The 5th album I’ve heard by Sabaton. I don’t care if anyone hates it,it love it and that will never change. I officially tag asylumsammet, bokuihatemylife, b-lackorchidd, borntocompete and games-twerkshop

Selling yourself + Film tip for SB’s

It’s been such a long time since I posted. I’ve been trying to set up dates but men have been flaking, and with the lovely weather I became very impatient to wait for POT dates to be confirmed whereas I could be relaxing. 

Nevertheless that didn’t stop me from becoming a better sugar baby. I’ve recently watched a lot of documentaries & read articles, and the more I delve into mastering seduction the more I realize I’m selling a dream. 

The following films are just two suggestions of the top of my head, but I invite you to share more :)

- The Joneses. I’ve watched this movie so many times since it came out in 2009. Haha, I was just so obsessed when I was younger with the concept of marketing and selling a lifestyle. And it is still applicable to my current lifestyle. People want to be around interesting and successful people. That is also why I like to be in the company of successful men, and in return I need to make myself look as interesting as possible (in the most humble way). 

-Focus. This film was released just recently (with Margot Robbie!) and I always get carried away with movies where everything is calculated and goes perfectly smooth. This is exactly the impression I want to give my SD’s; everything goes smooth around me, no complaining only good times. Whereas I’ve sometimes been planning texts, messages, pictures and dates way in advance to ensure everything goes as planned. This is part of the fantasy world. In a way I guess this is also why I liked the film Gone Girl so much, because Amy Dunne is such a smart & calculated (although crazy!) woman. 


Ever since I was a little girl a dolphin had been my favourite animal. Whether it was a dolphin bedcover or a dolphin teddy, every possession was related to the beautiful water creature. Nothing in the entire world could top the love I felt when I saw my beloved animal.

Neymar obviously thought different.

My boyfriend of nearly five years had been trying to convince me that the love I felt for him was far greater than the one I supposedly felt for this animal. Time after time we would have the same disagreement about this statement. He would say I was crazy for having this obsession with an animal whilst I would say that it was just like his obsession for football. After saying that though he would go on a little rant about how football was his life and his job and was far more important than liking a creature that just swims around all day.

I definitely didn’t mention to him that all he does is run around all day because this trip would have been cancelled straight away.

As it was coming up to our fifth anniversary of dating, we had booked a trip to Orlando, Florida. I was obviously excited about going to Sea World and seeing all the dolphins on show, Neymar on the other hand was excited about seeing how many people were wearing his jersey.  

Typical boy.

“Ney I don’t think you understand how excited I am to visit Sea World!” I squealed, violently grabbing his wrists to get his attention. He lightly growled in pain at my actions, rolling his eyes at how excited I was getting. “Dani, there are more important things to see on this trip! Just think of Mickey and Minnie or enjoying the American heat, or seeing my name on people’s shirts.”

I playfully squeezed his wrists again, causing him to chuckle. “Getting in touch with your feminine side are we? Bet you are super excited to take selfies with all the characters then go buy their merchandise and finish the day by sitting under the stars,” I mimicked earning another roll of the eyes from my less impressed boyfriend.


Today was finally the day. I had been planning this day since we had landed in Orlando a couple of days ago. Not only was today the day of our fifth anniversary but most importantly it was the day we were finally visiting Sea World.

Bring on the dolphins!

Neymar had promised to stop his teasing just for today, to complete the deal I had to let him dictate in what happened during tonight’s sexual antics. A deal my horny boyfriend could not refuse. I was hoping he was secretly excited for today, with it being a big day for us as a couple it would only be right that the two of us both enjoyed the day.

“You excited for today?” Ney asked a quick brush of the lips against my forehead as we entered the car. “Stupid question babe! Getting to spend it with the two favourite things in my life is going to be amazing.”

We gradually made our way round the park, noticing all the different animals they had on show. After going on a few of the rides, we made our way round to where the dolphins section was placed. As I expected it was the most busy place in the park, every space being taken by visitors making it very hard to see the animals, luckily for us Neymar used his celebrity status so that we was stood in the V.I.P area for an apparent special show.

The show lasted for nearly fifteen minutes as we witnessed the dolphins expertly do flips and tricks on command. Turning my head I noticed the big grin that was placed on Neymar’s lips, seeing that sight also made myself burst out with a big grin.

“We also have one final performance for everybody!” the trainer announced.

After she finished talking all the dolphins made their way back out so they were now all in a straight line across the pool. The trainer did a quick countdown finishing with all the dolphins turning onto their side where they all had a letter painted on them, narrowing my eyes I noticed that they had spelt out my name.

“Ney they have my name spelt out on them!” I squeaked.

When I didn’t hear a response from my boyfriend I quickly turned my head to see him bent down on one knee, a black ring box placed in hand. He slowly opened up the box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring. “Danielle Moore, we have been together for nearly five years and I know you say you don’t love me as much as these beautiful creatures but would you do me the greatest pleasure of becoming my wife?” he smiled, a single tear falling down his cheek.

“Yes yes yes yes! Of course I will!” I screeched as he placed the ring on the correct finger. Raising his head, he attached his lips onto mine giving me a passionate kiss, a round of applause erupting from all the visiting guests.


“Taylor Swift’s album was released while we were filming, so we’d all be singing the songs and dancing and then the directors would say, ‘Okay, where are the girls? We need to shoot now,’ so we’d turn Taylor Swift off for a second. Honestly it was like a girls’ sleepover that went for five months.”-Ruby Rose on shooting OITNB season 3 (x) 

“People get so surprised when I say this and I don’t know why, but I have such a girl crush on Taylor Swift. I’m obsessed. I just want to be friends with her, like best friends forever. At photo shoots they always ask what music I want and they think I’m going to say Aerosmith or Metallica, but I’m always like, ‘Can I get a little bit of Tay Tay? 1989, please.’”-Ruby Rose (People)

anonymous asked:

unpopular opinion!! its annoyong how a lot of swifties only like karlie because shes taylor friend but all they know is her name yet they act like she changed their lives

oKAKFUDIj THis is my biggest pet peeve like i have met some karlie fans who found her thru taylor and genuinely appreciate her and care abt her career and stuff and then there’s just people who act obsessed because she’s taylor’s friend and then bring up taylor at every possibly karlie situation! Annoying

anonymous asked:

I dont get the Harley+Joker had a kid storyline cos I cant picture the Joker wanting to have sex at all? Not really because he is asexual but sort of like the way I picture Lord Voldemort, I feel as though he would believe everyone to be too beneath him for him to have sex with them? I think the Joker just seems too obsessed and too arrogant to want to have sex in the first place. My boyfriend thinks he uses it as more of a dominance thing but I was wondering what you thought? love the blog btw

I have to say, I’m not really that well-versed on the Joker but… From what I do know I really don’t picture the dude as someone who gives a thought about sex. His mind is too somewhere else for that.

And there are some people who get the excitement from sex somewhere else, he might be like that - gets his fun doing something else, probably something wicked. He’s a man that is more likely to get excited with torturing and making others suffer. 

But y’know, comics are freaky.

I usually don’t do that many vocal takes for a song. If it’s not the first vocal take, then it’s the 600th, and I literally went over into four digits! In the recording program I use, it counts the takes you do. It will say “18 audio” or “18 vocal one.” And I looked back, and it was like 1,003 for this one track! [Laughs] That’s not to say that I sang the whole song 1000 times, because it could be just one line. I usually get one word in, and I’m like, “Okay, fuck it! Go back. That was shit.” That’s the thing: it’s one thing to know it’s ridiculous that you can be so intricate about it. It’s another to just let yourself be cool with it. Your desires just dominate. My obsession over it being perfect dominates my logical mind any day of the week.
—  Kevin Parker

“I decided to wear a rainbow top today, ‘cause I’m feeling very proud, and I’m missing pride in London, but it’s nice to see some rainbow flags. Whoever you are; gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, queer, male, female, intersex, I don’t care who you are; I’m proud of you too“ - Olly Alexander on stage at Glastonbury (27/06/2015)