Phoenix’s body is probably made out of frickin iron or something this guy has chewed and swallowed a necklace, been physically assaulted by a murderer, hit over the head with a fire extinguisher with temporary amnesia as the only consequence, was thrown head first into a telephone pole but walked away with only frickin sprained ankle, and fell from a bridge on fiRE INTO A FREEZING RIVER WITH ONLY A FEVER. If you can catch him off guard and are extremely skilled in martial arts, you might be able to win but otherwise Nick will probably fuck you up only because his body is probably invincible to harm.
Maya Fey who wins: NO ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT HAVING A FIGHT
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING THE ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT IS MAYA FEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH???? If for some sick reason this thought has appeared in your brain, however, she’s pretty small and probably couldn’t withstand more than one or two blows…although she’s probably agile as shit and might have learned a thing or two from the Steel Samurai. But also dO NOT FIGHT MAYA FEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS
Miles Edgeworthwho wins: Edgeworth
Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one…just look at that smug little face. He knows infinitely more than you do, and even if you wanted to fight him you would probably regret it. Definitely would do anything necessary to win, so have fun when you’re suffocated by his cravat. Sorry.
The Judgewho wins: you
I don’t think the judge is super ripped underneath his robes, so you can win this one…also the judge is gullible as shit, too. That helps.
Mia Fey: who wins: probably not you
If you have a statue of “The Thinker” you might have a chance (I am a piECE OF GARBAGE)…but otherwise she will send your ass to frickin demon hell. Don’t fight Mia Fey.
Dick Gumshoewho wins: it’s 50-50
Is he huge? Yeah. Is he a detective and therefore most likely trained in some sort of self defense? Yeah. Is he also a weenie? Yeah. I think you could probably win if you went for his face and fought quickly, although Gumshoe is fiercely protective of people he cares about and would probably cut a bitch if you insulted Edgeworth. But also what did poor Gumshoe do to deserve this?? Why do you feel the need to fight him he will probably use a year’s paycheck to cover his medical expenses???
Larry Butz who wins: you
Yeah you’ll win but at what cost??? Why do you feel the need to do this???
Wendy Oldbag who wins: hopefully you
Don’t fight Oldbag unless you are certain you can win–then PLEASE fight Oldbag I’m sorry but she just needs to stop
Manfred von Karma who wins: r u fo real
No move is too dirty for von Karma; his attacks range from whipping out a taser to fabricating evidence to frame you of murder. You won’t win this one, buddy.
Marvin Grossbergwho wins:probably you
While he’s got a lot “cushion” to take some damage, just steal his glasses because you can bet your bottom dollar that he is batshit blind without them and then punch him in the nose–he won’t see that coming!! (I am literally trash)
Winston Payne who wins:definitely you
There is like a 95% chance you will win this fight, and honestly fight Winston Payne. He needs to be forcefully pushed off his high horse for frick’s sake he basically has the word pain in his name please do it do it for me
Pearl Fey who wins: N O
what the FUCK is wrong with you go reevaluate your life choices you piece of garbage
Franziska von Karma who wins: probably her
Yeah, I know most of you think that she could probably hand anyone’s ass back to them howeVER if you can catch her whip somehow you can definitely absolutely stand a chance. The sheer shock of losing her most powerful weapon will give you a pretty big opening, so I think winning is possible against Franziska. I still don’t recommend it, though.
Morgan Feywho wins: Morgan
As much as I want you to punch Morgan Fey in the face, don’t. You may win the battle but you will probably never, ever win the war she will plot the most convoluted revenge plot imaginable so frickin watch yourself around Morgan don’t fight her it’s for your own good
Matt Engardewho wins: you
PUNCH THIS FUCKER RIGHT IN THE FRICKIN FACE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR P L E A S E
Dahlia Hawthorne who wins:she literally almost killed someone even though she was DEAD do you actually think this is a good idea??
Do you KNOW who Dahlia Hawthorne is? You’re not going to win a fight–she’ll bite, scratch, pinch, scream in your face or piss on you if that’s what it takes for her to win.
Godot:who do you frickin think dipshit
If you’re thinking to yourself, “wow I really want to fight Godot!!!” then you should definitely fight Godot so that he can wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth I will not be coming to your funeral son
Charleywho wins: haha loser you’re fighting a plant
I'm officially dead. That CBGK report video... I have no words. Shoutarouuuuuuuu (I'm sending you a lot of asks recently, hope i'm not being annoying ^^;)
YES. I KNOW RIGHT.
same here.. goodness, I honestly don’t know what to say, like there’s too much to say but it has come to the point you just lose all of it, making your brain kinda unable to process properly anymore
but ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS YOUR HEART POUNDING and YOUR INNER SELF SCREAMING LOUDLY LIKE AS IF YOU’RE IN AN OPERA!
look at that FACE!
I LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY TIMES I DIED AT JUST THIS VID
HE LET HER GO JUST TO POSE AGAIN. GOODNESS I CAN’T TAKE THIS OMG
seriously THIS GUY
THE WAY HE “HMPH” AT HER GOODNESS
AND WHEN HE SCREAMED AT THIS SCENE
I DIED AGAIN AND AGAIN
GOODNESS MEGANE-SHOUTAROU IS A TOTAL BLESS.
OTHER THAN THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, THE SCREENSHOTS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING I THINK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
OK I know I’m on fire, especially with the amount of POSTS I DID, I am so sorry for the spams.
also don’t worry about always sending me messages because honestly, every time you message me, it made my day! <3 as it also makes me feel encourage! <3 thank you for all the messages <3 :3 and really! DON’T EVER feel like you’re being annoying! I love talking and I love when someone wants to talk to me , it made me feel really loved <3 :3
<3 <3 <3 <3 Hearts for you and Shoutarou hahahahahahaha~
Guys, I still can’t fucking believe that Marvel killed my sassy speed-runner! How could they kill of Pietro Maximoff so heartlessly!? Pietro was an astounding character, even if he had a little bit less screen time than the others! Not only was he extremely attractive, but he was a very loyal, sassy, quick-witted, and challenging character. Not only in the movie, but in the comics as well. I still miss him even though it’s been like a year since he was violently murdered! I think Pietro Maximoff should still be alive. :(
Just look at that smug little face! And his accent? Don’t get me started. There is a story behind his eyes, even if it’s not the happiest one.
And the subtle relationship thing with Clint? Adorable.
Not to mention him and Wanda! I’ve never seen two siblings so close before! And now Wanda’s all alone because they fucking killed her twin!!
Pietro’s death was something tot cry about. But now I’m just pissed. It wasnt that the movie wasn’t good! It was, and Pietro’s death made it all the better, it was tragic. I just wish that somehow, he was magically alive.
Well, Marvel just has a tendency to break your heart.
Look at this little shit. That’s an “I told you so” look if I’ve ever seen one.
That look tells me that he and Cas have talked about his relationship with the Impala. It’s now my head canon that he and Cas have had many discussions about her.
Cas didn’t used to understand Dean’s connection to a car. It’s just a car, he would tell Dean. It’s an inanimate object that serves a simple purpose and there are millions of them around. But I bet he sat shotgun as Dean rattled off facts about her speed, size, and power while Cas sat patiently listening (and not really caring) but just happy to be spending time with Dean. I bet Dean told Cas what a chick-magnet his car is (just look at that smug face). And I bet he told Cas stories about her, how many times she saved their lives, how many times he has had to clean blood and monster goo out of her seats, how many nights she was their only roof. And you know Cas read everyone one of Chuck’s books so he finally got it when he read Swan Song.
So when Dean looks back at Cas with that look that conveys that they’ve talked about this, I just love tiny bits of silent communication between Dean and Cas that remind us how much more there is to their relationship that just what we see.
alternative theory here: kunikida is taking his ribbon off to throw down. he’s gonna strangle dazai with it bc they’re about to go on stage and dazai lost his damn hat (just look at his smug face he’s so proud), and having one of them without their hat is not ideal. kenji is contemplating if he should get rid of his hat too for it to make more sense, while atsushi looks on in uncomfortable confusion. ranpo is ranpo
Will Niall ever be on the bottom of the pyramid? Or do the boys find the mere idea of their baby struggling to support their weight just unthinkable? Overprotective bastards.
no never do you think those noodle arms and bum knee could possibly hold the base down?? do you think the thought even crosses their minds that they’d ever expect /niall/ to support /their weight/?? do you think they’d chance anything happening to him should the pyramid collapse and he’d be crushed under their bodies??? DOES NOT COMPUTE. THE GUILT WOULD EAT THEM ALIVE. it’s bad enough when he tumbles from the top!! when they have to relinquish that control and rely on niall holding himself up and still try to help him as much as they can, LOOK AT LOUIS CLUTCHING ONTO HIM
RATHER GIVE ANY BIT OF EXTRA ASSISTANCE AND CHANCE THAT NIALL MIGHT TAKE THEM BOTH DOWN MAYBE LOUIS CAN CUSHION NIALL’S FALL WITH HIS BODY!!
you know this is how they’d prefer it, all hands on deck, supporting 100% of niall’s weight, cradling his knee, checking his face to make sure there’s not the tiniest least bit of discomfort, THIS IS 1D WITH NIALL WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HERE THEY WOULD KILL A MAN OF COURSE THEY’RE OVERPROTECTIVE BASTARDS AND NIALL EATS IT ALL UP HE WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY JUST LOOK AT THAT SMUG SERENE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!