just-jealous

Shit Slytherin Says: #28
  • Gryffindor:"You're just jealous of me!"
  • Slytherin:"Me jealous of you? Bless you and your little delusional heart."

anonymous asked:

Asking for a friend why are white girls so annoying? They've caused me more pain than even white boys and they still call my brown ass ugly cuz I don't have skinny eyebrows and a skinny nose? Who's gonna tell white girls how ugly they are

im so over white girls tbh like im 100% over white people today n their stupid shit like also skinny eyebrows r ugly n being brown is beautiful n u are beautiful so dont sweat it angel, they probably just some ugly jealous bitches who look like glue

stormtrpo  asked:

Please don't mind these disrespectful and negatively stupid anons, they're just really insecure. If people insult you for no absolute reason, just remember that they're just jealous of the life you have. So yeah fuck them! You go do your thing, girl! Be proud of you and who you are! Fuck that guy who groped you I'll find him and kill that perverted bastard.

I dont understand that anon since as i said i doubt hes even met me so trying to make me feel bad about my body was so low of him ,ill keep my head up high though!its really not worth the hurt

Don't you know you stop the room?

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by wwwinteriscoming

“I’m not mad, because you like Tater. I’m just.. Jealous. Because I’m strong, too. Hell, I could pick up Parse one handed, too, definitely if he came after Chowder.. And, like, I get that I’m not.. I’m not a fabulous NHL player and whatnot, but like.. If you crush on Gabe Landeskog of all people, why not crush on your very own, watered down, easily accessible Adam Birkholtz?”

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anonymous asked:

ritsu x shou??

boy i love this ship
so 
here we go

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

probably shou bc ritsu is just good at fucking everything…

  • likes to watch reality tv

shou again. he forces ritsu to watch with him and and they end up cuddling on the couch every time

  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

i’m pretty sure they would both keep their fucking pants but let’s say shou again i guess

  • is the jealous / protective one

tbh i think they would trust each others enough and not be very jealous and they know that they’re both powerful so just. check the other to be sure he’s okay. none of them are over-protecting

shou mught just be a bit jealous that ritsu loves his brother so much

  • goes all out on the holidays

shou will probably try and get ritsu to help him but it rarely works

  • cries over books

ritsu. he hides it tho and shou’s like “wtf why are u crying” and ritsu like “I’M NOT CRYING” as tears stream down his face like fucking niagara falls

  • is terrible with kids

ritsu (he probably would kick a kid if he’s too annoying)

  • drinks too much caffeine

i see ritsu as more of a tea person and i don’t think giving coffee to shou would be a good idea

  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

both of them. ritsu because he’s dead inside and needs more sleep and shou because he’s a lazy little shit.

  • never wears matching socks

shou “too lazy to find matchin socks” suzuki

  • punches a tree when they’re angry

both of them tbh

  • gets scared by the toaster

probably shou idk

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It can’t protect, it only destroys.