just-do-me

Apparently, after my Army docs threatened me with behavioral health because they thought I had top surgery to try to “purposefully disfigure” myself, they called my surgeon and tried to convince her staff that I was “mutilating” myself.

Now I just have to decide exactly how I wish to proceed…. :)

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Excuse my face ✌

So I’ve been tagged to do the following ages ago

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anonymous asked:

RFA + V + Saeran, reaction to an MC with very intimidating parents, and theyre meeting them by spending a whole day with them? Like, their professions or previous knowledge are definitely good enough to know how to commit the perfect murder, and since MC is their only child they're a little over-protective. They try to intimidate all night until it's time for them to leave, where they suddenly get all cheery and approve of the relationship? Srry it's so specific lol

Don’t worry! Its kind of better when its more specific actually ^_^ 

(sorry if this is kind of long)

Zen:

  • He was ready™ for the day you were going to spend with your parents
  • He had everything planned out: they were going to arrive early in the afternoon, as planned, and he was going to be as polite and gentlemanly as possible. Pulling out the chairs for them, pouring them the wine, the whole thing. 
  • What he had NOT planned though, was how to react when your parents were so intimidating and judging. He was used to people fawning over him and loving him, so he was very nervous when your parents seemed to judge his every move
  • He tried to hide how intimidated he was with his °˖✧natural charm✧˖° and confidence, but it was getting pretty hard when your parents eyed him so suspiciously and basically mentally stepped on him
  • By dinnertime, he was getting tired from keeping up the pleasant attitude while your parents only replied with judgement. Still, he smiled at them and tried to be as calm as possible
  • Your father however, kept talking about how if he dared to hurt their only child, he would have to face the consequences
  • This, of course, terrified Zen. Were they actually past assassins or something? It honestly wouldn’t even surprise him at this point
  • When the day was almost over, and it was time for your parents to leave, he was exhausted. He was about to lose hope, thinking your parents would never accept him, when what he though to be a miracle happened
  • Your parents both genuinely smiled, and your mother took his hand while telling him to be true, before wishing you luck on your relationship
  • He was stunned, but he grinned and waved at them as they left
  • “I think they liked me”

Yoosung:

  • He was already nervous to meet your parents, but you had still agreed to invite them over for dinner
  • It wasn’t anything fancy, but he still wanted to do his best to impress your parents
  • When they arrived he had everything prepared, but he was still a nervous wreck. You just smiled apologetically at him, knowing how your parents could be with things like this
  • As soon as they locked eyes with him, you could feel the tension in the room grow by the second.
  • He awkwardly started to initiate some small-talk, but everything he started talking about just became threats and warnings from your parents about how if he dared to hurt you, they would make sure he could never hurt anybody ever again. He tightly took ahold of your hand, and looked at you with tears forming in his eyes
  • At this point he was terrified, and he started mumbling incoherently before leading then to the dinner table
  • He was no master chef, but cooking was one of the things he was proud of. He ate in silence while eyeing your parents who judged every inch of the plate they were served
  • As the hours went by, it was time for them to leave. He politely followed them to the doorstep, still holding your hand tightly.
  • Your parents then looked him in the eyes and smiled. They told him he seemed like a responsible young man, and they looked forward to seeing their relationship bloom
  • He gave you a tight hug after they left, and all he could do was sigh in relief 

Jumin:

  • He had arranged a very fancy evening with a three-course meal
  • He made sure his best chefs made the food, and that everything was as it should be
  • He was hardly nervous really, he knew that he had the ability to charm people if he wanted to, and he intended to be as polite as he possibly could
  • When your parents ringed the doorbell, he had to admit to himself that he was actually a little more nervous than he thought
  • He greeted them both nicely, but he recognised the judging look in their eyes as they shook his hand. His butler then lead them to the table with their already served dinner
  • Your parents couldn’t help feeling impressed, but they still maintained their intimidating aura.
  • Jumin was getting more and more nervous. Did they not like the food? Did they not like him? Did he forget something? Were they suspicious of him because he was the heir of a large company?
  • By the time the desserts had arrived, they had managed to intimidate him so much he was certain they must have been mafia-leaders or something
  • He had to convince them three times that he was not dating their child for the mere purpose of profiting his company
  • As the evening went on, the two of you followed them to their car. Jumin was still upset at the thought of your parents disliking him, as family had always been really important to him
  • He kept up his polite demeanour though, and when your parents finally gave him a smile and accepted his as “part of the family” he was shocked, to say the least. But he was mostly just happy that your parents approved of him

Seven:

  • He was scared of what your parents would think of him, since he wanted to make a good impression. Still, he decided to meet his fears, and spend the day with you and your parents  
  • He was not prepared. Nothing could prepare him
  • When he finally met your parents, he expected them to be nice and accepting (They are your parents, after all), but oh no
  • They constantly looked him straight in the eyes, and they did not exactly look ecstatic. They seemed to be analysing everything he did, and he was so scared to do something wrong
  • He hardly believes you accept him for who he is, how can he expect your parents to! Especially with the way they look at him… It was as if they knew he was afraid to be judged
  • They managed to intimidate him alright. You thought he would be more joking and chill, but he had so much respect for your parents, and he was so scared they might be against your relationship
  • The day went on like that; Your parents kept up the intimidating act, trying to scare him (smh) while he tried to be as nice and polite as he could. He couldn’t live with himself if your parents hated him, he told you
  • When it was finally time for them to leave, he thought they were going to say something against you two being together, but they just smiled
  • He was very confused. He whispered a silent “What?”, before your parents walked over to him and told him that they trusted he would take good care of you
  • He was so happy, he hugged them both while exhaling in relief. Your parents luckily just found it charming, and they waved their goodbyes before leaving

Saeran:

  • He wouldn’t admit that he was nervous, and honestly your parents could think whatever they wanted about him, and he wouldn’t really mind
  • Because of the way he grew up (for those of you who played the secret ending), he was more worried about what you think of him, and not your parents
  • You had still managed to convince him to spend the day with you and your parents, and they were to arrive that afternoon
  • When they did arrive, ten minutes early mind you, he instantly tensed up
  • Even though he said he didn’t really care about your parents opinion of him, you could see the worry in his eyes
  • Their judging look and intimidating glares did not help his worry at all. He still pretended not to care, and could probably have treated them with a bit more respect, but it was just his defence-melanism 
  • It ended up being more of a staring-competition than anything 
  • After a long evening of what seemed like just tension and awkward silences, you walked them to the door
  • They looked at Saeran, and Saeran looked at them (guys, don’t start this again)
  • Your father then sighs, and tells him
  • “Well, at least you’re not being arrogant or bad, so I guess you will take good care of our child”
  • He was so shocked and confused. He just stood there in silence before mouthing “really?” , and you could all see the hope in his eyes
  • After they left, he was so tired that he just lied down on the couch before he started smiling like an idiot
  • “They don’t hate me”

V:

  • He was prepared to have a pleasant day with your parents, and he was feeling pretty confident
  • That is, before your parents actually arrived
  • He opened the door to greet them, and told them to follow him inside. He started some innocent small-talking, but he noticed the condescending looks your parents gave him. He decided to ignore it though, as he didn’t want to seem disrespectful on front of your parents 
  • He kept trying to be polite, but they were making it difficult for him
  • Their judging stares had already intimidated him, and his confidence was now long-gone
  • They started making comments about how he had better take good care of you, and he had to reassure them several times that he did, and he would do anything to protect you. At that your parents found it hard to keep being intimidating to this poor sweet man
  • He had to hold you hand as your parent kept talking to him about everything from respect to consequences 
  • He was legitimately scared of what your parents might do to him
  • At the end of the day, they had to go home. V and you walked with them all the way to their car, and your parent both looked at each other before nodding and walking over to V
  • They both embraced him in a big hug, ad they told him that he seems perfectly capable of taking care of you, and they both trusted him with your well-being
  • He was so surprised that he didn’t say anything at the time being, but once they left he teared up and hugged you tight
  • “I’m so happy MC!”

(Also, sorry for the wait on this ^-^;) 

"What do you want for Christmas?"

Me: “Money.”

“Nooooo that’s not a thoughtful gift! Choose an actual THING 😊”

Me: “M-O-N-E-Y”

Money for a new tattoo.
Money for new clothes.
Money for some new weave.
Money for a new PS4 game.
Money for some Converses.
Money for some gas and an oil change.
Money for that one pop-up bill every month.
Money for some jewelry.
Money for some Chinese food.
MONEY.
I’M AN ADULT, SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CASH AND CALL IT A DAMN DAY.

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my therapist is interesting cos each time i try to vent she’s like “ok but. does that matter in this moment right now” like…. i guess not nancy….

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happy birthday to my baby boy, Yoda, whos always there for emotional support when im stressing about deadlines and trying to write cool shit

hey is it okay that im not taking chemistry next semester (or majoring in it) even though my professor said she wants me to continue?

@actingwithportals
All Wheatley wants is to be loved…
 Wheetmann started as a meme and now, well were here, so man enjoy this you memes. 

I really don’t get LGBTQ+ people who are prejudiced with one another, like lesbian/gay who are biphobic or bisexual who are transphobic and don’t even get me started on the ace discourse.
This doesn’t make sense!!!??!?