anonymous asked:

I'm having way too much fun with these! The Seven react to waking up to a pounding headache, a worrying number of empty bottles, no memory of the last twelve hours, and a stranger saying they got married?

Sam Chisolm: Through the headache, Sam tries to assess the situation and figure out if what he’s being told is true. He doubts it, but since he can’t remember anything he has a hard time fighting what his apparent new spouse is saying. When he finally pulls himself together, Sam apologizes and asks if they can get a divorce, despite how big of a pain the process is for them. As much as Sam respects marriage, he doesn’t feel as though he should be part of a marriage built on false terms. He also makes sure to watch how much he drinks after that.

Joshua Faraday: Just another day in the life of Joshua Faraday, really. His first priority upon waking up is a hangover cure, and it takes the stranger quite some time to get Faraday’s attention and reassert that they’re married now to which Faraday laughs. He waves off the stranger with confidence that they’ll go get a divorce when his head stops splitting, and whether or not the stranger agrees is of no consequence to him. Faraday is going to get a divorce and then skip town with or without his spouse’s approval.

Vasquez: Vasquez bails, as soon as possible. Throbbing head aside, and not really knowing where he’s at or how he got there, Vasquez leaves. He dismisses the stranger’s claims as lies, especially considering that Vasquez is a wanted outlaw and no preacher in their right mind would allow him to get married, and gathers his things and gets the hell out of dodge.

Goodnight Robicheaux: As much as Goody is a gentleman, the headache and the memory loss impairs his judgement and temperament a bit and he’s more on edge than usual. He snaps a bit at his new spouse, arguing that they can’t have been married. He resists and argues, because frankly Goody doesn’t feel it’s fair to the other person to have been drunkenly married to him without knowing what he’s like. When he’s more calm, and the headache has eased, they sit down and discuss their future and Goody advocates for and eventually gets them to agree to a divorce. Following the divorce, Goody finds Billy and they skip town together.

Billy Rocks: Despite the headache and the blank spots in his memory, Billy is apathetic as always as he assesses the situation. He truthfully cannot tell whether or not the stranger is lying, and he asks if they would be willing to get a divorce. Billy doesn’t particularly want to be married to someone he has no memory of meeting, and he hopes the stranger shares the sentiment. When the divorce is in order, Billy finds Goody to try and figure out what happened the night before while they complete their business in the town.

Jack Horne: Jack is alarmed, but he accepts what he’s being told. He gulps down some water to try and combat the headache, not being one to get blackout drunk and so he doesn’t have hangover cures, and he sits down with his apparent spouse and discusses where they should go from there. He’s not one for divorce, preferring to ride out the commitment no matter what. He and his spouse have to adjust to their new life together, and as uncomfortable as Jack is with this new person in his life, he’s willing to try. And he also refuses to drink beyond lightly tipsy after that experience.

Red Harvest: Red Harvest is confused. As he works through his headache, he tries to interrogate his apparent spouse, asking what he receives from them and what the benefits to their union are. When it becomes apparent that their wedding was a religious ceremony, Red Harvest immediately seeks to annul that because he’s not Christian despite the White Man’s attempt to make him such. When the divorce is final, he doesn’t immediately flee town. Instead, he gets his things in order and finds the others he was with before they make a break for it.


Happy 40th birthday, Benedict Cumberbatch! (July 19, 1976)


happy birthday yuri! #HappyYulyulkDay

min yoongi probably.....
  • Seokjin: *comes home*
  • Yoongi: *walking around the dorm waving around a cross* OUTTA THIS HOUSE I AIN'T HAVIN NO DEMONS HERE TODAY
  • Seokjin:
  • Seokjin: namjoon
  • Namjoon: yeah?
  • Seokjin: what happened while i was gone
  • Namjoon: taehyung came back with a new pair of converse and yoongi flipped out, burned them, and said he could still feel their dark energy
  • Seokjin: dammit not again

Dance more. Smile all the time. Tell lots of jokes. “Enjoy yourself” probably would be the key. Don’t let things get you down. Don’t let people get you down.

Happy Birthday Gabi! I love you to bits you cutie patootie *squishes your face* enjoy your big day ♥


dave: were you gonna grab it by the top
john: no
john: yes
dave: ive been on youtube before bro… maybe try something like………. original


Happy 35th birthday, Tegan and Sara!