just-a-flesh-wound

I’ll be forever laughing at this because of how Peter just leans back and tosses the papers aside like “it’s no big deal, it’s just an axe in the chest, I’ve had far worse, literally, I’ve literally had worse, no need to panic, dear nephew, I’ve literally died once, this is just a flesh wound, merely a scratch, be a darling and get me some ice, Derek”

Look there are a lot of defining moments in Gravity Falls but I think the most defining one was when the exact clone of Dipper was literally dying and said, “Oh boy. Don’t look now. It’s okay, dude. I had a good run.” and honestly, I think that says everything we need to know about Dipper’s personality and I invite you to imagine what would have happened if the real Dipper had actually gotten hurt in the show.