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Sherlock Holmes on Elementary is definitely a jerk. But he’s also a good person with a deep sense of empathy. Let’s explore how Elementary fits into the legacy of Holmes Adaptions, and how the character is depicted in these complex, contradictory ways.

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After the concert- Pt 1  - Shannon Leto imagine.

Dedicated to: @iridescxntsolitude Thank you for giving me this idea.

Authors note: So, the actual concert was amazing. I couldn’t have enjoyed myself anymore even if I tried. I didn’t get to meet them because I am poor af. But one day. Plus none of this actually happened lol, but man I wish it did. This is also my first fic with a name in. It is a made-up name that @iridescxntsolitude and I have decided to use 💖 Also this is set in London. 

I haven’t proofread this as I’ve just finished and want to go to sleep lol. I’ll look in the morning. 

I just wanted to say as well, this would have been out sooner if it was for the 12 power cuts we had from Friday to Saturday. So sorry guys. x x 

Warning: NSFW image and SMUT. 

Word count: 1,769.

After the concert. Part 1. 

‘Here we go’ I thought to myself as I walked through the doors of the arena. I found my way to the V.I.P’s door with my best friend, Rose.  We walked through and were shown the merchandise room and all they had to offer us. We had nothing else to do while we waited for the boys, so we got in the queue. I wanted something, anything. I tried to spend all my time in the line thinking about what I wanted and there was just so much to choose from. Hats, T-shirts, keychains, etc. When I got to the front I panicked and asked for the giant thing that was hanging on the wall. The cashier looked at me a little confused. “The flag?” he asked. “Um, Yes. I want that” I replied. I paid for it and found somewhere to stand while we waited. We sat in the stands to the left of the stage. I looked around the gigantic room in awe of the size. To be honest I felt a little nervous for them. This arena easily could easily be filled with 30,000 people. I’d be so nervous if it was me performing. Thank goodness I didn’t have to. We waited for about 10 minutes for everyone else to filter in. Once everyone was in they were asked to take a seat to the left of the stage too. Jared and Shannon didn’t keep us waiting that long. I was talking to Rose for a bit, just about how excited I was and we didn’t even notice them come out it was only because everyone else was silent. Rose and I sat nearer the left side of the seats and we were in the second row. Jared and Shannon perched on the front of the table they were meant to be sat behind. Shan to the left and Jared to the right. They both scanned the crowd of the M&G to see all the faces joining them. I looked up just as Shannon got to me. Our eyes locked and he smiled and winked. My gaze fell as I felt my cheeks flush. Jared started warming up our little crowd. Then asked if we had any questions. Some Woman to the far right of the seats asked about the lists. He told us why he’d chosen to do that and whos creative idea it was. Then he mentioned that he memorized the sex positions list. 

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anonymous asked:

<1-10>I took it upon myself to listen to 1989 and try to figure wtf happened in this relationship with Harry and from the songs on the album that I've gathered about him, I've also spied on some Taylor blogs to rule out which are def not him, I've come to the conclusion that Style, Out of the Woods, I Wish You Would, All You Had to do was Stay, How You Get The Girl, in pretty sure This Love, I Know Places, Clean, and Wonderland.

since there’s 10 parts and a couple of other asks to this, i’m putting it under a real more, but let me tell y’all… holy shit

also @anon… pls i welcome you back anytime

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lettadalokislayter  asked:

During the 1950s, husbands were generally not allowed in the delivery room. How would the Companions react, waiting on the Sole Survivor? (Can be male or female, maybe include Shaun if you want to. The poor synth kid loves his parent.)

Cait: If you think there’s a doctor out there that could keep Cait out of the delivery room you’re dead wrong. She called that doctor every name she could lay her tongue to.  Through her grunts of pain, Sole interjected before there was a fight and Cait stalked past the doctor to hold Sole’s hand tightly. She eyes the doctor like a miffed deathclaw all the way through the birth.

Codsworth: “Excuse me doctor but could I not be of some use?” Codsworth was there when Sole went into labour with Shaun. He’s so excited to have a baby to look after again after all this time. Sole pleads with the doctor but Codsworth ends up hovering outside anxiously, asking questions through the door. The cry of the baby is music to his auditory receivers.

Curie: Some would say Sole was charming, but she has nothing on the persuasive powers of the doe eyed scientist. Curie needs to observe this, and she talks the doctor into not only allowing her into the room with Sole but into helping with the birth. She records vocal notes until Sole threatens to break her recorder after a gruesome description of the crown of the head erupting. Curie feels a little sad that she can’t go through this experience herself…that is until she witnesses the shoulders coming out, then she’s fine again.

Danse: He doesn’t argue with the doctor but he gazes at Sole like a scared puppy as the door closes. Every noise of pain and muffled word through that door has him jumping for the handle; and at a particularly awful screech he rips that door wide open. Sole is drenched in sweat but ridiculously she flushes with embarrassment.

“Get out or I will break your nose I swear to god,” she yells at him.

He panics and in his jittery attempt to escape quickly he knocks over several trays of surgical equipment.

Deacon: Doc Carrington placed a soothing hand on her shoulder as Sole laid back on the bed. When he moves to between her legs and blows air out his cheeks before whistling, “Right. How hard can this be?” she’s instantly suspicious. Her suspicions are confirmed when another, angrier looking Carrington strides in.

After a heated argument all while Sole tries to regulate her breathing and get their attention, the real doctor grabs the imposter by the scruff of his neck, “Out!”

Deacon shrugs and settles in for the long and anxious wait, it was worth a try.

Dogmeat: Is not happy. Not at all. He scratches at the door desperately, whining and barking. Why would the woman in white lock him out when his person is in pain?! He’s going to bite that woman in white as soon as he gets to her. At least his humans favourite other human is there to scratch his ears and try to soothe him.

Hancock: He doesn’t like this at all. He begged and threatened but Amari was having none of it. So he waits outside the room, leaning against the wall and chain smoking. People keep drifting in and out, desperately wanting to know what’s happening with Sole. He’s grateful for a radstorm starting and drawing everyone outside to enjoy the rush. Hancock tries popping his head around the door but when he gets two very angry women screaming at him to leave at the peril of his limbs he quickly whips back out.

Maccready:  He was there with Lucy when Duncan was born and he damn well won’t be leaving Sole when she gives birth. So after storming into the doctors office and putting up a serious argument… he settles into his uncomfortable chair outside the office with a scowl and a lot of muttered curses he forgets to correct. He remembers what it was like in that kind of room with Lucy as she huffed and cried out in pain. A smile creeps onto his face as he remembers her threatening to force feed him his own balls. Maybe it isn’t such a bad thing that he’s not in there.  

Maxson: He paces like a wild animal, stopping to puff on a cigarette every so often. Sole wasn’t fazed by him not being in there with her, apparently that’s how it was in her day. Cade did a pretty good job of not looking scared to order the Elder out of the office. Arthur’s fists clench when he hears her cry out in pain, cracking his knuckles in the process. He growls at an initiate to go and get him a whiskey and then a Knight makes the mistake of trying to ask him a question.

“Knight I will pitch you off the flight deck. Do not speak to me until that baby is born.”

He runs his hands through his hair until it’s completely out of its usual slicked back style, falling wildly in his eyes.

Nick: He’s pretty calm about the whole thing, other than smoking a little more heavily than usual. Nick trusts Dr Sun to get things right, especially after he threatened the irritable doctor with his life if anything bad happened to Sole. The noises of pain that drift from her through the shack walls however have him tensing and drawing more deeply on his cigarette.

Piper: She doesn’t want to be in that room, not with everything she’s heard about child birth. It sounds gross and painful and honestly if she’s gonna go through it at any point she wants to be completely surprised by her experience, not prepared in a baptism of fire. Her time outside the doctors office is horrible though, the sounds of Sole in pain make her heart hurt and she starts to wish she was there to hold her hand. Eventually she’s knocking on the door and trying to talk the doctor into letting her in.

Preston: When a kid came running down to where he was patrolling the wall shouting that Sole had gone into labour. He almost dropped his laser musket, rushing to the doctors office. Sole was doing some breathing exercises she’d learned when Shaun was born, and he rushed to hold her hand. The Doctor then blustered back in asking questions. As soon as she noticed Preston he was ushered out. Sole had talked about this before, how her husband wasn’t allowed in the room when she gave birth to Shaun, but it wasn’t something he’d thought about happening. However, he wasn’t the type to argue with a mean faced wasteland doctor lady. So he sat anxiously, fiddling with his hat in his lap trying not to think about the sounds coming out of that room.

Shaun: He’s scared by all the noises coming out of the room his mom is in, and buries his face in Dogmeat’s fur when she lets out a weird grunt.

“Master Shaun, your mother will be fine,” an excited Codsworth hovers near him.

His new Mom/Dad is there and he goes to sit next to them, Dogmeat following and putting his head on his lap. They ruffle his hair and start to talk to him about all the cool things about being a big brother. It takes his mind off things and he actually starts getting excited. When the doctor opens the door and asks him to come in he’s over by the bed in a shot to meet his new little brother or sister.

Strong: Strong doesn’t understand why the puny human is in a room that he can’t go into, and he definitely doesn’t like hearing them in pain.

“Puny human make lots of noise.” He complains to the rest of the companions, pacing outside the room while she finally gives birth to an even tinier human.

Because she was pregnant there wasn’t much fighting going on in the last few months, especially with him lumbering around her like a giant overprotective mother hen. When he actually meets the new baby he turns to the new parents.

“Strong wear armour made from spine of anyone who hurt tiny human.”

X6-88: He stares down at the doctor with a carefully schooled emotionless expression, “I’m not leaving.”

The Institute Doctor argues that it is standard procedure but X6 turns to Sole, “You are the director, you can change standard procedure.”

She blows her sweaty hair out of her eyes and growls, “Just. Get. Out.”

In his shock he allows the doctor to bundle him out of the office and slam the door in his face. So he stalks the corridor like a jaguar, frightening scientists who dare to walk past or ask about Sole’s condition.

anonymous asked:

Can you do elucien headcannons?

YES FRIEND. ALWAYS. ALWAYS WITH THE ELUCIEN.  You didn’t specify what kind of headcanons so I’m just going to give you a little bit of everything.

·  While they’re separated and once she gets over some of the shock of what happened to her Elain asks the Inner Circle (largely Az to begin with) about Lucien and about the mating bond because she wants to understand.
Conversely Lucien asks Feyre very little about Elain to begin with – he wants to, more than anything he wants to, but he’s had those he wished he could protect used against him as a weapon before; he has no intention of letting that happen again and overall the poor boy is just very conflicted about how he feels and what he wants.

·  Shared dreams are a big thing between the two of them; not just literal dreams but they share memories through dreams as well. The bond opens up wide while they’re asleep and they learn about each other before they ever meet each other through it.
Elain is a bit confused by it and asks Rhys what the heck is going on; he very patiently explains and she becomes quite upset when she realises a lot of the things she’s seen from him are real. Lucien tries to fight it initially but can’t…And Elain’s dreams are inevitably nicer than his own nightmares. He starts getting used to them and guiltily accepting them and being so thankful for the respite she offers him.

·  When they do meet it doesn’t take them long to fall for each other and accept the mating bond. I’m giving them a month tops. They just work. And they fall for each other so fast it kind of scares them both but neither of them can help it.

·  Someone (usually Feyre but I’m also partial to a curveball Nesta) has to give Lucien’s idiotic ginger ass a shove in the right direction before he’ll go and talk to her to enable them to fall for each other though.

·  Before they fall for each other/during that flirting stage Elain is her adorable little self and blushes so much it’s like she’s got permanent sunburn. But Lucien really isn’t much better so they make a nice pair. Lucien may be a silver tongued, smooth-talking, charming bastard with all the ladies and men except Elain. Elain he actually blushes in front of. And stutters. (Feyre nearly faints in shock the first time she sees this) But through a combination of flowers, attentive listening and warm smiles they are successfully wooed.

NOW WE CAN DO THE FUN DOMESTIC SHIT I LIVE FOR. EXCELLENT.

·  They hold hands constantly. When they’re walking together; underneath the dinner table; when Lucien starts forwards to say something completely idiotic that’s going to cause someone to remove more body parts; when they’re snuggled up together in bed.Constantly.

·  On the physical contact thing when they sit down together Elain invariably ends up with her head resting against Lucien’s shoulder (where she inevitably falls asleep curled up beside him) Lucien thinks it’s precious and will hiss at anyone who dares wake her.

·  Sleeping wise I think Lucien is such a messy sleeper. Elain tends to curl into a little ball. So when they’re together what inevitably happens is Lucien falls asleep with his head somewhere between her chest and stomach, his arms thrown around her and she sort of wraps herself around him and absorbs him into her little ball. They inevitably wake up like a pair of cats pressed up together and it’s difficult to tell who’s limbs belong to whom and how can that possibly be comfortable.

·  Elain is incredibly gentle with Lucien and very, very sensitive to his emotions. He’s gotten good at hiding them over the years what with one thing and another. But with the fact that she, you know, actually cares about him, and the bond between them she can always sense little shifts in him that no-one else would and does her best to help and support him and coax him to open up to her.
She never tries to force him to though. It takes him time to be ready to open up to her and she accepts that. Lucien I think has a lot of boundaries and a lot of issues, which is not at all surprising with his past. But she’s incredibly patient and  she lets him know that she’s there for him and that he can open up to her if he needs to/when he’s ready. Which is huge for Lucien and important to me)

·  When the mating bond snaps into place Elain is the worst with the territorial Fae bullshit. Lucien I think is actually pretty laid back about it. (Lucien is pretty laid back on the aggressive territorial Fae male thing in general, this is pretty canon) She gets a few extra touches from him, the protective hand on her hip, drawing her closer, he’s probably a bit more open with the PDA just after it snaps into place but they’re fairly minor things.
Elain is the one that actually full out snarls at people if they look at him in the wrong way. And Mother and Cauldron both save them if they dare say anything scathing or nasty to him just after they’ve accepted the bond.

·  Protective!Elain is a pretty general thing I think. Elain is Molly Weasley. The sweetest woman in the whole wide world but you do not fuck with her or hers if you want to live.
Like I have a very clearly defined scene where, before they’re mated, and before they really know each other, like they’ve done the cute flirty thing but they haven’t fallen for each other yet, someone snaps at Lucien and he absorbs it (probably with a smirk because this is what Lucien does). But Elain just sort of rounds on them and growls for them not to talk to him like that….To the general amazement of everyone present and the complete and utter awe of Lucien himself.

·   Lucien spends a lot of time in awe of Elain in general. Centuries on he still hasn’t quite managed to get his head around what a damn wonder his lady is. (he likely never will)

·  Elain is very good at grounding Lucien when he has nightmares. The first few times it happens he lurches away from her and finds somewhere he can be alone and just deal with it himself and he’s very apologetic for waking her/potentially upsetting her.
She’s very patient with him and doesn’t push him to talk, at first she just pads after him and wraps him in a blanket and runs her fingers lightly through his hair before she leaves him again (even though it kills her to do so; it’s what he needs). Then she starts bringing him nice, hot, calming drinks which help a lot. Then she sits beside him and they both nestle under his blanket and have tea together until he feels better and she leads him quietly back to bed.
Gradually, he stops instinctively bolting away from her to try and protect her from those horrors and instead buries his face against her body, his breathing ragged and lets her hold him and gently rub his back and soothe him and stay there with him through it. She usually wakes up before he does when he has nightmares and is waiting to fold him into her arms and anchor him the moment he manages to escape.

·  Lucien loves helping Elain in the garden (he used to do similar things with his mother at the Autumn Court and he knows quite a bit about the native plants to Elain’s delight) It’s just a nice way to spend time together and he lives for the way she just lights up and how she smiles when she’s doing something that makes her so happy.

·  If he’s not directly helping her in the garden then he’s fussing. You forgot your giant floppy hat here I brought it to you. Have water, you’ve been out here for like twenty whole minutes without any so I brought that to you too. Elain put some oil on your skin, you’e going to burn. I don’t care if your hands are filthy because you’re in the middle of repotting our apple tree, here I’ll do it for you, hold still, your pretty little nose is turning pink. Lucien is a giant red fusspot okay, he’s a very attentive partner. (Elain thinks it’s sweet though; she doesn’t mind at all.)

·  Elain is not above gently elbowing him in the ribs when he’s acting like a complete and utter pillock (which is 80% of the time let’s be honest. 95% if Cassian is in the vicinity) One Look from her and Lucien gets very “yes dear.” She doesn’t let on much (she hassense this would only encourage him) but his idiotic antics never fail to make her giggle. He’s her ridiculous ginger goofball and she loves him.

·  Picnic champions. Seriously. Like if you can’t see them sprawled out on the grass somewhere on a little tartan blanket with Elain in a pretty summer dress and Lucien in comfy loose clothes smiling as they kiss each other under the bright spring sun I don’t know what to say to you.

·   Elain loves playing with Lucien’s hair. Every time he lies down with his head in her lap (which is all the time; especially on the aforementioned picnics) and prattles away to her with his eyes closed she just runs her fingers through his long red hair and smiles at him because he’s so chilled and happy with her and she likes that.
Before she quite has a handle on her powers, (and even sometimes when she has and it’s deliberate) flowers end up twined through Lucien’s hair on these occasions. She just grows him flower crowns. Lucien is very proud of them.

· They both encourage each other magic wise in general because I feel they’re both pretty reticent about using it to begin with. But Lucien in particular is just so supportive of her and constantly pushing her and challenging her to try new things and always believing she can do more (which isn’t something limited only to magic either, he’s incredibly encouraging)

·   Horse riding together because yes. Elain loves horses and it was one of the things she missed and was saddened by most when they lost their fortune (and Lucien is a total horse person too, have you seen the love affair brewing between him and his mare? come on)  
This is a big, big thing they bond over. Lucien shows her how to ride bareback and once she finds herself in it again she’s unstoppable. They spend a lot of time in those first few weeks bonding racing each other all over the Spring Court lands, miles and miles away from everyone until they flop down together and have some alone time. This is something they maintain after they’re mated.

·  They are a political power couple. (fight me on this) Between Lucien’s silver tongued wit and knowledge of the courts, their players and all of their dirty little secrets and Elain’s sweet smile and the fact that literally no-one is capable of saying no to her. Ever. On anything. They always get their way. And if they ever tag team you they can take you for all your worth and you’ll probably end up thanking them for it.

·  They get married. Lucien didn’t mind either way but Elain really wanted to so then of course she must have the best wedding ever. It was quite a small thing, just close friends and family. Rhys officiated (who’s idea was that? It was a terrible idea. No it wasn’t, Lucien, I was excellent) Feyre and Nesta were Elain’s bridesmaids and even Nesta couldn’t stop smiling all day because of how happy Elain looked, she glowed all damn day.
Lucien totally got the stern older sister ‘if you harm her I will hunt you down’ speech before the ceremony though. Lucien, because he is an idiot and likes taking his life in his hands sometimes, smirked at Nesta upon completion of said speech. Feyre had to stop Nesta ruining the wedding by brutally murdering the groom ten minutes before the ceremony. Apart from that it went very smoothly. Elain still does not know of this incident. Nesta and Lucien have sworn each other to secrecy on it.

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·  Lucien is a tease. The worst tease in Prythian. He can’t help it if he loves the sight of her writhing, breathless beneath him and the sound of his name when she manages to whine it through her pleasure.

·  Assertive!Elain ruins Lucien on a regular basis. Somehow, no matter how long they’re together, the sound of her growling or the feel of her yanking on his hair to direct his mouth to where she wants it now is never not going to destroy him.  The woman knows what she wants and she’s not shy in asking for it. Lucien loves this.

·  Another little bit of Lucien ascends to a higher plane of being whenever Elain tops.

·  They don’t really do the whole mating frenzy thing the way Feysand did. They definitely spend like a week locked up together in a little cabin deep in the forests. But they’re much lazier and far more indulgent and more evenly paced than feysand were. They manage to avoid denting walls and shattering picture frames at any rate.

·   All the shower sex. Because just. Yes. Lucien wandering in and coming up behind his lady and taking her in his arms and he spends a good long time making her feel excellent and then she gets all washed down by him too. None of which is his fault, she’s just too damn gorgeous and he loves her and he can’t keep his hands off of her.

SMALL ONES

·  They have many small beans. They are the first to begin having small beans. They love their small beans very very very much.

·  Lucien freaks out like the world is ending when he finds out she’s pregnant for the first time. Not that it’s a bad thing it’s a really exciting, really awesome thing but he’s not entirely sure he knows how to parent or that he’ll make a good one. Elain just gets him told so she does. He’s her mate and he’s going to be a wonderful father, she’s sure (she’s right)

·  Elain so suits being pregnant. She literally glows for nine solid months. And she somehow manages to avoid like…pretty much all the negative pregnancy things? Her morning sickness is next to nothing she doesn’t really do the mood swing thing (okay there’s a month or so where she kind of bursts into tears at really random things…like passing butterflies) and she gets a few odd food cravings but apart from that they’re all very smooth.

·  Which is good because Captain Fusspot is freaking the fuck out as it is. Especially with the first one. He doesn’t become particularly territorial or possessive (though he willsnarl at anything he deems even remotely dangerous…like those passing butterflies that made her cry) But he fusses something awful.
She gets so many baths and gentle massages and made all the food and he just wants to do everything for her because like, she is producing his small ones, she is a walking miracle and must not be required to do anything else for the full time she is pregnant. Elain is incredibly patient with him.

·  Lucien nests. Every single time. Lucien nests aggressively.

·  Lucien is a nervous wreck throughout her labour. He paces so much he wears a hole right through the carpet and he flat out refuses to leave the room because fuck your traditions that’s my mate in there having my child I am not waiting outside.
She wants him with her anyway and is pretty chilled throughout. She spends most of her time telling him to stop pacing so much, it’s fine, she’s fine, everything’s going fine, it’s a natural process. Like breathing. Please keep doing that. (though when things start getting serious and a bit painful it’s Lucien get your ginger ass over here so I can crush your hand. Which he does not object to at all)

·  Elain has to gently coax him into holding the first one because oh good grief no it’s so small and so precious and so miraculous and what if I drop it and and and- Lucien, hold your daughter. Once he does that’s it, he’s never putting her down again ever.

·  Babies love Lucien, he’s like catnip to them. Whenever any of them cries it’s like here, just give them to Lucien and that’s it. They stop. It’s some sort of magic, they all swear it is (but nothing makes Elain melt quite so much as coming in from the garden and finding both Lucien and baby asleep on the rocking chair by the fire)

·  They have a fairly large brood. They swear they didn’t mean to. But they do. They love them all so much. Elain is the stern parent (Lucien is half the reason they’re in trouble in the first place and she’s generally giving him a telling off right alongside their misbehaving offspring) but she’s also the one that patches up their little injuries and encourages them to follow their passions.
Lucien is typically the one they go to when they’ve fucked shit up and need to figure out how to un-fuck it up. As a master of un-fucking up the shit that he has fucked up Lucien is inevitably very good at this.

·  They just balance each other out perfectly as parents, really. As they do in life, they have a lovely contrast about them and they sort of cover each others flaws and patch each other’s problems. If there’s something one of them isn’t good at and can’t quite handle the other is/can and vice versa. They are the ultimate team, always.  

·  They’re the most achingly domestic family ever. The two of them having lots of children running around the house just feels right. When their own ones have grown up and moved on they adopt unwanted little ones or little ones trapped in bad households. Because Lucien is not tolerating any small one growing up under the kind of conditions that he did, oh no. Nor is Elain, so they take them in and look after them. They end up with more little adopted ones than they meant to as well but it doesn’t stop them loving them all. Or taking in more.

Okay I think that’s enough for now this got long sorry nonnie.