Countries Reacting to Australia's Emu War
- England, on the phone: oh Australia, you finally picked up. I'm thinking of having diner with the fam, do you want to come- ... what is that noise??
- Australia: huh? Oh just a bunch of bloody, motherfucking Emus charging towards my direction to try and kill me the third time~
- England: ... why?
- Australia: well, long story short, they were disturbing some people and I'm currently in a war against them.
- England: ... is that gun noises??
- Australia: huh? Oh yeah, it is. I was nearly pecked to death, so this war has escalated to death con.3. Oh, by the way, I would love to come for diner! I'll bring you a couple of these bloody, shitty, motherfuckers for diner, if you want~?
- England: Australia, please!!