There was a guy who was 3 cents short for his gas. He does not have three cents, nor any cash, nor any cards. Just the $15 for his $15.03 of gas. There is nothing in either change dish, as it’s early in the day. While I’m trying to think of a solution, he pulls out a large pocket knife and says “give this to your boyfriend”. AS IF THAT IS A VIABLE SOLUTION.
(I then just tell him “forget it” and take the money he has, knowing someone would leave behind three cents eventually.) (I then have to make him take the knife back.)