just who does he think he is

There was a guy who was 3 cents short for his gas. He does not have three cents, nor any cash, nor any cards. Just the $15 for his $15.03 of gas. There is nothing in either change dish, as it’s early in the day. While I’m trying to think of a solution, he pulls out a large pocket knife and says “give this to your boyfriend”. AS IF THAT IS A VIABLE SOLUTION.

(I then just tell him “forget it” and take the money he has, knowing someone would leave behind three cents eventually.) (I then have to make him take the knife back.)

anonymous asked:

Why do you think Vader went from cutting off his son's hand to just promising him the universe? Do you think he did something so unspeakable that he just went numb and maybe it hadn't set in that he maimed his child?

Weirdly enough, I think Vader is so desensitized to violence– not only has he been maimed and dismembered himself, he’s been witnessing brutal injury since he was young, and inflicting it himself for a very long time– that cutting off Luke’s hand does not immediately strike him as horrifying or guilt-inducing. This is a man who lived with the belief that he murdered his wife and their unborn child for decades; I think he saw injuring his son as an unfortunate necessity of getting Luke under control enough to make the offer. 

Later, I think he’d primarily regret not controlling the situation well enough to avoid Luke coming to harm. Maybe he even believes that if it had gone differently, if he could have subdued Luke without hurting him, maybe Luke wouldn’t have rejected him so completely. If he had the opportunity, I think he’d apologize for it, and I think Luke’s pain and horror and disgust would haunt him. But really, he does so much worse so often, the injury itself likely doesn’t register as especially bad. 

anonymous asked:

I feel bad for Josh he seems the type to be manipulated by his friends because he's such a good person that he thinks others are too. Christmas is already all over him but she was disgusting to him all summer

Yea, he does seem like a guy who genuinely tries to see the good in people. I really just hope that he drops Paul after seeing the shit he’s said about him lmao

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i was doing a close reading assignment the other night and i started thinking about connor as an english major and then i started thinking about connor as a librarian and now im here

enjoy this and also my opinions on wuthering heights

Connor loves books.

He does, no matter what look Larry gives him whenever he locks himself in his room to read for a few hours. Larry probably thinks he’s getting high. Okay yes, sometimes he’s just getting high. But he also reads.

It’s cliche as fuck, but books are the best friends Connor’s got. They can’t hate him or judge him or abandon him. They’re just there. Plus it’s pretty morbid to sometimes think about how they’re insights to the minds of people who are dead.

So yeah, Connor likes books. He likes classics and gothic novels and young adult lit and middle grade books. He doesn’t really get book snobs, because there are shitty books in every genre. He tries to give all books a try.

Except Twilight. Zoe went through a Twilight phase. Fuck Twilight.

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anonymous asked:

#13, Okita please.

What gets them flustered

Being called out for who he really is. Sometimes he says things he shouldn’t mean but does, shows too much of his true self on an impulse. And, more often than not, Kondou doesn’t like it. Then it’s a game of backtracking, pretending he’s joking, covering up the truth with a series of increasingly more transparent lies; of course he’d never really believe something as twisted as whatever he just said. How much longer can he hold this façade together, reconcile all the contradictions? How much longer before Kondou realizes that their relationship has never been the way he thinks it is—that Souji can never be the pure-hearted successor he seeks?

All of Jealous Mess Kimberley’s thoughts

“Why the fuck is he talking to Trini?”
“Who does he think he is?”
“She’s mine”
“He knows she’s gay right?”
“My gay!”
“I love her”
“He can’t sit with us”
“Am I being subtle?”
“Do I look pissed?”
“Actually I hope I do she’s fucking mine”
“She doesn’t know it but she is- I keep trying to tell her but she just runs away”
“She’s so cute and small and so hot , how is that?”
“Actually she hasn’t told us she’s gay but I feel her vibe I wonder if she knows I’m a bisexual mess”
“Why does Jason keep fucking looking at me ugh”
“I mean I probably would kiss Jason but I can’t control my moods”
“I want to take her to Krispy Kreme”
“Maybe I’ll push her off a cliff again”
“I wonder who else has a crush on Trini?”
“Because I do!!!”
“Help me”
“Oh she wants to do this campfire shit- maybe we could sit close around the fire thats romantic like a date”
“I’m thirsty”

anonymous asked:

Niall: "Im private." Also Niall: mentions Lily is his celebrity crush, likes her instagram photos, leaves with her after his gig knowing he is being filmed. Either Niall is a liar or it's a stunt. Think what you like but I don't support artists who stunt. It's why I stopped supporting Taylor and Styles. Niall is just as dodgy as the rest of them but good on him for playing the game I guess.

lmao you are so delusional its scary if you think those things (which there were NO paps outside the venue; that was a fan that caught them so try again) solicit a “stunt”. niall is better off without someone who thinks all he does is lie and pulls stunts as his fan. good riddance! 


Allow me to translate a little part of his LINE blog yesterday.

Plus ultra!

It’s Okamoto Nobuhiko!

There many people who had already watched Origin time!

Thank you!

This time! I was moved by just reading the script.!

Even though I was touched by the story,

But to make my heart moved by the character’s feeling only,

I hardly experience this feel before!

Kacchan does not make excuses

I felt unwell. I was unlucky. I was this, I was that. If you make excuses like that, people think that life will be easier !

But he definitely does not make any excuses! And where do you think he is now?!

always at the forefront!

In other words! An unimaginable level of regret! Sadness! Emptiness! Dishonesty! Feeling anger!

Unfortunately I’m not that possession kind of person.

I’m probably the type who make the character and wear it.

Then why don’t you try wear it!? For some reason, the tears came out. I was terribly frustrated.

When I read the manga, you were always at the hero’s sight , so I thought that I’m kind not good with this character..but…

I love you! Kacchan!

By the way Kacchan often fly so I think that experience is sure make you feel alive!

Seventeen Reaction

When their girlfriend has a breakdown

Originally posted by litaeral

S.Coups: He would at first be in complete shock since yo were very happy when he left that morning so he would give you some space at first but eventually he would come around and comfort you and ask what had caused you to break down

Wonwoo: he would be the type of guy who just does nothing but listens to what was going on through your mind until you let all of your feelings out he would be very understanding that sometimes life gets really understanding and you always cant keeps it bottled up inside

Mingyu: he would be the most experienced when it comes to this situation so he would know exactly what to do at first he would be a bit broken down that you had not told him that you were under a lot of stress lately he would be the type to suggest things make it better

Vernon:  I think he knows exactly what was going on picking up something that had happened before your breakdown he would be the best in comforting you in the situation he would be quite understanding and let you just let all of your feelings out once you had spilled all of your feelings out you would both have a talk that would make things easier for the both of you when things like this happen

The8: he would at first be very sad that you had not told him anything about you being stressed and were under a lot of pressure but once he is over that he would be one of the best listeners he would always give you advice since he sometimes was under pressure himself he would let you cry, ramble or do whatever you needed to do to calm you self down  

Jun: he seems very emotionally stable person so he would be able to handle this kind of situation with a lot of confidence he would try his best in calming you down trying to hide any anxiety he had over the situation he would ask what had happened to cause this cause he would have probably picked up by now what exactly had happened

Hoshi: he seems like he wouldn’t have to ask you anything and would just come over and just hug you until you were relaxed and then would ask you what was going on to cause this  

Dino: he would be the most inexperienced in this situation but he would also want to solve the problem he would not want you feeling the way you were at all he would want to take you somewhere he could get things off your mind and you could have fun at the same time

Woozi: he seems to be the one to express things through his word but when it came to you he was always best with his actions like if you were on the living room coach he would pick you up and bring you to your shared room and make sure you got some sleep while he went back downstairs and made dinner so he really won’t have to say anything cause he knew exactly what was going on

Joshua: He is a very patient and understanding person so he would be very equipped for this kinda situation he would not encourage you to talk he would just hug you so you could let everything out until you were ready to talk

DK: he would be the most devastated of all of the members  he would be really upset with himself for not noticing anything before he would feel like a bad boyfriend he would certainly be the type to cry with his girlfriend he would be the type that would get his girlfriend a bunch of presents to make her feel better he would keep apologizing saying how sorry he is that he didn’t realize you had been so stressed lately and he would tell you to come and talk to him whenever you needed it

Seungkwan: he would be the one to panic the most in the situation he would most likely be like DK and blame himself thinking that him not always being there for you had caused all of you insecurities which had caused your break down so he most likely order some food and you would have a movie night which would calm you down

Jeonghan: He would be really understanding with along with a few emotional moments to understand exactly what had happened so he wouldn’t have to ask what was going on he would just try to calm you down and saying things like everything is going to be OK and he is always here for you when it’s needed so he would be very patient

anonymous asked:

HC for Kuroo and the v introverted ghost girl in the class who has fallen for him and can't get up -DQ

*He meets you when he performs some dumb ritual he found online in his room on Halloween. He thinks it won’t work (but has a glimmer of hope it will bc??? seeing a ghost would be kinda cool??) but JOKES ON HIM IT DOES
*So he’s really scared at first and is like “OH SHIT MOMS GONNA KICK MY ASS FOR SUMMONING A FUCKING EVIL POLTERGEIST” but you’re surprisingly cool? And then he calms down, and then things are just awkward (bc he’s so scared) but you start having a conversation so at least things are starting to look good. Then you guys become friends (he sticks his hand thru u all the time and is like “lol it just phases thru” please eat his soul)
*He actually is 83837392 times more terrified than the day he met you once he realizes he starts falling for you. He starts talking about you to Kenma and Kenma is just like ??? Who tf is this??? Kuroo explains the situation and Kenma is just like “how did you pass the mandatory drug tests for volleyball bc ur definitely on something”. Kuroo is constantly struggling w his feelings for you, esp since he can’t talk to anyone about it without sounding insane. help him!!!

anonymous asked:

is the sleepover thing still on?? because i need to V E N T about my crush omg. OKAY so this guy is just so perfect and we’re from completely different worlds (he drinks, smokes, parties and i never leave my house) and his name is so cute & so is his dog!! the first time we met (we met online because we have mutual friends), he drove AN HOUR to my house at 5 AM to deliver pancakes to me & i’m still so sentimental omg but it’s weird to think that a guy who does these thigs can be so sweet to mE

Oh my gosh that’s adorable, he’s a lovable rogue 😂

anonymous asked:

I want everyone's opinions about something with modern Vikings! What do you think of the Ragnarssons smoking? I'm not actually sure if Jordan or David smoke but we know Alex, Alexander and Marco does though.

I grew up when smoking was still cool so I think it’s sexy as fuck to see a hot guy with a cigarette. I’m a product of my times and my countercultural leanings. Just watching any of them taking a drag, playing with his smoke while he thinks, ashing casually with his thumb, propping it between his lips when he has to do something with his hands, that practiced flick when he throws the butt into the gutter… I spent A LOT OF TIME in my teenage years watching my crushes smoke and fetishizing every one of these motions.

Damn. I kind of forgot how sexy smoking can be, because it’s not on American TV anymore and I no longer live around anyone who does. Nice trip down memory lane there…

Originally posted by inthenameofodin

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 



Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now



YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - 4 Koma

Shura’s cat problem

Shura absolutely adores cats and is a very proud self-proclaimed cat person. He thinks Yurio’s cat magnetism is the best magic in the world. Unfortunately, he did not inherit it, which leads to much heartbreak for his poor glass heart, which he did inherit from his mother…

(Featuring OC kid Shura)

*If the comics are hard to read, tap on the image first to bring it up in the Tumblr viewer, THEN right click view image for the unaltered slightly higher resolution.


IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s a Yuri!!! on Ice AU, Yuuri-centric with end-game polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri gets married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

BASICS and timeline of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

A SUPER DETAILED world-building headcanons post on ABO+ in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.


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My experience with the signs in my life

  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it’s true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It’s not that he is a dick, it’s just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. “Nightmare dressed as a daydream”. Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he’ll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn’t look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn’t notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn’t have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn’t want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn’t care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn’t already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won’t forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he’s a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you’ll know when she cares about you. She’s like a mama bear. She’ll call you if she feels you are not happy. She’ll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don’t care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don’t know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can’t stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She’s so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He’s a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain’t in the same political party as you, just don’t mention politics. That’s when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won’t even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she’ll call. She’s absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it’s hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he’s crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she’s hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she’s very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it’s just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don’t even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things