just wanted to fire something out because im about to have an absolute shit week

Don’t Let Go [m]

Genre: Angst, smut ⚠️ (spanking, crying? idk man i felt all the feels in this one, no major kinks)

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Word Count: 3674 (I’m so sorry)

Summary: Making up hurts. But it feels too good to care.

A/N: This is the sequel to my Never Ever drabble “Let You Go” If you haven’t read that one yet, I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DO for storyline and buildup purposes! So this was originally supposed to be just straight up smut, but now it’s like straight up smut but with a lot of angsty feelings. I’m emo tonight. Someone hold me. 

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anonymous asked:

Got any imaginings for your various Izukus meeting one another? How would villain Deku react to BYGGUALOM Deku? To MSU Deku? (Assume villain!Deku figures out something is up with MSU!Deku so he doesn't just treat him as a regular civilian). Would BYGGUALOM!Deku and MSU!Deku end up commiserating over their mutual dislike of publicity if they met?

god… i do have some imaginings. i actually had this conversation with @salvainterra just like last week and it is probably the single most self indulgent and simultaneously gut busting conversation i’ve ever had. sorry everyone i’m like this, here’s the best parts of the conversations with all the keysmashes taken out

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Ok so major vent/fuck coworkers post because I swear if I don’t I’m going to punch this fucker’s teeth in. Its long without a tl;dr so im sorry viewers

There is this slimey mother fucker at my work… lets name him Graig… and he is that insufferable “teacher’s pet” kind of person (read as: the store manager’s bitch), and hes that fuck that will kiss everyone’s ass and act really nice and polite but then actively talks shit and tries to snitch on u for something u may or may not have done the moment ur back is turned. But he talks the most shit on people who are “in his way” (ie: people whi arent managers but are still in a higher position than him) and he actively tries to sabotage blue shirts because he thinks that if the one in front of him is gone they have no choice but to make him a blue shirt. In every case he successfully pisses off a blue shirt to the point they leave, my manager just hires another blue shirt

Here’s a little segway to explain how the heirarchy of Dankin Doodoos works. At the top of a specific store is the manager who wears a red shirt in the middle are the shift leaders who wear blue shirts and at the bottom are the crew who wear white shirts

Now backstory for Graig so this will make sense: at this point he is a White Shirt and hes pissed because he is p much the store’s bitch and all he does is complain about how he doesnt have a Blue shirt, how he deserves a blue shirt even tho he takes waaaaay too many short cuts, actively ignores when Blue shirts ask him to do something or tell him to move to a different station, actively creates and perpetuates rumors to cause discourse, is very rude to customers, didnt know how to do most stuff that ur p much supposed to learn in training, literally fucks up most of his drinks, etc the list goes on and on for why he shouldn’t have one and shouldnt even work here for that matter and we were all even told by our District Manager (a big higher up) he will never have a blue shirt. I came to work at this location after him but as a whole I was an actual manager at my old store so i was immediately put in a blue shirt position. He was not happy about that one fucking bit. I didn’t care. I was nice to him, hoping if i didnt give him anything to bitch about hed eventually fuck off and do his goddamn job.

Now onto the reason I say fuck Graig. I used to stream myself playing video games on twitch on my off time from work, which was A) a great stress reliever and B) something I’ve wanted to make a career for a while now. My manager knew I used to do this because I’d gush about how much I loved doing it so much. Id given a lot of my coworkers my twitch url and told them to come watch some time and it was all fun!

But then one day my manager calls me into the office (with, of course Graig pretending to need shit out the office every 5 seconds so he can eavesdrop) and she tells me that someone had sent the url of one of my stored videos on twitch to my the district manager. It would have been all good, because i literally never say anyone’s name and i never say i work for Dankin, it was just a fun stream i did with my friend and honestly my hair was long and i look way different with my hair pulled up so i might not have even been recognised so any of the foul language and dicks and stuff i joked about wouldnt have even mattered. But of course they absolutely had to try and get me with something, so they saw my shirt, which said DankinRonpa (a parody of Danganronpa) on it with a bear on it was close enough to the Dankin Doodoos design that I was representing my location and decided that everything i was doing was inappropriate so I was literally almost fired. And my district manager even made the comment that she had saved the url to my page so that shes going to check in from time to time to make sure im not doing anything inappropriate. Thankfully my manager saved my ass by pointing out it was a first time offense, i didn’t know that my shirt would let people know where i work, promised it wont happen again etc etc

I was so upset i still havent back streaming because im terrified shell keep her promise. So now if i want to continue streaming i have to abandon my current twitch channel (and all 200 followers) and start fresh.

Of course after my shift is over my actual friend that worked there at the time also as a blue shirt let me know that Graig decided he had “had enough of me” and decided to prove that he had “eyes everywhere” and sent the link to my district manager.

And the kicker? The real fucking kicker? He got a job as a assistant manager at a dollar corporal and he had put in his two weeks in the same fucking email he sent my twitch url in. He legitimately had no fucking reason to do it other than to be a petty piece of shit.

Oh and even after he left, he kept calling the store, asking whoever answered the phone how much they were making, then told them they could make more at his dollar corporal like are you fucking serious? And what hes doing is trying to convince people to leave their job here and to come work under him. And from what the other managers say, its because he acts like hes a fucking bigshot and yells at everyone and hes already driven off half the staff.

And wouldnt you know it, because of that they severely cut his hours to the point where he came crawling back this past week. But because right now, my store is so severely understaffed because all the hires have additudes and refuse to come in on time, they damn near handed him a blue shirt.

But he always nags me when i dont let him touch my drawer or count the safe, or let him in drive thru. “Oh why dont you trust people?” And then try to guess why: “is it that rumor i heard about you getting in trouble over youtube?” And honestly that pisses me off even more because he was there when i had the conversation with someone esle i worked with and even asked questions about it, so he knows. And one of these days hes going to catch me when im not in uniform and not in the store and im gonna whoop his fucking ass if he doesnt leave me alone

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Little ask-stories sent to my main blog, posted here!

violetsnowstorm555 said: Archaeology majors agree never to dig anywhere near campus for fear of what might come up.

Anon said: What about that one kid who thinks the fair folk are actually ALIENS

k4t3yk4t said: There was that one occasion with the Vegan™ freshman who discovered the black fur coat in her roommate’s closet. She was so appalled… She stole it, not to keep, but to confront her roommate later about. She never got the chance to. She wasn’t seen for months, but eventually came back. She was different, when she did, though.. And never went near the pool again.

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Why Ochako Is Actually a Big BadAss

When this past chapter came out, there wasn’t material enough in it for me to really write my thoughts on. To me, it was the class just being adorable and I want to wait til next week to talk about the new Big Three that appeared (also who saw the memes for them? My friend just showed me and I died of laughter.)

Instead, I’ve been rereading the manga (more specifically the sports festival) and the past chapter happened had Ochako’s outburst about the festival and it almost made me upset to see the reactions that were given to it. I remember going through the tag and seeing quite a few people reacting to that outburst as “OMG SHE WAS SOOOO CUTE” or “OMGGGG SO FUNNYTTT”. Of course, I am exaggerating this a lot but the fact there were no more in depth thoughts on it and it kinda made me a bit sad and now that I’m reading that festival stuff again, I just had to put down my thoughts somewhere.

I’ve said this before and I will repeat myself until the day I die: While Ochako’s character is based on her being cute and bubbly and the most adorable gal in the entire universe, she’s so much more than that. She’s more complex than the fandom makes her out to be and I wish more people saw that.

Now, in my Why Ochako is Actually A Complex Character post, I talked about this complexity a bit with how she handles her emotions and more specifically on how she displays this to others. However, I did not talk about how much of a determined individual she is and really how feisty she is (like this girl can be Bakugou fierce ok?).

To start, when the whole Sports Festival came into play, after the stakes of the festival were told to the class, this is precisely how Ochako acted (which definitely caught the rest of the class off guard)

Now, of course I know that it was displayed as an act of comic relief, especially with how expressive she is during all of that but I personally see it as something more about her character that Horikoshi was just trying to mix with the silly cute aspect part of it, especially since we get this scene later one (I stg I have this scene stamped in my memory):

Already in a chapter, Horikoshi showed us that Ochako is a supremely determined individual who has absolutely no chill when it comes to things that would affect not only her goals but the situation with her family.

I mean, in the festival, we got a small glimpse of that with her waiting to use a secret move (which btw, she hasn’t used yet and Im dying for that day)

And here she is being all determined in some other panels (which you can even see her suppressing her emotions once more as she tells Deku congrats for winning first)

And then we get to her fight with Katsuki, which OH BOY really shows how far her determination and feistiness can go. And honestly so much happens in this fight that truly does characterize who Ochako is and how strong she is.

I mean to start, she gives off a Katsuki like sentence to push away the statement he made earlier.

And then it’s so interesting and I see so many people overlook this but look at what she does.

She acknowledges that the fight is bad and the situation surrounding it isn’t completely ideal YET she shoves down those feelings of fear and apprehension and still continues to display herself as this strong woman that isn’t intimidated by Katsuki whatsoever (which kind of ties into her reaction in the newest chapter).

And then of course, here are two pages in that same chapter that really display this fire that she has within herself and how she’s kind of similar to Katsuki in that she isn’t one to back down without really putting up a fight (even if the fight that is something that terrifies her or even makes her a bit uneasy).

What makes all of this incredible too is that Katsuki not acknowledges her by the middle of the fight

But she even crosses his mind when he fights Todoroki when he says this

Yes, my good old gravitational stars, Katsuki even acknowledges the strength and ambition that Ochako has that maybe only Deku might have noticied (even then maybe not too much).

And she doesn’t just show this fierceness in this fight. She shows it not only when she fights 13 with Yuuga but also when she fights with Toga during the training camp (and yes I am referring to the infamous panel of Ochako)

So we get to the little scene from this past chapter where everyone went on the cute train with it.

Now, to me, I saw this scene a bit more than just her being the precious little princess she normally portrays herself out to be. To me, the way I saw it was a girl who clearly was affected by the Sports Festival. As we saw, Ochako took the festival I personally believe much more serious than the rest of the class. For her, this was a real chance for her to show off her skills and how strong of an individual she is. Since they made the Sports Festival to be something of utter importance, she completely put away any fears or apprehension she had and fought to the extreme and even showed up how insane her powers go and just really how determined she can get when it involves her family. So to be told that the festival didn’t matter I’m sure had to have been a slap in the face to her because it would have pretty much told her, “Hey, all the efforts and shit that you put yourself through to really further your goals? Yea doesn’t mean anything at the end.” Yea not a nice way to look at it and not a nice way to interpret your actions during that time period. 

Alright so I kind of went everywhere with this but the point I’m trying to make is that scene from the past chapter wasn’t just an adorable moment that we got of Ochako. Rather, although done in a funny way to mix with her general personality, it is a scene that gives us more of an idea of Ochako and how she took the Sports Festival and just how in general she takes events that impact things that pertain to her goal. Even though we see her as a usually laid back individual with a bubbly personality, she’s so much more than that. This is a girl who doesn’t back away from any challenge presented to her and doesn’t allow things to get in her way of her goals. She has them clear cut in her mind and she chases after them. She even has a fiery side that you can compare with Katsuki as seen from the fight she had with him. In general, she’s so strong and powerful and truly fierce and I just want more people to see that side of her. I guess I just wish people could see her as more than just the cute little cutie pie she is and really see her as a badass cutie pie because damn, that strangle she gave Toga was pretty intense for her character.

TLDR: Ochako is actually a big badass and not a lot of people acknowledge that.

Responses to {Part 27} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU Asks~

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anonymous asked:

Please give me any headcannons about Ronan as an Exy player and Adam as his boyfriend

ok i have had this sitting in my inbox for days because i didnt know where to start. i have aus of aus of that au. its crazy. i have alternate versions of every scene. here goes a tiny fragment of it …… never hesitate to ask for more. alSO I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE STAYING ON TRACK wtf

  • PSU is recruiting six new foxes and ronan is kevin’s pick because he’s fucking good and he plays like he needs to take a personal revenge against the game + he’s an orphan with a record so he’s fox material (how the fuck did this kid even get to stay in the team he never set a foot in class ????? ‘i dont care i want him on my court’)
  • they went to henrietta to get him but if you want it on another post ask for it because it could escalate quickly
  • he rooms with matt and aaron. his first day, no one is expecting him but he comes in with a duffel bag over his shoulder an no hair, smelling faintly of oil, looking angry, eyes the empty bed, throw his shit on it and leaves again
  • aaron rolls his eyes like,,, serioUSLY another problematic one
  • matt is smiling because new friend and he makes him think of seth
  • if you want one with the first time he meets each of the foxes send me an ask because you asked me to focus on adam so i nEED to control myself
  • anyway! he’s relentless at practice and he works hard. kevin is satisfied (he doesnt tell ronan though bc compliments are against kevin’s religion)
  • he’s been in a few fights bc of people being smartasses but mostly he just wants to be left alone and he doesnt really bond with anyone
  • three weeks in and he still has never said anything personal apart from ‘fuck off you shitstick’ and a few niceties with matt on a good day. also he nodded respectfully at andrew’s car
  • all of the other new foxes are slowly letting their barriers down and becoming a part of the team one fight at a time, but ronan’s just… constant. not making an effort to fit in, in a way that would make everyone think he had a home waiting for him somewhere and being a fox wasn’t the main thing in his life (tssss)
  • he practices, doesn’t talk to anyone in the changing rooms, barely exchanges nods with aaron and is civil but unpersonal with everyone else
  • a month in, on a sunday morning he unexpectedly sees renee at church. they smile at eachother but thats all, respecting the other’s weekly moment of privacy
  • it all goes downhill from there because ronan starts to realize that even though he has his secured lifelong squad, maybe the foxes he’s about to spend 5 years with are worth getting along with (kidding, adam threatened him with no more skype sex/nudes until he started being nicer with his teammates)
  • nicky is absolutely crazy about ronan’s car and begs him to take him for a drive. ronan says no a million time until he’s starting to throw a punch at him to shut nicky up and neil is smoothly pulling nicky out of harms way without a word bc he can #relate to the kind of reaction nicky provokes
  • allison and ronan start street racing!!!!! and its the only form of dialogue they ever have. theyll just text eachother something like ‘race?’ or ‘streets?’ and silently flood the quiet street at night
  • a crazy ass fuck amount of betting develops on his ass because cOME ON the guy is a mistery and his file didnt say anything about him being antisocial and fucking weird wtf he was supposed to be just another rebel antisystem kid not a silent bald entity???
  • they even ask andrew to rile him up to see him react but the smol puppy couldnt care less and would rather kiss his nothing
  • ronan who started off thinking they were the college sports team version of aglionby student council boys => shallow and too mainstream for him is realizing theres more to them and some of them can be kinda fun but by now he doesnt know how te get closer to them
  • meanwhile ADAM is taking smart classes in his ivy league school and the threesome are having a morally questionable roadtrip. ronan still hates phones but he may do an exception at least 5 times a week for these assholes
  • in this au lets consider opal can take care of herself back at the barns???? in which case he’s 24/7 on facetime w her dont lie to urself and no one ever knows where he disappears when actually he’s just checking in on his daughter, nerd
  • anyway. everyone thinks he’s a tragic sob story and he’s got no one thats why he’s so quiet and closed off so the team takes him out to colombia to get him a lil drunk and see what’s up with this bitch (allison), make sure he’s not a danger to the team (andrew), make sure he’s really straight (nicky)
  • he totally insults everyone but he’s in his car on his way by 5pm, punk
  • ofc they dont have problems making him drink….him getting drunk actually takes a lot longer than expected tho
  • anyway theyre drunk and half the team is dancing and then nicky casually asks ronan to join and ronan says ‘yeah’ ??????
  • he dances ????? tHOSE HIPS!
  • renee tells him a joke in his ear and he laughs ?;!
  • you have to know maybe he would burn cities for adam’s smile but the world would willingly sacrifice itself by fire for ronan’s laugh
  • everyone is :o
  • anyway after a while they go to get another drink and allison/nicky/two newbies are scanning the crowd for people to make out with
  • nicky (still trying to be subtle) : ‘ronan that girl over there is SO checking you out’
  • ronan : *snorts* not interested
  • nicky : *dramatic eye roll* oh pLEASE, dont tell me you dont swing either
  • ronan : *quirked eyebrow* oh believe me i do
  • thats it he goes on dancing, so frustrating because nicky still doesnt know!!!
  • from that night on theyre slightly closer but ronan rarely shares anything about back home. they dont know if he has any friends so they assume he doesnt because he’s a fox and they slowly start accepting him in
  • he did disappear for three whole days once but well,,, whtever
  • then thanksgiving weekend happens
  • they have a game on friday afternoon (idk man im not american how does it even work) & since its the upperclassmen’s last year they decided to have a fox thanksgiving at abby’s
  • the game happens, they win, everyone is happy and most of the foxes are on the parking lot going back to their car
  • ronan was held back by wymack who needed to talk abt something
  • nicky screams
  • because,,, leaning against the side of the black bmw there is a boy which 1) whO IS HE HE SO PRETTY 2) why is he against lynch’s car 3) wtf he’s gonna get killed
  • so of course its only his civic duty to protect a fellow citizen when he goes up to this boy ….. he just wants to warn him whose car he’s leaning against
  • ‘hey there. my name is nicky, im with the foxes, hm, whatcha doing here …? cuz this is kind of our friend’s car and hm he really cares about it so…’ while using his pretty man face and making weird gestures in the direction of the car
  • the boy stays silent for like, three lives before saying ‘you’re a friend of ronan? nice to meet ya, im adam’
  • everyone who of course stayed behind to listen is now ??????? who is this adam ? why did they never hear about this pretty boy ? is he just a fan or somthg? ? also is this an aCCENT
  • awkward silence. no one knows what to do. flies are rubbing their hands together. adam is still pretty.
  • renee moves forward. ‘hello adam. we’re ronan’s teammates, who r you?”
  • adam smiles ‘im adam’ he repeats uselessly i swear to god this bitch is useless
  • another awkward silence
  • and then ronan lynch first of his name gets out on the parking lot, looking very angry but no more than usual, walking towards his car without noticing that everyone but a few newsbies is huddled around it
  • when he looks up his face turns even angrier (was that possible???) because what the actual fu–
  • when renee turned around to face him she moved a little and now he can see A Boy Leaning Against His Car
  • you have to imagine ronan lynch’s face at that moment it is a pure source of emotions, shock, confusion, joy, more confusion, self-consciousness, happiness, a poor try at indifference
  • he coughs ‘hm. h-hi, i thought you hm. wasnt i supposed to meet you tomorrow?’
  • ‘thought we could leave tonight and drive home instead of flying’ says tHE bOY
  • and okay this is a key word here home? they have a home in common? is this adam family? but it doesnt look like it and they dont look like eachother and dont have the same vibe at all besides ronan never mentionned any family apart the brothers nicky knows to not be called adam bc he’s checked
  • also there is tENSION between these two you can feel it in the air
  • ronan : ‘can yall fuck off or would you like to climb in the back as well ?’, charming as always
  • the team backs off and they start going to their cars when they realize ronan’s okay but they go suspiciously slow and silently so they can hear/see whats happening
  • ronan and adam r staring at eachother and those nerds cant help but grin at eachother, how gross. they literally cant look eachother in the eye without grinning
  • they havn’t seen eachother irl in a month which :(((
  • adam : ‘nice game.’
  • ronan : ‘i know,’ before kissing him senseless and hugging him at the same time and omg HE HAS MISSED HIS BOYFRIEND SO MUCH LET HIM LIVE
  • nicky is screaming and dropped his bag
  • aaron and kevin are rolling their eyes
  • everyone else is gaping or grinning
  • they make out a bit but then they get in the car because privacy and they have magical threesomes and dreamed up daughters to discuss
  • they were supposd to fly home on their own the day after for thanksgiving, turns out adam thought maybe they’d like to have a roadtrip together instead. also he said matthew and opal sent him a snapchat they’ve already started cooking so they better hit the road fast
  • have you seen ronan lynch’s smile in that moment? probabaly not if you’re still breathing
  • they stop on they way to buy gifts for their daughter
  • allison and nicky receive a picture of ronan, opal, matthew and blue fighting in the hay taken by adam ‘dont tell him but you know he has a soft side’
Special Instructions

For the anon who asked if I could write them some fluffy Destiel that somehow incorporated The Great Gatsby. [read on AO3]

The first time Cas sees Dean Winchester’s name it’s on the receipt for an online order. One double steak burrito with extra cheese, pinto beans and just a drizzle of hot salsa. He works almost on autopilot, scooping out the correct portion sizes and trying to keep his eyes away from the line, which nearly wraps around the drink station. It’s always stressful to work on online orders when the customers in the store are getting impatient. Cas rolls the burrito deftly and he’s about to deposit it into a bag when he notices the special instruction section of the receipt.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: DRAW ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

Cas does a double take at the words. Usually people abuse that section of the order form to ask for extra guacamole or meat because the system won’t charge them automatically. Occasionally he sees someone request light cheese or beans as a side so their burrito doesn’t get soggy, but he’s never, in his four months working here, seen someone ask for this.

He glances up again and sure enough, the line is still growing. He sees girls shifting uncomfortably in their high heels, dressed to the nines in short sequined dresses. He can actually smell the alcohol wafting off most of the people in the store and, for the millionth time, he regrets agreeing to work the Friday closing shift. He doesn’t know why he reaches for the marker, he’s way too busy to be dealing with this shit, they’re completely understaffed and the unwashed masses are murmuring unhappily but Cas sets to work anyway.

He pauses, the tip of his Sharpie just barely hovering over the foil wrapping as he contemplates what to draw. It’s a split second decision to go with the bumblebee, but he doesn’t regret it until he starts sketching it out. The curvature of the burrito makes the drawing difficult and when he’s finished he’s only pretty sure it looks like a bee, so he draws an arrow to it and helpfully writes ‘bee’, just in case there is confusion. As an afterthought he adds a little speech bubble coming from the bee that says ‘Enjoy your food!’.

Castiel glances at the name on the receipt again and finds himself wondering if Dean Winchester likes bees.


The first time Cas hears Dean’s voice, it’s just laughter. He isn’t even on the assembly line at the time but his friend Balthazar is working the cash register and calls him up from the back.

“It seems this is for you,” Balthazar hands him an online receipt with a smirk and Castiel furrows his brows in concern. They’ve got another order from Dean Winchester. It’s the same ingredients, but this time he’s ordered a burrito bowl. Cas’s eyes immediately flick to the instructions.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: I LIKED THE BEE. VERY CUTE. BUT CAN YOU TELL ME A JOKE?

Cas doesn’t know why he’s fighting a smile, he knows nothing about this person. Well alright, he knows they appreciate his, ahem, artwork…if it can even be called that. And of course, he knows that Dean has nothing better to do with his Friday and Saturday nights than order almost the same food online. Then again, Cas has nothing better to do than be at work, and he’s pretty sure there’s something there about people in glass houses and stones…

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Idk why I love to think about how the FAHC spend holidays but with Halloween coming up y'know I have to
I’d like to think that there have been a few years that their ‘costumes’ are just them switching clothes


The first year they do it is before Ryan, and they’re fairly capable of just coming to the agreement that Ray and Michael switch, mostly because they basically share all of their t-shirts anyway and it’s just a matter of making Ray wear actual jeans

(“They’re so fucking long I hate this”
“Shut the fuck up Ray my knees are freezing . what is wrong with you?”)

Geoff and Jack swap, and this incites a Shit On Geoff party.

(“Geoff, oh my God. This was such a terrible idea for you! Jack looks a thousand times more badass in a suit than you, and now you look-”
“Like a suburban dad on vacation?”
“Fuck, Ray, that’s exactly what i was gonna say! Fucking put some sunscreen on your nose, Geoff, you suburban piece of shit.”)

Meanwhile Gavin somehow misses the memo and wears a dick costume [y'all know the one] but when he finds out about the others, he just says he’s dressed as all of them.


Another year they have to draw names because no one can agree on who they want to be. It ends up with:

Geoff in Gavin’s dumbass gold shades and a button down

Gavin with his hair temporarily dyed in rainbow stripes and a suit jacket that is somehow both too big and too small.

(“Jeremy, are your arms like two inches long because this is absolutely ridiculous.”
“And yet you could fit another person next to you in the torso. You look like an experiment that went wrong.”)

Nobody even bats an eye at Jeremy in a Hawaiian print shirt because it definitely seems like something he already owns. Jack is beyond offended.

She, like every other fucking year, ends up in a something that makes her way more badass than everyone else. They all say the system is rigged, that she’s a cheater, but nobody is willing to fuck with her when she’s wearing Ryan’s mask. Not even him.

Ryan has to just carry Michael’s bomber jacket around with him because it doesn’t fit, and he is 100% not willing to go buy a new one.

Michael not only wears Geoff’s suit (which fits him about as well as it does Geoff, I.e. not at all) but he spends the day doing terrible impersonations.

(They all boil down to “I’m fucking great as dicks, you all suck, why don’t you listen to me ever?!?! You’re all fired!! Alcohol!!!”
Everyone finds it hilarious and accurate, except Geoff, who immediately says he should fire all of them.)


The same year that Ryan decides to start branching out in what he wears on heists (it’s all godawful, except for the masks. Those are still all skull or animal themed, and no more terrible than any other masks the crew picks.) they decide it’ll be hilarious to all wear one of his outfits, each more ridiculous than the last.

Again, nobody quite believes Jeremy’s costume, as they’re all sure he’d already had it in his closet.

Needless to say, when Ryan shows up (in a horrifically accurate butcher’s costume- they are all pretty positive that’s real blood on his apron, but it belongs to no animal) he is not amused. He mutters something about putting his cleaver to good use.


The calmest year they ever have happens after a particularly close-call heist. They make it out by the skin of their teeth and have zero energy to celebrate Halloween. Instead, they buy enough candy to put a small elephant into a sugar coma, and spend most of the night fucking around with Ryan’s surprisingly large collection of face paint.

Its starts with Gavin begging him to ‘do me up like you would you’. Except Ryan refuses to do his own trademark look on Gavin, opting instead to create one for him. Which, of course, has everyone else wanting their own personalized style.

They all take a billion selfies before wiping it off and trying to do it themselves, at which point they all look like rejected clowns. It only gets worse when they start drinking and doing each other’s faces.

Somehow Michael ends up with most of his chest painted with color swatches. Jeremy has a giant face that uses his nipples as eyes. Gavin once again gets a rainbow in his hair. Jack forces Ryan to redo her face then proceeds to brag about how much better she looks than everyone. And Geoff just thinks about how this came to be, and how he could not imagine a better way to spend Halloween.

majormania  asked:

"im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did" with single dad Sirius who just got custody of Harry after his parents died and he was stuck with the Dursley's for a few months

note: if this ends at “to end the war altogether” the keep reading isn’t working, but you can see the whole fic on my blog

Sirius is exhausted. He’s sitting at the back of a muggle bus and the boy on his lap won’t stop whining. Sirius can just barely keep him from full-on sobbing, and the closer they get to their stop the less he can do. He fully realizes that the rest of the bus hates him, and all he wants to do is apparate to his flat, where he doesn’t have to concentrate on holding a Disillusionment Charm over Harry, or have to worry about Death Eaters sitting next to them.

In all honesty, what he really wants to do is get to the flat and sleep, but by the way Harry’s hiccuping like he does before he starts to bawl he knows he won’t have that luxury. He just hopes they make it home before the inevitable happens.

He’s sitting next to the window, wedged into the corner and holding Harry to his body. He has Harry facing out into the aisle, hoping that he’ll see something that will distract him.

He doesn’t actually expect it to work, but when Harry catches a glance of the man sitting in the seat across from theirs he quiets. It’s nothing short of a miracle, and Sirius has to stop himself from gaping at the man.

I mean, he gets it. The way lanky limbs are leaning around a  book that’s falling to pieces is absolutely gorgeous, but the fact that it’s enough to keep Harry content is astounding. Then again, the way the man’s patched-up jacket is spread across his shoulders might just be enough to end the war altogether.

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